New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - February 25, 1993, New Braunfels, Texas
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By Stella Willer
Cora today, you ar* one of tho moat •elf-controlled individuals born under your sign, but just as you are calm and collected on Ute outside, you are an emotional whirlwind on tho Inside. Yon carry with you everything that has ever happened to you, or to thou* you love, and though you are not ooe to boar a grudge, your tendency to remember everything can, it times, plunge you Into deep depreaaioo. Still, you snow bow to live in th* present, and you lot current ideas and current projects spur you ever forward.
you have varied interests, but it is likely you will find, when tho time comte, that your very Ufo revolves around the interests and Joys of another — for once you faU in love, you wUl surely do so with you heart and foul, and for aU time, whether or not you mate ar* always together, bom on this date ara: Morro Renoir, pointer? Bnrloo Coruoo, opera pinger, Anthony gyrgooo, outlier; Po tree Harrison, musician.
To see what Is lo store for you tomorrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your dally guide.
PUW (Feb lf March ti) - You moat aspect to make no dramatic headway today, though small progress can bn modo when it comas to porsoo-M issues.
ARIES March tl-Aprll Ii) - You wUl be etching the advice of those who have bow in your shoes in tho past. You eon apply what you learn at ooce.
TAURUS (April ti-May ti) -MmTU receive a compliment today
which will stay with you for some time. Certain subtle, permanent changes will result.
GEMINI (May tl-Jaae ti) - You can chart your own course today, despite the expectations of others. You may want to take a conservative approach.
CANCER (Jena tl-July tt) - You may be overreacting to developments which are beyond your control Take care you doo’t lose control over elf!
LEO (July tt-Aug. tt) — Opportunities ire likely to multiply today, but you must bo sure to explore only one
and your Awe bi
at a time for safety’s sake.
VIRGO (Aug. tS-8ept. tt) - What you learn today could make the difference between current pleasures and future triumphs.
LIBRA (Sept. tl-Oct. tt) - Your hopes are high, your determination solid. Ail you need now is a worthy focus for your considerable energies.
SCORPIO (Oct. t J-Nov. ti) - Your feelings may bo too easily burt today, so you had better avoid those situations which present direct challengee.
SAGITTARIUS (Nev. tt-Dee. ti) — Use your diplomatic skill to bring about what you want while satisfying th* desires of others as wall.
CAPRICORN (Dec. tt-Jaa. It) -You mustn’t suppress your feelings today. An examination of what la making you tick can yield surprising results.
AQUARIUS (Jan. tl-Feb. II) -You must be tempted to involve yourself in too many endeavors at once today. Keep your adventurous spirit In check. .