New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 26, 2005, New Braunfels, Texas
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Today's Crossword Puzzle
Thursday. May 26. 2005
1 Prize 6 Bounce 10 Unlucky time
14 Pastry maker
15 Bing Crosby tune
17 Susan Lucci vamp
18 Kitchen spice
19 Strong, as venison
20 Jeans fabric
21 European capital 23 “—Man Fever”
25 Compass pt.
29 Off. helper 32 Seismic event
37 Gulf st.
38 Easy gait
39 Mushroom, actually
40 Pool (2 wds.)
44 Dappled horse
45 Help-wanted abbr.
46 Takes a breather
47 Ms. Dinesen
48 Dick Tracy’s wife
49 I, to Nero 51 Needle hole
53 Teen with a car, maybe 58 Bauxite giant
62 Cod kin
64 Laugh provoker
65 Little creek
66 Blissful spot
67 Wife of Menelaus
68 Cad’s rebuke
70 Export or import
1 Still snoozing
2 Prefix for house
4 Culinary how-to
5 Bard’s forte
7 FitzGerald’s poet
8 Destructive insect
10 “Bus Stop” author
11 Like some controls
12 Boulevard liners
22 Bit of glitter 24 — blanche 26 Heist, slangily
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27 On one’s own
28 Things known
30 Weep loudly
33 One, to Conchita
34 Jibe with
36 Slalom runs
38 More to the point
39 Snow crystal
41 Baby fox
42 Hawaii’s Mauna —
47 Cloud-seeding compound
48 Bank employee 50 Shells out
52 Millionaire’s toy
53 Clink or cooler
54 Tex. neighbor
55 Dog complaint
56 Util, bill
57 Monthly expense
59 Mixer for rum
60 Felt grateful
61 Boleyn or Baxter
62 Hundreds of mins.
Thursday, May 26,2005 By Bernice Bede Osol
In the year ahead, once you decide to undertake either a major project or a large venture, you're not likely to be satisfied until you have it letter perfect and running smoothly. This will be the major reason why you will succeed.
GEMINI (May 21-lune 20) — Even if you’ve been reasonably successful lately, chances are you haven't been operating at your fullest capacity. Starting today, you could be spurred onto the fast lane with the big boys.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Because developing meaningful relationships will become more important to you at this point in time, you may deliberately start to seek out allies today upon which you can truly depend.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) —Today might mark the beginning of a major shift in promising conditions that could affect your career or vocation. Now is the time to dig your heels in and do the best work you can.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Dan Cupid will be looking favorably upon you today, which could mean the sweetening of an ongoing romance or the beginning of a new one. In either case, his arrows could hit you hard.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — If you’ve been considering making some constructive changes in your home or living quarters, get going on it today. Its an especially good day for bringing your muscles and ideas together.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Be of good cheer if things haven’t gone too well for you lately in the romance department, because you’ll like what’s about to occur for you today, such as meeting someone new.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21} — Although money isn’t the only thing you think about, today financial dealings that could spell a profit may be uppermost in your mind due to several opportunities you happen to come across.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Important matters should be discussed directly with the key persons involved, lf you can find a way to get past the go-betweens today, you’ll be able to resolve all the questions in your mind.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) —The possibilities today to enhance your material security or add to your present resources look more favorable for you now than they have for a long time. Make good use of this day.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) —You’re entering an important new cycle beginning today which could propel you far. Your talents and attribute* will be intensified and put to constructive use.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — lf you're desirous of getting the attention and support of others today concerning an important goal, underplay what you have in mind. Whisper, don’t shout.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Friends could play a more prominent role in your affairs today than they usually do in way of offering sound advice. Stay on the best of terms with everybody, especially the bright ones.
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