New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - August 16, 2005, New Braunfels, Texas
Tuesday, August 16, 2005 — Herald-Zeitung — Page 7COMICS
My UNCUB IS VERY SICK. LA OY' yOU WILL PLEASE NOT EXCITE MIM ?
WHEN I WORE A SPORTCOAT TO THE OFFICE, EVERYONE ELSE WORE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT ANO CARGO PANTS.
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Today's Crossword Puzzle
Tuesday. Aug. 16. 2005
1 Dress bottoms 5 Burrito alternatives 10 Salty snack
15 Kauai hello
16 Do a personnel job
17 Country road
18 Winfrey of talk shows
19 Quit flying
20 Squirrel’s hoard 22 Yellow wildflower
25 Peron’s third wife
26 Elevator maker 28 Senor Bolivar
32 Camp furnishings 35 Rookie socialite
37 El — (inferior)
38 Not sm. or med.
42 Red Sea peninsula
48 French Legion headgear
50 NFL team 54 Chopin piece 58 Sound plausible (2 wds.)
61 Shaggy flower
62 Ferrara or Gance
65 Bridge bldr.
67 Mineral analysis
68 Travel choice
69 Clucks of disdain
70 Looks for
71 Mach 1 breakers
1 Wahines' dances
2 Pass, as a bill
4 Record players
5 Art colony town
6 Zurich peak
7 Esprit de —
8 “Pal Joey” penner
9 Delhi title
10 Checkpoint —
11 Port near Mauna Loa
12 Eye part
13 Seeger or Rozelle
21 Can. province
PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED
8-16-05© 2005 United Feature Syndicate, Inc
25 Shrink’s reply (2 wds.)
27 The very —!
29 Famous clinic
31 No way!
32 Chowder morsel
33 Grimm villain
34 Duck or hue
36 Good buddy
37 Yield territory 40 Kinds
44 No future--
46 Dulcimer cousins 49 Soup ingredient
52 Doctor’s aide
55 Forearm bones
56 1 or 2
57 Titles like Tarzan s
58 Scream and shout
59 Heron cousin
60 Sweater feature
61 Teetotalers 64 Shade tree
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The Wizard of Id
As if Murray's exam couldn’t possibly get any more unpleasant
Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2(X)5 By Bernice Bede Osol
Advancement in your chosen field of endeavor is highly likely in the year ahead. Where your talents previously may have gone unnoticed, they have good chances now of coming to the attention of those who do the promoting.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Try not to look too rigid where your own views are concerned today to the point that you appear to reject all ideas of your companions. Associates aren't apt to want to work with you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Instead of attempting to build up your resources today, you may do just the opposite. You’d be better off honing your addition skills rather than spending time practicing subtraction.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Its OK to look out for No.
I today, but not if you do so at the expense of others, especially members of your own family who will easily let you get away with it. Be kind and considerate.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Guard against tendencies today to boast about something that you have yet to accomplish. You'll be greatly embarrassed later if you fail to pulls things off as you so smugly bragged.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Recreational or social activities that carry an expensive price tag should be avoided today. There are many other things in which you can spend your time that won t abuse your purse.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) —Although you’re likely to receive just compensation to which you're entitled today, don't be disappointed if you don’t receive the recognition you expected, like praises or pats on the back.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) —Your progress will be impeded today if you waste too much time dwelling on what you’re going to do and how you're going to do it. Spend less time planning and more time producing
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Theres a possibility you could ruin something good you have going for yourself by discussing it with too many people who are not involved but would love to usurp what you have going.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Theres a chance you could get caught in the middle of a sticky development today where you are trying to satisfy everybody, but sadly end up pleasing no one. Some days you can’t win
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — This can be a successful day for you, but only if you are careful not to go off on tangents. Select your most meaningful target and stay focused as you pursue it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Should you find yourself in a situation today where you feel drawn to take a risk or gamble on something, it would prove wiser to let your more cautious side prevail over your impulses.
CANCER (June 21-lilly 22) — Assume the role of Chancellor of the Exchequer today and manage the family finances. Your mate's inclinations may mean well, but might not prove to be too prudent or wise in the long run.
Know where to look for romance and you ll find ii. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, clo this newspaper, RO. Box 167, Wickliffe. OH 44092-0167.
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