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New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - April 2, 1985, New Braunfels, Texas 10 New Braunfels Herald-Zeitung Tuesday, April 2,1985 Dear Abby How Much Do You Know About Homosexuality? DEAR ABBY: Several years ago you ran a “Test Your Knowledge of Homosexuality” quiz. Will you please run it again? Thank you. R M G., HOUSTON DEAR R.M.G.: Here it is: DEAR READERS: How much do you know about homosexuality? Mark the following statements “True” or “False.” — Homosexuals commit more crimes than straight people. — Everyone is born straight, but some become gay because they have been seduced by a gay person early in life. — You can always tell homosexuals and lesbians by the way they act, dress and talk. — lf a person is gay, no amount bf therapy or motivation can change him. — Boys raised by domineering mothers and weak (or absent) fathers usually turn into homosexuals. — (Jay people can never become mothers or fathers. — Homosexuals are more inclined to molest children sexually than heterosexuals. — lf a person has one or two sexual experiences with someone of the same sex, he is gay. — The American Psychiatric Association classifies homosexuals as “sick.” — Homosexuals can be legally married to each other under the aw in the United States. — Most homosexuals try to ronvert young people into becoming gay also. — Children raised by gay parents (or gay people) usually become homosexuals themselves. How did you score? lf you marked all 12 statements “False,” you are very well informed. If you marked nine or more statements “False,” you are fairly well informed. If you marked four or more Statements “True,” you have a reat deal to learn about homo-exuulity, because all of the tfbove statements are false! I DEAR ABBY: Our 34 year old daughter died four months ago, leaving a wonderful husband and three small children. She was our only child and we are heartbroken. ! If our son-in-law marries again, and he probably will, he will have another mother in law and father-in-law. What about us, Abby? Can we still consider ourselves his “in Horoscope By Stella Wilder TUESDAY, APRIL 2 Born today, you possess many talents, almost all of them having to do with the performing arts You move well, have a varied and powerful speaking voice and, in general, have a knack for dramatic interpretation. If some aspect of theater doesn’t claim you professionally, you will play your part, whether before or behind the scenes, on an amateur but no less enjoyable level. Studious by nature you not only learn quickly and well, you always learn one level deeper than required. Let your birthday star be your daily guide WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 ARIES (March 21-April 19) - This is a day with boundless possibilities Grasp only one and you will change your life for the better. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) -Your natural sense of loyalty keeps you from making the mistakes of your peers. Stick to age-old principles. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) - You may appear extremely psychic to others today For your part, just keep putting two and two together correctly! CANCER (Jon* 21-July 22) ~ Present your views tactfully and you will be surprised at how influential they — and you — will be! LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - Banish all doubt! You can do wh it you set out to do, if you think you can. Positive action wins the day VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) ~ Though you possess a great deal of general knowledge, this is a day to be specific. Better let others do the talking LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) ~ Be careful not to air your adversion to another’s tactics. You need to be most diplomatic at this time SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) -Give some time today to self-study, self-evaluation Be very gentle with the young who trust you implicitly SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)— Indulging a morbid imagination can do little for you today in terms of success Positivism will work for you. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) -The anticipation of trouble is worse than the actual thing Spend the day looking on the bright side. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) -The fact that you neither boast nor exaggerate brings you to the attention of superiors. Expect an offer of gain. PISCES (Fab. 19-March 20) -Refuse to enter into arguments today. You can serve both yourself and others simply by taking a neutral stand. laws”? And will our grandchildren still be our grandchildren? HEARTBROKEN DEAR HEARTBROKEN: Although your grandchildren will always be your grandchildren, Crossword your son-in-law will be your former son-in-law. You can certainly consider him a member of your family because he is the father of your grandchildren, but legally you are no longer related. 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