New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - August 7, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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I hursday, Aug. 7, 2003 By Bernice Bede Owl
People with whom you team up can play beneficial roles in both your personal and work related affairs in the year ahead. Choose to work in tandem only with those with whom you have a gixxl rapport
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Although you may sense that you have the upper hand in a critical exchange with another today, this evaluation could be entirely erroneous. Change your thinking or be prepared to look foolish.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Be particularly careful who you employ to perform an important service today, and don’t leave anything up to his or her discretion, lf you see things aren’t turning out right, stop the job immediately.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Attempting to keep up with the Jones’ is downright foolish, but it’s exactly what you might attempt to do UxJay. Buying what a rich pal purchases may turn out to be worthless to you.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Here s a good motto to hang on the inside ol the entrance/exit to your home or office today, for all lo see: “Be sure that what you see
here and say here stays here when you leave.”
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Just because someone with whom you’re associated today can yell the loudest doesn’t mean you should knuckle under to his or her demands. A mouse may roar like a lion, but he’s still a mouse.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Be financially prudent today, and don’t he taken in by someone who is attempting to turn smoke and mirrors into an investment extraordinaire Whafhe or she is dangling is all hot air.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — If oth-ers aren’t being as cooperative with you today as they usually are, stop and ask yourself if you might be the one who is setting the guidelines. You get what you give in this world.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Don’t Iud yourself about your skills, abilities and qualifications. Taking bn a task that is beyond your capabilities will put you in a risky situation physically and could damage your reputation.
ARLES (March 21-April 19) — Usually you’re a rather accommodating individual, and friends find you an easygoing person to
be around in most instances. However, today these splendid traits could be nowhere to be found.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Ifs OK to want to be left alone, but if this extends to being too self-serving with no regard for your fellow human being, associates will start to deliberately place obstacles in your path to trip you up.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Normally you’re one of the most open-minded and flexible people to be around, but, much to the chagrin of your companions today, you may choose to behave in ways that are totally the opposite.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Being loose and frivolous with your money is one thing, but today your taste could be out to lunch and you may find yourself purchasing a number of outlandish and grotesque items.
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Copyright 2003, Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
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