New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - December 18, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Thursday, Dec. 18,2003 By Bernice Bede Oaol
In the year ahead you’ll be inclined to concentrate on creative endeavors rather than on the status quo. You could instinctively know that in order to reach your full potential, you must bring out the best that’s in you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Do not ignore wise advice given to you by a friend today concerning a situation that involves another just because it might be an unpleasant solution. The alternative could be worse.'
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Career opportunities are apt to be of a fleeting nature today so if something good occurs, don’t sit on your laurels — you must act fast. Dillydallying dulls any advantage you might have had.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Tty not to let your feelings or emotions override your practical inclinations today. What you do from the heart must be approved by your head first, or the consequences could be unsettling.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Be careful not to get involved in tantalizing challenges today where your common sense tells you the odds are stacked against you. You, better than- most, know that jousting with windmills is futile.
ARIES (March 21 -April 19) — Trying to be all things to all people doesn’t work, so although you might find it uncomfortable choosing a side, jumping back and forth makes things more disturbing. Follow your dictates.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Your earning abilities are very good today, but bonuses might not come from doing your everyday job. Small, unexpected tasks that pop up may be what bring home those extra bucks. *
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Inexpensive activities usually turn out to be just as enjoyable as costly ones, and this could be the case today. In fact, high-priced involvements could turn out to be simply a pain in your purse.
CANCER (June 21 -July 22) — Your goals are likely to be important only to you today, so don’t get upset if someone you were hoping would assist you has other plans. You can be successful on your own.
LEO (july 23-Aug. 22) — The facts will serve as your sword and buckler today, so be forewarned that if you exaggerate or embellish the truth as it exists you could rust your own armor from within.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — The thief that is likely to empty your wallet today is apt to be your low resistance to extravagant items. If you’re not careful and prudent now, you’ll later regretfully review your follies.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Friends and acquaintances you know socially are apt to be the ones who will prove to be the most fun toiday. It won’t be that your family bores you, but you may need a break from them.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — In the very matters where you are usually a realist, you could adopt some wishful thinking today. It might be soothing to put your head in the clouds, but it’U be your feet that have to go the mile.
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