New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - June 14, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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UMEN WU 60 OFF TO CQUE6E, DO YOU THINK YOO'lL TAKE THAT BLANKET WITH YOU ?
NO, I THINK l*LL LEAVE IT HERE WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL..
THE FIRST TEN POUNCY COYT DONT COUNT ANTUlAV etCAUSe THEYRE FAMILY
THEYVE BEEN GAINED AND LOST A ZILLION TIMES. WYRE TOO FAMILIAR.
HOW WILL NOU BE AT LOSING POUNDS TEN THROUGH THIRTN ?? THE STUBBORN, NON- FAMILY POUNDS NOU"DE NEVER BEEN THIN ENOUGH TO CONFRONT ??
AIMONE CAN KICK RELATIVES OUT ! HA. HA'.
LETS SEE MOU GIVE THE BOOT TO
I WANT A DIET BU DDM WITH LESS EXPERIENCE ?!
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YOU GOTTA ADMIT,GRIMY GULCH DOES HAVE A CERTAIN ESSENCE.
CALL IT A "EAU DE SWEAT," SINCE IT’S KNOWN AS THE ARMPIT OF ARMPIT VALLEY.
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June 14. 2003
TODAY'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE
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Saturday, June 14, 2003 By Bernice Bede (Hoi
Your chart indicates that involvements with clubs or social organizations can yield some contacts who can help you in career-related ways in the year ahead. Who you know can be just as important as what you know,
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Know what the costs are up front if you decide to get involved in a group activity today where the expenses are supposed to be shared equally by everybody. Things might not be so fair.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — lf you want to know why you’re treated the way you are by associates today, just gaze in the mirror. Your reflection will reveal exactly the type of behavior you can expect from others.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Because you’re not apt to work too well under pressure today, you’ll be tempted to put off important assignments until the last minute. Time lost isn’t apt to be recovered.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — By prying into another person’s confidential affairs, you will be opening up untold problems for
yourself today. Keep your nose clean and others won’t have anything to wipe up.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Unless you view situations realistically today, the enormity of that with which you may have to contend could overwhelm you. Don’t allow yourself to be intimidated by paper dragons.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Should you not clearly define your objectives today, your effectiveness will be greatly marred and you could scatter your forces all over the place. Strive to be methodical.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Instead of making more large purchases today using credit cards, try to pay off your existing debt first. It won’t take much to overextend yourself financially and get you in a bind.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 Jan. 19) — Be selective regarding who you partner up with in a joint venture today. The negligence on the part of someone who isn’t up to the task could create some major complications for you,
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Guard against tendencies today to make mountains out of molehills, lf you run into something
that becomes disturbing, treat it realistically and don’t let things get blown out of proportion.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Getting involved in a venture today that has too many risky elements attached to it is not a good idea. Unfortunately, you might feel luckier than you actually are and take chances you shouldn't.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — lf the outside world is not treating you as kindly today as you think it should, don’t take it out on those who are close to you. It’s not their fault and they don’t deserve to feel your ire.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Taking yourself and your involvements too seriously today will overshadow everything you do with a negative effect. Your poor attitude will cause you to behave poorly.
Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, clo this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167.
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