New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - December 12, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Friday, Dec. 12,2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
Taking a back seat will get you further in the year ahead than being in the driver’s seat.
You could find yourself indirectly swept up in a profitable arrangement in which youTl.be part of the division.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Look to your past experiences and use your victories to build a positive foundation for something new you’re trying to get launched today.
Having faith in yourself is all it will take.
CAPRICORN‘(Dec. 22-Ian. 19) — Although you like to fly solo, joint ventures look more promising for you today than things you do on your own. If you don’t already have a collaborator, start searching for one.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Parity could be the stepping-stone to success today, so when interacting with others don’t expect more than you are entitled to and be willing to give back in equal measure that which is given to you.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) —Your productivity will be in direct proportion to your output today. If you’re really ambitious and motivated, you’ll have no trouble rolling up your sleeves and achieving surprising feats. •
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — If you don’t have any social plans for today, make some. As the day wears on, gettihg out and doing something fun with your pals will become more and more imperative for you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — To your credit, the concerns of others will be more important to you than taking care of your own affairs today. When you see someone in discomfort, you’ll jump right in to help. ’
GEMINI (May 21-june 20) —You’re innately creative, but today these instincts will be more pronounced than usual and it ll become important to you that you find something important to fulfill your talented urges. ,
CANCER ( June 21-July 22) —There are times to be frugal and there are times to splurge. Today you might find a way to combine these two extremes where neither is abused but both are expressed.
LEO Duly 23-Aug. 22) — Set a good example today for all to follow, because whether you like it or not, you’re apt to be center stage playing to a large audience. Being noticed sanctions you for setting protocol.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) —You have a natural talent for knowing how to function behind the throne and wield power for purposes of getting what you want and today you’ll be in good form to do just that.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Large groups could hold special promise for you today, so don’t be shy about getting involved with something big. Good things could happen in places where you deal with lots of people.
. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — The pride of accomplishment will be important to you today, but not be what motivates you into action. Your goals are high and you will do whatever it takes to acquire what you want.
Get a jump on life by understanding the influences that are governing you in the year ahead. Send for your Astro-Graph year ahead predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, clo this newspaper, RO. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. Be sure to state your zodiac sign. Visit www.bernice4u.com for more advice.
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Today's Crossword Puzzle
Friday, Dm. 12. 2003
1 Sand grains 7 Tint 10 Iowa city
14 Strike caller
15 Hill builder
16 String tie
18 Nonrusting metal
20 Winter sport 23 Invited
26 Sweetie pie
27 Pays attention
28 9 to 5, commonly
29 Office machine
30 Umbrella part
31 Long, long —
32 Part of mph
37 Furry companion
38 NBA official
39 Lennon’s wife
40 Corn Belt st.
41 Garden tools
44 Jacques’ pal
46 JAMA readers
47 Did a salon job
48 Prince Am’s mother
51 Take notice of
52 Outlaw pursuers
53 Rocky Mountain entree (2 wds.)
57 Mother rabbit
58 Major highway
62 Natural resources
63 Bobby — of the NHL
66 Notes after dos
67 Taxicabs, mostly
1 “What?" in Oaxaca
2 Ms. Thurman
3 Spring mo.
4 Washday cycles
6 Not any
7 Round container
8 Workers’ group
9 Long-active volcano
10 Follow (2 wds.)
12 Large antelope
21 Quays •
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24 More wise
25 Temple city of Japan
30 Sari wearers
32 “Instant” house
36 Catty 42 Observe
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48 Quiver filler
49 Classic Tierney role,
50 Quilt stuffer
51 Took an oath
52 Baby food
55 Nutritious grains
59 Frat letter
60 Stimpy s pal
61 Birthday no.
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