New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - June 7, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Saturday, June 7, 2003 By Bernice Bede Gaol
Objectives you set for yourself are reachable in the year ahead, but it might take a bit more patience than you will anticipate. Things may go slowly in the beginning, but by sticking to your aims, you’ll break through the barrier.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — You won’t tolerate for one minute being bossed around by anyone today, yet this is exactly what you may do to someone else who isn’t in the position to answer you back. Cool it.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — The only person who will end up looking bad in front of others today will be you if you take it upon yourself to say unflattering things about another pal who isn’t present.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Treat the resources of another as a sacred trust should it be placed under your care today. All eyes will be on you to see just how you live up to the faith entrusted in you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — lf you come on too strong in your involvements with others today you’ll be pushed to the fringe of the crowd and ignored instead of
ending up the center of attention.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — You are usually very sensitive to the privacy of others, but today your curiosity could push your inquiry over the line. You may end up poking your nose into a matter an acquaintance is anxious to keep quiet.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Restrict your purchases today to items you deem necessary and vital and you won’t get yourself in any financial difficulty. Waste your money on foolish nonessentials and it’s another story,
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 Dec. 21) — Whenever we try to beat the odds where things are obviously stacked against us, we can expect to be losers. Instead of succumbing to this pitfall today, use common sense, not wishful thinking.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Telling whoppers is not your forte, so if you try to beat someone who is an expert with exaggerations at his or her own game today, you will come out second best.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Unless your counterpart in a joint venture possesses the expertise you lack, the endeavor will
be mediocre at best and not achieve anything near what you were hoping to gain
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Don’t allow anger to dominate what you want to get off your chest to your family today. Your presentation must be well thought out and calmly voiced if you want to make an impact.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Be very careful at who you a point the finger of blame today. Needless to say it won’t go over too well and you’ll be the had guy in the scenario.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Ifs not apt to be Lady Luck urging you onward and upward in an involvement where there is a high caliber of risk. Chances are it’ll be your own faulty judgment making that call today.
Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 Matchmaker, c/o this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167.
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