New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 27, 1993, New Braunfels, Texas
10-A ■ Herald-Zeitung ■ Thursday, May 27,1993
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By Stella Wilder
Born today, you are destined to be known as a pioneer in your chosen field, and you are the kind who knows just what you must do in life, and just what life has in store for you in return, at a very early age Your curiosity about the world around you and the people who inhabit it is limitless, and you love a good mystery — but you will rarely be in the dark about your own future. You enjoy traveling, and long to see much of the world; you derive energy and inspiration from being in a new place
During your adult years you are likely to enjoy a change of focus or dedication which will lead you down an avenue of new and unexpected endeavor and accomplishment. You get along well with others, and this prime ability is sure to sustain you during periods of stress, frustration, or uncertainty.
To see what is in store for you tomorrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide.
FRIDAY, MAY 2S
GEMINI (May tl-June *0) - This can be a profitable day, with many usually rival factions proving quite compatible even in close quarters.
CANCER (June 21-July St) - Divergent influences will come together today, resulting in temporary confusion but eventual confidence and certainty.
LEO (July t3-Aug. It) - Conflicting energies can be harnessed today
and used to your advantage, be ere alive when it comes to routine.
VERGO (Aug. tt-Sept. It) - Stress is unavoidable today to some degree, but an increased awareness may develop through the course of the day.
LIBRA (Sept. tt-Oct. It) - You will enjoy accelerated personal development at this time — provided you read the writing on the wall.
SCORPIO (Oct. SS-Nov. SI) - Your imagination will serve you well today
— but be careful you don’t make up stories to explain negative behavior.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. SS-Dec. SI)
— You must be more sensitive to the feelings of those around you today. Be more conservative in your expectations.
CAPRICORN (Dec. SS-Jao. lf) -
You will be concerned with relationship issues today. You may encounter new restrictions at the workplace.
AQUARIUS (Jan. SO-Feb. ll) -You can harness new energies today and focus on new endeavors with great success at this time.
PISCES (Feb. lt-March SI) -Your sensitivity to others can save the day. Be sure you do not become intrusive — even as a result of good intentions.
ARIES (March Sl-AprU ll) -Communication may be more difficult to come by today, especially at the workplace where competition beata up.
TAURUS (April Sl-May SI) - This is a good day for experimentation; an adventurous spirit can bring you unexpected rewards.