New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - December 30, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Be smart: Don’t drink and drive
If you drink, drive and speed, j the end result could be death.
If you have a drink to celebrate the advent j of a new year, put down your \ car keys and j
don’t pick them I up until you are j sober again.
f you drink and drive, you are asking for trouble. If you think it’s OK to get behind the wheel of a your vehicle after a night of heavy drinking, you are wrong. Worse, you could be DEAD wrong.
lf you drink, drive and speed, the end result could be death.
Consider these sobering statistics:
■ According to the National I lighway Traffic Safety Administration, more than 1,800 people were killed on Texas streets and highways in 2000 (last year that statistics are available).
■ Arrests in Texas for driving while intoxicated top 90,000 annually, according to texasdwi.org.
■ Alcohol was involved in 48 percent of the fatal crashes in Texas in 2000, according to texas-dwi.org, and claimed the lives of 297 young drivers between 15 and 20 years old.
Alcoholism is a serious disease — so serious that some alcoholics cannot stop drinking. But no one is forced to drive drunk. Drunken driving is IOO percent preventable.
If you pick up one drink this New Year’s holiday, put down your car keys and don’t pick them up until you are sober again.
Today in History
By The Associated Press
Today is Tuesday, Dec. 30, the 364th day of 2003. There is one day left in the year.
Today’s Highlight in I iistory:
One hundred years ago, on Dec. 30,1903, about 600 people died when fire broke out at the recently opened Iroquois Theater in Chicago.
On this date:
In 1853,150 years ago, the United States bought some 45,000 square miles of land from Mexico in a deal known as the Gadsden Purchase.
In 1922, Vladimir I. Lenin proclaimed the establishment of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
In 1936, the I Inited Auto Workers union staged its first “sit-down” strike, at the Fisher Body Plant Number One in Flint, Mich.
In 1972, the United States halted its heavy bombing of North Vietnam.
In 1978, Ohio State University fired Woody I layes as its football coach, one day after I layes punched Clemson University player Charlie Bauman during the Gator Bowl after Bauman intercepted an Ohio pass.
Ten years ago: Israel and the Vatican agreed to recognize each other.
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Let us resolve in the coming year to avoid being grumpy and sad
Charles Dickens’ immortal story about Scrooge makes no mention of religion, but it certainly involves the conversion of an old, lonely and bitter man into a man who discovers the joy of giving. The joy of giving was certainly something supported by the preacher, and we were given two chances to experience it every Sunday — three, if you count Sunday school.
That old pagan genius, Aristotle, arrived at the same point as Dickens, but with, of course, much more elaborate analysis, classifications and categories and subcategories.
But after all of that, Aristotle decided that the end goal of man was happiness. Our own Revolution was fought for the goals of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I lappiness can be defined in different ways by different folks, but most of us can agree that happiness is the goal we all seek.
• My own limited observation is thai happiness is in inverse proportion to self-cen-teredness. I have never known self-centered people who were happy, whether they were the paranoids who imagined themselves to be so important that everyone else was talking about them, or the simple, chronic complainers. You know the type. If you say, “My, what a beautiful day,” they will reply, “It’s probably going to rain tomorrow.”
Most of the happy people I have known are people involved in things outside of themselves — family, religion, various causes, even politics and spor ts. I spent a week in a small Georgia town, and as a stranger and alone — and especially as someone trained in journalism — I eaves-
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dropped on conversations wherever I happened to be. Nearly all of these conversations were happy talk about family, friends, church and sports. On the way back to Florida, I stopped at a rest area where a group of old ladies from South florida were getting back on their tour bus. Their conversation consisted of complaints about their arthritis, their gallbladders, etc., and so forth. I almost turned around and went back to Georgia.
Lei us resolve, therefore, in this season of good cheer and in the coming new year to avoid grumps. Let us resolve to find things other than our own physical bodies with which to occupy our minds.
It really is true that making someone else happy feels good and that making someone else sad feels bad.
I don’t hate much in this world, but one of the things I do hate is the sound of a child crying. There is a cause worth pursuing: finding ways to help children laugh instead of cry.
Another worthy cause is adding beauty to this world. In Lake Wales, Fla., there is a park free to the public that contains the Bok lower. It was built and presented to the American public as a gift by a grateful immigrant, Edward Bok, a pioneer in magazine journalism who never forgot the admonition of his mother to add beauty to the world. Planting flowers and picking up trash are good and worthy activities.
The main and most difficult message Jesus brought to this world was to love people. Some people are easy to love, but some are not. Learning to love those who are not easy is probably task enough for tire lifetime of a Christian. It is so difficult a task that you have to wonder why some Christians spend so much time with vituperation and political invective.
The last time I checked, God was not a Republican.
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Mad G)w sent shock waves through the cattle industry Friday with plunging prices and consumer panic. And it’s all because a single cow tested positive for the disease. One cow hasn’t caused this much trouble since the impeachment.
President Bush spent Christmas being blasted by Democrats for not preventing mad cow disease. It never ends. George Bush has held two of the most demeaning jobs in the country — president of the United States and owner of the Texas Rangers. The White I louse informed reporters Sunday that President Bush is continuing to eat beef despite the mad cow scare. Now that's leadership.
I Ie was going to land a helicopter in a volcano for his next stunt, but he decided this was more dangerous.
Howard Dean blamed President Bush for the mad cow disease outbreak. I Ie sees an opportunity: Dean went from Episcopal to Congregationalist over a bicycle path, but if it wins him any animal rights votes, he will happily turn Hindu.
Dean was attacked Sunday by Joe Lie-
berman and Dick Gepliardt and John Kerry. Its really not in their interests to keep picking on a fellow Democrat like this. I wo more weeks of these pot shots and Dean will have a war record.
The Agriculture Department said I ri day it tests any cow that looks sick. Yet the test results don’t come hack until after the cow has been slaughtered and sold for food. That's like frisking John Wilkes Booth on the wayout of the theater.
San Francisco will hold its annual New Year’s Eve street party Wednesday. The locals plan for weeks to devise tilt* kinky leather-and-chains outfits they wear.
I lomeland Security heard the chatter and raised the threat level to Clockwork Orange.
Lenny Bruce got a posthumous pardon for his obscenity conviction 40 years ago in New York. I Ie was a great comic who was way too dirty for his time. Bobby Knight used to listen to his albums like the dog sitting in front of the R( A Victor.
Air France canceled flights to Ins Angeles due to fears that al-Qaida would hijack the planes and crash them into Las Vegas. It can’t be true. No one ever thought terrorists would attack a Mafia shrine, if only out of professional courtesy.
Saddam Hussein told U.S. interroga-\
tors again Friday that he did not have weapons of mass destruction. It’s been one long misunderstanding. IVvelve years ago former President Bush thought Margaret Thatcher said Saddam was threatening to take over Persian Golf.
Bill Clinton’s lawyer Bob Barnett told USA Today the former president’s memoirs will he released in May. He got a lucrative book deal. Bill Clinton received a $12 million advance minus whatever he has to pay Warner Brothers to title it “The Adventures of Don Juan.”
The Nixon library will mark President Nixon’s birthdate with a wreath-laying ceremony. His influence is still felt. Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney broke in under Richard Nixon and they’re the only ones who didn’t go to jail for it.
Jefferson Davis Middle School in Virginia may be renamed as a formal protest against the Confederate president. Davis won the battle of Buena Vista, which brought California into the Union. That explains why everyone’s so mad at him.
Kansas City Chiefs running back Priest I lolmes set an NFL season record Sunday for most touchdowns. I le’s had to scramble for good publicity. It’s been such a bad year for the Roman Catholic Church, he nearly changed his name to Reverend Holmes.
Keyshawn Johnson was hired by Fox Sports as an NFL analyst after the receiver was dumped by Tampa Bay for his selfish attitude. Keep an eye on this guy.
I Ie knows nothing and thinks he knows everything, and that points to a career in politics.
King Abdullah of Jordan Thursday asked Saddam’s two daughters to stay out of politics. They are an ominous presence. No one wants to say these women could cause a lot of trouble, but LJday and Qusay’s childhood nicknames were The Little Angels.
U.S. commanders in Iraq said Sunday they are starting to make progress against the insurgency. The U.S. is betting $87 billion it carr turn Iraq into a democracy by June. It’s the kind of gamble that allows Pete Rose to see rock-bottom without actually having to hit it.
Osama bin Laden released another audiotape Thursday aimed at frightening Americans. He’s only helping the Republicans. Every time Osama bin Laden calls for the killing of the unfaithful he makes Hillary Clinton look weak and indecisive.
l/)rd of the Rings: The Return of the King made $50 million last weekend at the box office. It has grossed $220 million in 12 days. That’s the most money you can make in two weeks without a smoker’s cough and a Florida jury.
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