New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - February 8, 2000, New Braunfels, Texas
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In the House
By Stella Wilder
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8 Bom today, you are always one to respect the mles, regulations, guidelines, and barriers that others establish. You are quite adept at moving through life according to a certain set of established and recognized expectations.
Indeed, when you know what is in store you are able to shine brightly and for quite some time! When things are less certain, less clear, and less organized, however, you tend to trust an instinctively “free-form” approach which is not always as profitable as you might wish. Happiness, for you, comes from a balance between restriction and liberation, between what comes from within and what is imposed from without.
You are an attractive individual with a penchant for falling in love quickly and, far too often, for falling back out of love even more quickly! You’re sure to go through more than your share of love affairs in your life, but you would give up none of them in retrospect.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — You may feel as though the walls are closing in on you in some way, but in fact what you really need right now is a little more direct guidance. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) — How you deal with those who are younger and more inexperienced than you will make all the difference today. Don’t get impatient with others!
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Someone you’ve worked with in the past is likely to approach you today with an offer that appears attractive, but which is fraught with danger.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Seek a creative way out of the trap you’ve fallen into at this time. Today, if you try to do what others name “impossible” you will be satisfied.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — You may not be able to free yourself up enough today to do what is asked of you by a friend or loved one who does things “differently."
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — You may find yourself yearning for a return to your youth and you can have just that, provided you look at a current problem creatively.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Seek and ye shall find — or, at the very least, you’ll come to a greater understanding of what it is you’re really looking for now and later.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — You have been getting lost a great deal lately. This doesn’t mean you don’t know your way around. You're going through an internal change.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Form and function can be combined with great effect today. Take your cue from someone who seems to have it “all together” in many ways. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) - You have much in conunon with someone who shared a part of your life some time ago and today you’ll realize you’re still somehow linked. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — The way things have been done in the past may not interest you very much today. You’re far more interested in doing things in a new way. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Your generosity is well noted, but today you may be feeling rather selfish in some way. Indulge the temptation to do something for yourself. Copyright 2000, United Feature Syndicate, Inc.
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