New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - December 17, 1996, New Braunfels, Texas
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For Better or For Worse
WHeM is tflCHPeL COMING HOME, MOM7
IN A FE-VaJ DFtyS HE HAS ONE EXAM LEFT
, CAN'T WAIT! I WANT , Him to See MV W&8! I WANT Him To See WHAT DADDY PIP WITH .
HIS TRA INS I
yes. putting the Track
AROUND TH& LAUNPRl/
RdoM Ceiling vj/\s an interesting idea .
He SAU? IT SORTA made Tie room more useful!
TH ie ONE WORKS. THIS ONE WORKS. THIS ONE WORKS.
TVE GOT TO S
YOU'VE NEVE* T USED THIS VASE. WHY NOT GIVE IT TO BETH FOR CHRISTMAS, CATHY ?
fuiHATFl fBETH’S NEVER BEEN TO HOUR HOME.
BETH’S SEEN IT IN MV CLOSET*
T WHAT lf A MUTUAL FRIEND SEES THE VASE ANO TELLS BETH SHE SAW IT IN CLOSET ??
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WHAT IF THE PERSON WHO GAVE ME THE VASE MEETS BETH SOME DAV, BECOMES A FRIEND, RECOGNIZES THE VASE ANO TELIS BETH SNE GAVE IT TO ME I WHAT MOU LO I SAV THEN, MOM**' WHAT WOULD I SRV ??
r CHRISTMAS’NS IS SHU. UP IN THE AIR, BUT WE’RE ALREAD PLANNING FOR A PO* TERTIAL EVENT IN /HAV, 'RS.
HERE WE 60! IT'S SUPPERTIME!
CAM YOU BELIEVE IT? ANOTHER OM 60NE BV, AMP IT'S SUPPERTIME A6AIN!
I PON T KNOW WHERE TUE TIME 60ES..Y0U 6ET UP IN THE M0RNIN6, AMP YOU 60TD BEPAT NI6UT, AMP ANOTHER PAY IS 60NE..
SOMEPAY IM 60IN6 TO HAVE TO BUY MY OWN CAN OPENER.. -S’ '
rtA ! WHATS THIS- A SWATEK. FSR A RM/UH&PALL ?
...DEFORE TIMMY Op'V YOU 5Av/
SARGE- GANPY ISN'T AN
...nv/HY ARE I DON'T' YOD LOCKING I WANT HIM ANNIE'S 006 IN AY TO GET
&EDROOAV GANDY? HURT MR6.
...GARITY MAY NOT BE AN ADDICT HIMSEL? — DOT HE DOES 0£4L POPE,SARGE...
YES, BUT GANDY CONSIDERS HIMSELF A RiOH-ENP DEALER
ITS A MASK RPR. A UMlCORrt .
...TIMMY COULDN'T AFFORD , ,
A HICKLE RAG Of HEAVEN- THAT5 KNOWS-WHAT, /HUCH LESS J BUY FRON THE LUCES I*
TRIED T'JfOP >. PROFETT/
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GET IN?/ HOW PARC YOO, GANDY?/ WHY ARE YOU HERE ?'
WHY? I'M HERE TO YOU MRS.
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Stone Age newlyweds
DECEMBER 17 Horoscope
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