New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - July 29, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Tuesday, July 29, 2003 By Bernice Bede (Ko!
Diplomacy and flexibility are the two tools that will he the most successful for you in the year ahead. Involvements or ventures you believe need prompting will he perfect candidates for your skills.
LEO (July 23 Aug. 22) — Someone who thinks he or she has the upper hand today could he in for a rude awakening In reality, it will he you who holds the trump card and gets to play the last trick.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — When It comes to your own personal interests you’re likely to put out only nominal effort today, hut let a matter he important to a loved one and your attention and exertions turn vigorous.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — One of your greatest assets is your ability to get along well with everyone you encounter. Today all you have to do to open up doors for yourself is to let your affable demeanor prevail.
SCORPIO (CXI 24 Nov. 22) — It’s important lo remain positive today, even if avenues for gain appear blocked early on. The right attitude will create
developments that could lead to larger returns, or even a bonus or a raise.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Try not to entangle yourself with non-producers today, even if it means you have to work alone. With a free hand to operate independently, your potential for success increases considerably.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Don’t think that only those areas in which you operate daily hold all the advantages. Situations that you can derive some type bf side benefit from might be your largest producers today.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Something quite beneficial could result today through people with whom you’ll be socially involved. However, what you gain isn’t likely to be of a material nature.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Wishful thinking never gets things accomplished — it takes elbow grease and hard work to make life happen. Today, nothing will be gained until you get up and get going.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) —An individual who has promised to help you advance a present interest should not he depended upon to contact you. If
your need is urgent, open up the lines of communication yourself today.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — The timing could be propitious today for implementing some changes ycu’ve needed to make that would enhance your material security. Don’t be shy about it — give things a try now.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Someone with whom you’ll be involved today has a long memory, so let’s hope you showed him or her cooperation and support in the past. You’ll get what you’ve given.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Although you could be faced with multiple responsibilities today, which is a bit intimidating to you, believe in yourself. Ypu’U be able to handle a number of assignments simultaneously.
Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail S2.75 to Matchmaker, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 167,
Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167.
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