New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - April 22, 2005, New Braunfels, Texas
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Today's Crossword Puzzle
Friday. April 22, 2005
1 Chat, slangily 4 Unskilled workers 9 Majority
13 Eddie Cantor’s wife
15 Audio partner
16 Fruit bowl choice
18 From Rangoon
19 — Downs
20 Thinly 22 In vogue
25 Boat mooring
26 Coffee order
28 Ladybug or scarab 32 Yuck!
35 Wearing vestments
38 Deli breads
40 Like some bathrooms
42 New Zealand bird
43 Make steel from iron 45 Huge volumes
47 Sonnet cousin
50 Toward the Arctic 52 Neutral color 54 Pried 58 Excess
62 Diva’s performance
63 Pie-chart lines
67 Castle or Dunne
68 Defense ploy
69 So-so mark
70 Work crew
71 Library no-no
72 Superman’s emblem
3 Bedding plant
5 Poetic contraction
6 Ginza purchase
8 Porch adjuncts
9 Say out of turn
10 “Garfield” pooch
12 Cereal-eating tiger
15 Kept changing
17 “The —Bug”
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21 Banff prov.
23 Person from Dundee
24 Riding attire 27 Burglar, e.g.
29 Quartet minus one
31 Ms. McClurg
32 Livy’s bear
33 Workout sites
34 Command to Fido 36 Showroom models 39 Raining ice 41 “Silent Running” star 44 Computer guru 46 Cop’s contact 49 Major leaguer 51 Noted potters 53 Of cities
55 Hippie word
56 Ocean birds
57 Asks out
59 “Tomb Raider” heroine
61 Guthrie of folk music
65 Big Ben numeral
66 Scale meas.
“Marmaduke gives this show two paws up.’
Friday, April 22,2005 By Bernice Bede Osol
Dame Fortune will treat you kindly in the year ahead in arrangements you have in your social life and business affairs. Good things will fall into place the moment you get into the swing of things.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) —You won t have to sell your talents or services short today, because what you have to offer will be quite attractive to others. They could ac tually be standing in line to get what you’re selling.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) — It looks like a busy day is in the offing for you, but this won t concern you one bit. In fact, the more things you have to juggle, the better you’re likely to perform and/or produce.
CANCER (June 21 -July 22) — It wont be necessary for you to assert yourself in order to get what you want today. Your advantages come from not overplaying your hand and letting others come to you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Chances are you wont have to go very far from your everyday world in order to have some pleasant experiences today. Lucky contacts with people who can do things for you will occur.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) —When it comes to financial dealings today, you stand an excellent chance of getting more than you had hoped for whether the funds come as a result of investments, gifts or hard work.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) —With your optimistic attitude today, you'll be able to spot rays of sunshine where others only see shadows. This wonderful outlook will make a number of very fortunate things happen for
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Some very favorable developments are now ensuing that should make it possible for you to acquire something you’ve wanted for a long time — through new channels.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — The best way to advance your interests today is to include others in your plans in ways where they can share in the fruits of their contributions. Their support will multiply the yield.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Even though you may be closely scrutinized by others today, you’ll be favorably seen and, as such, people in general will want to do what they can to further your goals and interests.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Several influential persons with whom you're comfortable on a social basis will be helpful to you today where your business interests are concerned. All you have to do is ask.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) —The pieces could finally come together today in a situation that has had too many loose ends. Once you get everything in place, you should be able to accomplish your goals.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — It’s not like you to follow suit just because others may do something another way. Continue to be your own person, because your brilliant imagination and creativity will serve you well today.
Get a jump on life by understanding the influences which are governing you in the year ahead. Send for your Astro-Graph year ahead predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, clo this newspaper, PO. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. Be sure to state your zodiac sign.
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