New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - April 17, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Thursday, April 17, 2003 By Bernice Bede (Kill
Future ventures in the year ahead will require partners, meaning that you'll need to screen your associations very carefully. Good choices will bring good results; poor choices could bring problems.
ARIES (March 21 April 19) — Should any trouble arise at work tcNiay, try to keep co workers out of the picture if at all possible Ihe more people who get involved, the more muddy and contused the situation will become.
TAURUS (April 20 May 20) — You may tend to take your opinions rather seriously today and, unfortunately, so will some of your listeners. To keep things run mug smoothly, don’t talk about topics that provoke discord.
GEMINI (May 21 -June 20) — Be sure you know what you're doing unlay if you lake it upon yourself to lake over an assignment you believe is being bungled by another Ibis (retson may blame you tor his or her failure.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Being unduly stubborn today could work against your best interests. Listen to the thoughts
and suggestions of others, even it they come from people you dislike or disrespect.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — You could be in for a tongue lashing from the powers that be if you neglect a responsibility today hoping that someone else will come behind you and do it tor you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — A friend of yours could take offense if you arrange something today with another close friend that excludes him or her, even if no slight is intended Be cognizant of the feelings of all pals.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)— You may be sitting on a shaky limb today where your mate is concerned it you go out and purchase something for yourself without giving thought to how it may affect the finances of the family SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — How approval of a job you do today turns out must come from within your own self and not from outside considerations, lf you don’t think you've done your best, you'll not be happy with the outcome SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 Dec. 21) —
Lot the sake of your own peace of mind, try to put your financial house in order today.
Use the resources you have at hand to pay off old debts before you purchase anything new
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Ja«. 19) — Even though the demands of an associate might ap|>ear a bit unreasonable to you, for the sake of harmony today, try to bend a little in order to keep peace among the ranks
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Eeb. 19) — Be careful what you attempt to hide from those who are overseeing a project, especially if this involves a lack of knowledge on your part. Don’t pretend to be able to do something you can’t.
PISCES (Feb 20 March 20) — A wellintentioned friend of yours might get you onto something today that she or he thinks looks good, (’heck things out first, especially if there is money involved, or you could be misled.
Trying to patch up a broken romance?
Ihe Astrograph Matchmaker wheel can help you understand what to do to make the relationship work. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092 0167.
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