New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 30, 2000, New Braunfels, Texas
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Television log TUESDAY PRIME TIME/MAY 30
Horoscope by Bernice Bebe O*ol
G=Garden Ridge N =New Braunfels
TUESDAY, May 30,2000 By being ready and willing to flow with events in the year ahead, some interesting, beneficial developments could take place. Let situations be driven by their own motor forces.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Behaving in opposition to your better judgment today would be like tripping over your own shoestrings, lf you sense something is going right, go within yourself for the answers. Trying to patch up a broken romance? The Astro-Graph Matchmaker can help you understand what to ; do to make the relationship work. Mail $2.73 to Matchmaker, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 1758, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10156.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) lf you start saying one thing but mean something different in attempts to be cagey, don’t expect those you’re trying to impress to understand you. Be straightforward.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Usually, once you lock your mind in on achieving a specific objective, you remain persistent to the cause. Today, however, you could have difficulty focusing on your target.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Because you may not grasp the essence of ideas in their entirety, this could cause you to make some assumptions today that might be erroneous. Don’t act under any guess work.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Conditions could be a Int difficult to define today, causing you to think you have something locked down which, in reality, you didn’t. Don’t take anything for granted.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) There’s a chance you could get involved today with someone who likes to rearrange things to suit himself or herself, regardless of the inconvenience to others. Be on guard.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) Watch all co-workers closely today, because there’s a chance one could get careless about something that would affect you. This is especially Hue in safety factors.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Someone might attempt to make you feel obligated to pick up a tab today for him or her. Don’t be stingy, but be realistic. If it’s fairer to split things equally, stand by that.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) Examine the consequences before stirring up still waters today, lf you start something, others will gladly finish things, but not necessarily in die manner you envision.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) You can be moody at tunes, but today you may be a bit too impulsive or im table for your own good and end up blaming others for your misdeeds.
Guess who will lose in the long run.
ARIES (March 21 -April 19) Bemg a Utile sluggish getting out of the starting blocks today could cause you some financial loses because material opportunities take place early in the day.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Succeeding in an important endeavor today could be a toss up for you. Everything will depend upon the choices you make and what you do with them. Copyright2000 by NEA, Inc.