New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - December 23, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
It is quite likely that you will develop a number of new associations in the year ahead who could introduce you to several fresh interests that will be intriguing. However, don’t be so quick to abandon your old activities.
(CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Others might have you doubting your decisions today and changing your mind about things. They may be right, but they could just as easily be wrong, so before you back out. do another review.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Eeb. 19) — Expecting more than you’re entitled to today could: I) Arouse the ill will of your associates: 2) Cause major complications for yourself; and 3) Invite great disappointment.
PISCES d eb. 20-March 20) — It will be very important for you to remain totally impartial when dealing with friends today or you could get blamed for displaying favoritism, as well as greatly hurt another’s feelings.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) —When going after accomplishing your objectives today, you are ctpt to have to hold op tight with both hands with each step you take or you could lose your footing. Success could be elusive.
I AU RUS (April 20-May 20) — Usually you're quite a good sport, but today you might have a tendency to take competitive games far too seriously. Be a humble winner, or, if you lose, do so with grace and style.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)*— lake absolutely nothing for granted today, especially in your commercial affairs. Although from time-to time you may think you have the upper hand, chances are that the opposite will he true. •
CANCER (June 21 July 22) Under no circumstances must you hastily enter into any agreement today Should the possibility arise that things don’t gf> well, it might he quite difficult for you to squirm out of it.
EEO duly 23 Aug. 22) —Theres an old saying that goes, “More tears have been shed over prayers answered.’’ So count your blessings today instead of what you can’t have. What you want may not he meant for you.
VIRC it) (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Spend your hours today with real pals who mean a lot to you rather than with groups or cliques that contain individuals who you truly don’t like, no matter how great others think they are.
LIBRA (Sept. 23 Oct. 23) — Anything vital that you must conclude today should be put first on your agenda of things to do. Unfortunately, too many disruptions could occur and more time might be needed to complete it.
SC( )RPI() (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Just because some of your friends aren't in complete agreement with your ideas today doesn't mean they don’t like you. It merely means that they have a different way of looking at things.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) It s always possible to develop material opportunities as they arise, but not all of them are easy to accomplish, lf you’re looking for an easy “kill” today, you may have to pick another time.
Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, c/o this newspaper, E<) Box 167. Wickliffe, OII 44092-0167. Visit www.hernice4u.com for more advice.
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