New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - April 11, 1991, New Braunfels, Texas
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By Stella Wilder
Born today, you are the type known for fighting against common tides of action and inaction, and indeed you do everything out of a desire to be different from any who have gone before This is not always a prescription for* success, however, and you may find that there are times in which you bring upon yourself considerable hardship — merely because you are stubborn You do have some remarkable abilities, and you will always attract considerable attention wherever you go
Women born today are especially adept at saying one thing while meaning something quite different, and indeed all women must take care they don’t abuse this capacity Men born today can be cunning, too. but their strategies seem, in comparison, to be much more straightforward
Alto born on this data ara: Joal Gray, actor; William Wallaca Campbell, aatronomar.
To see what is in store for you tomorrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph Let your birthday star be your daily guide.
FRIDAY, APRIL 12
ARIES (March 21-Aprll 1») - You must not exempt yourself today from the rules you have set down for others to follow Leave hypocrisy to others
TAURUS (April 20 May 20) -Things are getting back to normal again, finally It s best to get ahead so that you won t get stuck in the future.
GEMINI (May 21-Juae 20) - Your own misfortunes are likely to become potent fuel for rumor-mongers around you Ignore what is said; focus on deeds
CANCER (June 21 July 22) - It
may ne worm your wnue to lane a closer look at those things which seem clear and even obvious today.
LEO (July 23-Aog. 22) — If it s bargains you’re looking for today, you re in luck — but you must go a bit out of your way to find them VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept. 22) - It s time for you to make your own peace with tradition and old times This is a good day to acknowledge your past LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct 22) - You have what it takes to stake a claim to much of the good fortune that surrounds you at this time Make this day count’
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov 21) - Fo cus your energies on a single objective today, and your success is assured Distraction can prove dangerous SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) — You will find that hunches are worth playing throughout the day You can bluff your way out of trouble, too CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. II) -Ck about your business in a simple, straightforward manner Theres no need for lavish production numbers today
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 Feb 18) -
You have every reason to be suspicious of those who will not be open and forthright with you today PISCES (Feb lt-Marcb 20) - It may be difficult today to tell adver saries from friends Trust your instincts and your natural stability
For your poraonol horoscope, (ovoscope, lucky numbers and future forecast, call Aatro*Tona (•Sa aach minuta; Touch-Tone phones only). Dial 1-I00-M3-3000 and antar your access coda number, which ia 900.