New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - November 15, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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“He likes to fetch slippers... anybody’s slippers’
Saturday, Nov. 15,2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
Your earning potential may be greater in the year ahead than what was afforded you in the past. If you’re prepared to put forth the diligence and hard work necessary, it will be reflected in your bank balance.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Merely thinking big or dreaming about victories won’t win you any medals.today. Goals and ambitions must be earned through concerted effort and productive application.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) —When repeating a story to others today, beware of a tendency to color the facts to suit some underlying intention. A lack of the truth will be unearthed and make you look bad.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — If ypu don’t expect more than you truly earn or deserve today, you won’t be disappointed. Keep in mind that the world doesn’t owe you any free rides or handouts.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) —What you may consider to be merely a harmless flirtation could appear to be just the opposite to one to whom you owe your loyalty. Don’t let this person think you’re looking for greener pastures.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — In order to extricate yourself from a sticky situation today, you may make a promise to another that will be difficult to keep and, in turn, create a more serious situation.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Do not allow ypurself to get immersed in peer politics today. It could put you in a no-win situation yvhere you might suffer the wrath of friends on both sides. Keep your nbse clean.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Putting someone on a pedestal so high that they are unable to live up to your expectations will only produce disappointment. Don’t do that to yourself or a loved one today.
GEMINI (May 21 -June 20) — Today try to avoid the company of people who have a history of being overly opinionated. You won’t appreciate it nor tolerate it if they attempt to push their views and ideas on you.
CANCER (June 21-july 22) — Humility, not pretense, wins the acceptance of others. Do not make the mistake today of trying to impress someone with how much money you can spend or how much you’ve accomplished.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Dealing with others in a condescending fashion today will make people feel belittled and will provoke undesirable, results. Take care not to do anything to cause them to believe you feel superior.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) —You’re especially vulnerable to all forms of overindulgence today, so be watchful about your health habits. Pass up the goodies and go moderate on what you consume or drink.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Insincere flattery will have a hollow ring to it and quickly be detected by others today as a ploy to get something out of them. If your feelings aren’t honest, leave them unexpressed.
Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, clo this newspaper, RO. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. Visit www.bernice4u.com for more advice.
Copyright 2003, Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
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