New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - January 16, 1987, New Braunfels, Texas
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Friday, January 16,1066Bloom County
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I’M SURE SOU’LL WANT A MOMENT ALONE TO REFLECT ON THIS S06ERING NEWS.
I LOST „ TWO POUNDS/!
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X THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
"I wish he would quit having those funny dog dreams!"
I'LL BE HAPPY WHEN THE “CYLINDRICAL LOOK' , ^ 16 IM
By Stella Wilder FRIDAY. JAN. 16
Born today, you have been endowed with numerous talents from which you must choose that single one upon which to concentrate to become a highly successful specialist The label Jack-of-all-trades is not for you: you seek a kind of fame and fortune that the dabbler -• no matter how skilled or devoted ~ can never achieve You have great interest in the arts, and you will no doubt begin cultivating it while still quite young though it is likely the sciences will capture your vocational dedication
You are not a penny pincher by anv means, but you do know how to make your money go farther than it would for anyone else It is likely, then, that you will enjoy a rich. plentiful life: the older you get. the more you will have• • and the more you will be able to share with cherished loved ones
Also born on this bolo oro Cibol Mormon, entertainer; Dilly Doon, boloball legend.
To see what is in store for you tomorrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph Let your birthday star be your daily guide
SATURDAY, JAN. 17 ™
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. ll Questions of proportion, feasib must be addressed today before further progress can be made AQUARIUS (Jai. 20--Feb. ll) -not let your urge to help others c, you so far that you neglect to yourself Rest, relax today1 PISCES (Feb. ll-Marcb ti) -sues raised at a recent family gat mg prevail in your mind even to Contact those who trouble you mc ARIES (March * I-April ll) -change of scene proves most valu today Break with routine esp new possibilities Indulge a whim TAURUS (April 20-May 26) -good day to remain at home and to domestic concerns Do not let other’s preference steer your co today.
, Way 21-June 26) ~ Scil
uled affair may not be for you to Do not hesitate to send your regr« you feel you must CANCER (Jwe 21-Jely 22) -your needs before those of othen day. and you will be in a better i tion to consider others tomorrow.
LEO (Jely 23-Aeg. 22) - An im Sting’ ev®*> intriguing day, as an ■uaintance becomes a friend, ai priend becomes even more.
I VIRGO (Avg. 23-Sept. 22) - Do [keep your desires hidden from U ones today Make them known and isfaction lykure to result.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oet. 22) ~ A cl lul analysis of financial scene ma *»waary today before you can c to that worthy cause. mSCORPIOfOet.21.N<kv thH