New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - June 27, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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TODAY'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE
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Friday, June 27, 2003 By Bernice Bede Oso!
in the year ahead, don’t be afraid to take advantage of new opportunities that are advanced by those persons whose ideals parallel yours, because you’ll do well. But do shun matenahstic schemers who have a poor track record.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Don’t stoop to anybody else’s low level today and act in kind to their behavior. Stay in character and strive to be helpful, even to those who have been unappreciative of your kindness.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — A friend who is a bit more temperamental than usual today may upset the high spirits you have going for you if you allow it. Be on guard so this person won’t be able to get under your skin.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept 22) — Chances are you’ll reach your goal and achieve a few worthwhile objectives today. However, this might not be good enough for someone who has an ax to grind and wants to take it out on you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Opportunities abound today, but if you become unduly pessimistic, you’ll not be
able to take advantage of any of them.
When you brighten your spirits, good things to will happen.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Don’t let up for a minute on your diligence in overseeing an important financial situation today. The moment you glance away, a predator could sneak in and upset the applecart.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — You’re smart to be wary of any grandiose scheme that is presented to you today by someone who has a rather unimpressive track record. Take ample time to investigate the odds.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Time will work against you today. What you get done early in the day will have pleasing outcomes, while those things you leave for later could end up having disheartening results.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Know when to call it quits today. If you overtax yourself, you’ll deplete both your mental and physical reserves and possibly end up wrecking everything you had gained previously.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) - Be real istle about your abilities today, or the surg
ing of your ego may get you into a situation where you might make a promise you won’t be able to deliver and you will be foolish.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — For the sake of not ruining perf ectly good arrangements that include others today, leave the people off your list who are always insistent upon having their own way.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Just when you finally have that little extra in your wallet, you might go ahead and blow it on something frivolous today instead of spending it on an item that’ll give you long-term enjoyment.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Be your own person today and do not abdicate your choices in life. The wrong individual could take you on a joy ride that might end up ruining something good you had going for you.
Get a jump on life by understanding the influences which are governing you in the year ahead. Send for your Astro-Graph year-ahead predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, c/o tins newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167.
Copyright 2003, Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
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