New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 2, 1991, New Braunfels, Texas
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Thursday, May 2, 1991
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Bn Stella Wilder
Born today, you are an original thinker, and it is likely that more than one of your own ideas will prove the foundation of some major breakthrough which will change people s habits on a wide scale Yours are the kinds of ideas that attract the attention of those in authority, and you are the kind to feel comfortable no matter who is watching you You rarely fall prey to any kind of "stage fright and you always look forward to any kind of new challenge
You can be tactful and diplomatic, but when necessary you can also be straightforward and even blunt You never feel the need to beat around the bush, indeed the sooner you make your point, the better' You will most likely be happiest in a career that allows you ample time to yourself Alto born on thit date are: Benjamin Spook, baby expert; Bing Crosby, singer and actor; Larry Gatlin, singer and musician.
To see what is in store for you lo morrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph Let vour birthday star bi* your daily guide FRIDAY. MAY 3
TAURUS (April 20 Mas 20) - You must avoid making any rash judg ments today Be sure you have all the information you need'
GEMINI (May 21 June 20) - You may receive conflicting pieces of in formation today that you must sort out caicfullv CANCER (June 21-July 22) - You arc in the mood for something differ
ent today — and you can find just what you need not far from home
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - Though others may claim your current odd behavior is jLst a phase, you know that there is a more valid explanation VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - You can become the center of much creative activity today, but you must take care that you don t let it go to your head
LIBRA (Sept 23-Ocl. 22) - Stress can prove a direct result of insufficient focus today Try lo limit your efforts to an important few SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21 You ll find a new creative opportunity today that can open a whole new door to profitable endeavors SAGITTARIUS (Non. 22 Dec. 21) — You can make an important dec! sion today that will affect how others respond to your ideas CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan IB) Take care you don t overspend today You must keep track of expenditures if you expect to come out ahead
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb. 18) Something is brewing beneath the sur face today which, if left unattended can erupt into a major crisis Use care'
PISCES (Feb Hi March 20) - It is important that you pinpoint you! goals, even though you can still successfully pursue a number of second ary interests
ARIES (March 21 April IO) - You may be flights and unpredictable today. thanks to a series of events that have threatened vour confidence