New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - August 14, 2001, New Braunfels, Texas
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Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2001
There could be an impressive improvement in your life both socially and business-wise in the year ahead. This won’t be by accident; it’ll be due to the way you’ll handle your affairs.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Being the considerate, cooperative person you are to all you meet today could pay off in spades. Someone well worth knowing will want to get to know you better. Trying to patch up a broken romance? The Astro-Graph Matchmaker can help you understand what to do to make the relationship work. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, c/o this newspaper, P.O. Box 1758, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10156.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Aside from the pride you’ll take in your accomplishments today,
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your diligent efforts will not go unnoticed nor unrewarded by the powers that be.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Successful measures can be taken today to further a relationship you’d like to enhance. However, It may come about in a least expected way.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Because you’ve been patient and have stayed on a straight course, a financial situation you’ve been fostering may surprisingly come in ahead of schedule today.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — This is an excellent day to handle any delicate negotiations that need tending to. The right time, the right place and the right words will all fall Into place.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — There isn’t
anything you can’t accomplish today if you put your mind to it. Plus, bigger rewards than usual are in the offing for a job well done.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Give your initiative and leadership today to something that has potential benefits for all concerned. You’re the one who can turn it into a huge success.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Help is on its way today from a person you weren’t aware of.
It’ll be more than a surprise; this person will be a God sent.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) —■ It’s to your advantage today to leave behind a good impression when out in the world. Someone who could offer immediate support to your latest endeavor
will be watching you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — This could be one of your better days for advancing yourself in your work-a-day world. A promotion, raise or both may come as a result of your efforts.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Information you’ve been seeking for some time that could further an important personal desire may come from a least expected source today. Be a good listener.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Don’t discount a persistent, intuitive hunch you may get today, especially if it involves money or finances. It could lead you onto a profitable situation.
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Odds & Ends
YORK, Pa. (AP) — Here’s a courthouse tip: Always know what’s in your pocket before you empty it at the security desk.
According to authorities, Dennis Ray Weidner was visiting the York County Courthouse last week when he put a small film canister in a plastic basket beside the X-ray machine.
Guards thought the X-ray showed something suspicious. When they got Weidner’s permission to open it, they found two chunks of crack-cocaine inside.
Weidnerlater acknowl- * edged he had used some just before coming to the courthouse, said Deputy Michael Ebersole.