New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - January 14, 2000, New Braunfels, Texas
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HAVJE MOU SENT ALL THE FOLLOW-UP LETTERS ANO PICTURES MOU PROMISED IN MOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS?
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By Stella Wilder
FRIDAY, JANUARY 14 Born today, you are one of the most intuitive individuals bom under your sign. This is sure to bnng you a great deal of success in almost any career you choose, as long as you are true to your nature and to your own likes and dislikes when making all such choices and decisions. It is perfectly all right for you to solicit the advice and guidance of others, but you must always remember that what is right for you is not necessarily that which seems right for anyone else. This holds tme even when that someone else is acting or thinking in your best interest. For this reason, you’re likely to follow a path that is uniquely your own throughout your lifetime.
A natural explorer, you are never afraid to find yourself in unfamiliar territory and your willingness to peer around that next comer in life is something which is widely admired. You never balk at difficulty, and yet you are not careless or reckless, either. You always employ just the nght amount of care and caution and you almost always prevail!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — You’ll be thanked for doing something for another that came very naturally to you. Think of how much you’d accomplish if you worked even harder! AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — You must work hard to be sure that a business venture comes out in your favor. You don’t want to find yourself wasting your money!
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) — You have something very special to offer others tinlay, but you don’t want to appear overly generous.
Share one thing at a time for now.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — The timely exchange of information is important to you today and to all those working with you. Don’t sit on something others should know.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — You may find that a great many people are interested iii taking part in something that began, for you, only as a pet project.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — You may begin the day with a stubborn concern over your health, but rest assured that what threatens you can pass quickly and painlessly.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Others are sure to be unpressed in your ability to shift gears almost instantly and focus on many things — seemingly at the same tune.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — You may have a number of questions today regarding upcoming events. The answers you receive tell you much, and spawn more questions.
VIRGO (Aug, 23-Sept. 22) — You can bet that something which seems difficult before the fact can work out very nicely for you in the end amt with a minimum of fuss LIBRA (Sept, 23-Oct. 22) — Time is of the essence today. Make sure that you’ve made definite plans, and that you keep improvisation to a minimum at this tune.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)— You may tim! it more difficult than usual today to cooperate with a coworker. Be sure you’ve made your expectations clear to everyone.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) —Others are sure to give you the support you require at this time, but it’s likely to come to you in a form *hr» is not at first recognizable.
Copyright 2000, United Feature Syndicate, Inc.