New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - March 2, 1995, New Braunfels, Texas
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Horoscope By Stella Wilder
THURSDAY. March 2.1995
Bom today, you are likely to do things in your own way, no matter what is expected of you. This is not to say that you can’t fit into an established system. On the contrary, you know how to adapt to virtually any circumstance while doing things in a unique manner. You know how to make traditional situations work better for ycu and for everyone else in the bargain! You aren’t the kind to rest on your lau rels, nor are you one to honor tra dition at the expense of experimentation and novelty. You are an expert at balancing the old and the new.
You have a certain undying appeal that will take you far both personally and professionally.
PISCES <Feb. IU March 20)
— Something or someone you’ve set your heart on may actually be seeking you out — literally or figuratively. You may find yourself in the right place right now
ARIES (March 21-April 19) -You may not have an over-abun dance of patience today, so try not to overreact when someone near you behaves unexpectedly.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — That inner debate that hrs been raging for some time may subside today as you discover a new and creative outlet for your energy.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) -You aren’t about to give up until you’ve gotten precisely what you’re after today — no matter now much you have to sacrifice in the process.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Take the time to look more closely at those around you today. You don’t want to make rash judgments that could upset others and risk progress.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Loved ones may play a more central role in your life today than you
expected. Prepare to weather a certain amount of irritation.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Someone who is just trying to be neighborly may rub you the wrong way today. T17 to be patient and understanding.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — There are those who may try to stand in your way today, but one individual will go out of his/her way to give you just what you want.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — A few kind words could work wonders today. Concentrate on shar ing something you are proud of with those who are proud of you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 Dec. 21) — A meeting of minds can pro vide you with more than you expected today The gains you enjoy will be more than merely financial.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 Jan. 19) — Someone who has been lurking in the background for some time may spring forward and surprise you with his/her exper Use.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — You will have to be unusually convincing today if you want some one in authority to grant you the special permission you seek.