New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - February 18, 1994, New Braunfels, Texas
$ ■ Herald-Zeitung ■ Friday, Feb. 18,1994
For Better or For Worse
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OK SLEEPLESS NIGHTS?
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if we're All brothers. how come i’m so Fuzzy,
YOU'RE SO SKINNY ANO OLAF IS SO FAT? ___
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LIFE IS A CONSTANT BATTLE, BETWEEN RIGHT ANO WRONG*
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^ I'VE BEEN KISSED. CHARLENE ? I CAN T CHANGE ANYTHING AFTER TVf TEEN KISSED ?
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SOME WOMEN KEEP A DIARY. I BECOME A TIME CAPSULE.
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A HEAVEN AND A HSU.?
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HEY-I»VE GOT 60ME PRETTY GOOP GRANDY HERE,
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Calvin and Hobbes
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Thirty years had passed, and although ha had no real regrets about marrying Wendy, buying a home and having two kids, Pater found hit thoughts often going back to his life in Never-Never-Land.Television log
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Bom today, you have a remark-able memory and the capacity for retaining all sorts of information, from the essential to the utterly trivial. Still, you are not concerned very much with the value of the knowledge you gain; rather, you feel that all Knowledge is valuable in and of itself, and you will always pursue your interests with that one rule squarely in mind You go about your business with a quiet expertise; you’re not one to blow
Despite your quiet manner and
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te your gi your preference for solitude more often than not, you are nevertheless a bom romantic, and you are always on the lookout for your one and only true love. The fact is, too, that you may well find it — where you least expect it, of course!
Also born on this date are: Jack Palance, actor; Cybill Shepherd, actress and model; Milos Forman, film director; Yoko Ono, artist and musician.
SATURDAY. FEB. It P18CES (Feb. 19-March 20) — You must be prepared to meet the unexpected head-on today. What begins as a game may soon become something more serious ARIES (Ma/ch 21-April If) — You’ll be concerned for those who are following in your footsteps today. You may want to offer hands-on assistance.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) -This is a good day to turn over a new leaf, and begin working toward a new and more promising personal goal.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Whether you use your energies for good or ill today will depend in a large part on unforeseen circumstances
CANCER (Juoe 21-July 22) — What you’ve promised cannot be taken hack today. You’re going to have to go the distance, this time!
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Though you may insist on consid erin* yourself a victim of fate, to day the outcome is entirely in your own hands
IR. 23-Sf Now is not the time to any personal
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — tor "■H I DOI
Rather, you will benefit by taking on further duties.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — You are being affected by forces ou cannot fully control at this me. Today, you may feel more needy, vulnerable.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — You’re concerned with financial and domestic security — and today the two go hand in hand. Minimize personal risks.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — You’ve been using your resources well, but today you may encounter a formidable obstacle. Now you can use your head!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. It) — You may be concerned with your own autonomy and self-sufficiency at this time Today you can put yourself to the test.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. IS) — Control your temper today, or you may threaten your own image and reputation. Be sympathetic, understanding.