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AND WE KILL Annie Sherman's Lagoon 16 TH/6 THE NEXT Id/NE WE'RE 6UPP06ED TO BE TA5TE-TE5T/NG, FILLMORE? NKW BRAUNFELS Herald-Zeitung Horoscope Friday, April 13, 2001 Look for some kind of new captivating interests to command your attention in the year ahead. Not only could you change your lifestyle because of it, but you’ll develop many new friends as well. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Something insignificant you’ve given a great deal of attention to will lose its appeal today. You’ll replace it with a project that’s truly worthy. Get a jump on life by understanding the influences that’ll govern you in the year ahead. Send for your Astro-Graph predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 1758, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10156. Be sure to state your Zodiac sign. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) A person who is in FRIDAY PRIMETIME/APR. 13 the position to do so will take constructive steps on your behalf to correct a plaguing problem and help you attain a personal objective. It could happen out of the blue. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) A contact you’ve been dying to make could drop in your lap today when you accidentally stumble across this person. The unplanned meeting will turn out quite successfully. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Be on your toes today for some kind of happening that could further your career if you’re swift enough to take advantage of it. It’ll be an unusual development. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) An association you make today has excellent chances of developing into a full bloom friendship. It is likely to be both Marmaduke Rubes 0 2001 Untied feature Syndicate Inc “Phil! You’re sitting in your master’s chair!” Fortunately, our brains are too small to comprehend the utter devastation that awaits us ... anybody care tor another brew?" durable and advantageous for both of you. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You could suddenly get thrust into a situation today that has been initiated by another. It will be a positive arrangement that could have financial potential. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Through a group gathering today, there’s a strong chance you could meet someone who will introduce you to an entirely new circle of friends who will have much to ofter. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Although, as always, compensation will be commensurate to performance, you’ll be up to the challenge today. A bright, creative idea will fatten your paycheck. 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A ’R' X) 563226 * 370 DISN Famous Boy-World juzzle BoyWorld [Hounded (01) Tahj Mowry 4725400 [(7:40) a» Heavyweights (95) A PG 71443697 Smart Pity [Unto Even Zorro .fit: [Mickey [For-Wllladean« your social activities that will result in increasing your popularity. It could all begin today. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The aspects today will be doing all they can to help improve your financial lot in life. This could include a surprise gift you’ll receive or an unexpected raise. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) An unproductive, unrealistic dream you’ve clung to could be on its last legs today. Finally, it’ll be replaced by productive, positive thoughts that can carry you far. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Carefully analyze your economic picture today, because by doing so you could unexpectedly discover a new way to generate income you failed to recognize previously- Copyright 2001, Newspaper Enterprise Assn. Odds & Ends EVANSTON, 111. (AP) — It could be the next best thins to a light saber. A Northwestern University professor and his students plan to make a super-strength steel sword from iron extracted from a meteorite. Engineering professor Greg Olson says his Dragonslayer double-edged blade will measure 3 feet long. Olson admits theres nothing special about iron that comes from a meteorite. He’s simply trying to draw attention to a company he founded that sells extra-strong steel alloys. Olson plans to auction off the sword next year and donate the proceeds to charity. ;