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Ray Bradbury [Fire and Rain J* TNT Charlie s Angels Charlie s Angels |M0V: Theatre of Blood aaa (1973) (15) MOV: Twice-Told Talas aaa (1963) In ESPN (6 30) NHI Hockey Campbell Conference, final (L) B ball Night (15) SportsCenter (15) NHL (L) |AMA Supercross Racing [Motowoild 21 TNN Crook and Chase [Nashville Now Stardom Club Dance Miller & Company Nashville Now n MSE Major League Baseball Colorado Rockies at Houston Astros (I) This Week in NASCAR Honey Hole Motor sports Cycle World J* AMO (6 00i Drums aaa (1938) |mOV: A Woman Robots aaa (1936) |mOV: Four Feathers aaaa (1939) MOV: A Woman Rebels aaa (1936) ti max MOV: Trancers ll: The Return ol Jack Qeth [MOV Ultimate Desires * (1991) □ MOV: Ooctor Mordrld * (1992) □ MOV: Eye ot the Eagle 3 a (1992) a ASE Real West Baboons Brute Force I veiling at the linprov Real West Baboons Vt CNBC Steal & Deal [Equal Time Po/ner & Donahue Tom Snyder Real Personal I Equal Time Pokier & Donahue Torn Snyder IU FAM Young Riders □ Father Dowling Mysteries □ 700 Club With Pat Robertson Scarecrow and Mrs King Q Bonanza Paid Program as T8S (6 30) Maior League Baseball Braves al Reds (I) MOV: Baby Blue Marine aa (1976) * MOV: OiUlnger aaa (1973) ll DISC Tree of Thorns [Firepower |World War ll [Adventurers Courage Tree of Thorns [Firepower World War ll [Adventurers (courage (}« WCN Maior League Baseball Slants at Cubs (L) News O Highlander MOV: Critters 2: The Main Course a (1988! JI NICK Get Smart Dick Van Dyke Dragnet |Lucy Show |Mary T Moore [Mary T Moore Hitchcock Superman F Troop Dobie Gillis Patty Duke Donna Reed M UFI LA twrfQ MOV: Up the Sandbox aa (1972) thirtysoruething Q Unsolved Mysteries Mysteries Sell CB KTBC MOV Oay One new (1989) News (35) Cheers (05) Taxi ( 35) Arsento Hall Q (J5) Paid 9> KVUE Matlock O Partners Q Primetime Live Q News (35) Design (05) Mamed ( 35) Nightlife |( 05) Hill Street Blues ED KXAN Ditt World O Willis Q Cheers Q Seinfeld □ L A Law Q News L35) Tonight Show □ ( 35) Late Night (35) Whoopi rn KBVO Simpsons Q Martin living Color Down Sfiore Star Trek Next Q M*A*S‘H p R Limbauyh (Current Affair Love Connect Studs Hogan Heroes By Stella Wilder I Born today, you are destined to be known as a pioneer in your chosen field, and you are the kind who knows just what you must do in life, and just what life has in store for you in return, at a very early age Your curiosity about the world around you and the people who inhabit it is limitless, and you love a good mystery — but you will rarely be in the dark about your own future. You enjoy traveling, and long to see much of the world; you derive energy and inspiration from being in a new place During your adult years you are likely to enjoy a change of focus or dedication which will lead you down an avenue of new and unexpected endeavor and accomplishment. You get along well with others, and this prime ability is sure to sustain you during periods of stress, frustration, or uncertainty. To see what is in store for you tomorrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide. FRIDAY, MAY 2S GEMINI (May tl-June *0) - This can be a profitable day, with many usually rival factions proving quite compatible even in close quarters. CANCER (June 21-July St) - Divergent influences will come together today, resulting in temporary confusion but eventual confidence and certainty. LEO (July t3-Aug. It) - Conflicting energies can be harnessed today and used to your advantage, be ere alive when it comes to routine. VERGO (Aug. tt-Sept. It) - Stress is unavoidable today to some degree, but an increased awareness may develop through the course of the day. LIBRA (Sept. tt-Oct. It) - You will enjoy accelerated personal development at this time — provided you read the writing on the wall. SCORPIO (Oct. SS-Nov. SI) - Your imagination will serve you well today — but be careful you don’t make up stories to explain negative behavior. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. SS-Dec. SI) — You must be more sensitive to the feelings of those around you today. Be more conservative in your expectations. CAPRICORN (Dec. SS-Jao. lf) - You will be concerned with relationship issues today. You may encounter new restrictions at the workplace. AQUARIUS (Jan. SO-Feb. ll) -You can harness new energies today and focus on new endeavors with great success at this time. PISCES (Feb. lt-March SI) -Your sensitivity to others can save the day. Be sure you do not become intrusive — even as a result of good intentions. ARIES (March Sl-AprU ll) -Communication may be more difficult to come by today, especially at the workplace where competition beata up. TAURUS (April Sl-May SI) - This is a good day for experimentation; an adventurous spirit can bring you unexpected rewards. ;