New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - July 16, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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TODAY'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE
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Wednesday, July 16, 2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
In the year ahead, you will become involved in a serious undertaking.
Under your leadership, the outcome will not only be successful, but it will also produce profitable side benefits for everybody involved.
CANCER (June 21 -July 22) —- Your attitude will be as clear as your actions are today, so if you want others to put themselves out for you, you have to let them know you’ll put yourself out for them.
LEO (July 23 Aug. 22) — Ii both you and a partner deliver as promised today, substantial benefits can be derived. Neither must tail to do his or her part.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Share your thoughts with another who might be able to offer a fresh perspective on a problem you are having. A solution can be found.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Inspire co-workers to match your industriousness through example. They’ll follow
your lead. A difficult job can be accomplished
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Making light of a serious issue can lighten the load for everybody. Your irreverent perspective will he appreciated by all.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec 21) — Something you feared would end up with negative results will work out to your advantage. Get your finger off that panic button.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 Jan. 19) — in a decision that affects others as well as yourself, you’ll make certain all interests are protected.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Peb. 19) — Whether you’re working for yourself or for another today, you’ll take measures to he as productive as possible. This responsibility will win you increased earnings and respect.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) —
You’ll devote special attention to someone who isn’t that popular today. To help this person better, visit bernice4u.com for ways to overcome
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — You will be the one who steps forward and takes responsibility for a family matter that everyone else has been dodging. Good for you.
TAURUS (April 20 May 20) — Seek productive activities with associates who have depth and substance. You won’t be in the mood to waste precious time on frivolous matters.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) —
You’re the best judge of the quality of your work, and you can’t kid yourself today as to whether or not it is up to snuff. Don’t settle for second best.
Cancer, treat yourself to a birthday gift. Send for your Astro-Graph year ahead predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. Be sure to slate your zodiac sign.
Copyright 2003, Newspaper Enterprise Assn,
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