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Lethbridge Herald, The (Newspaper) - September 13, 1971, Lethbridge, Alberta Ann Landers DEAR READERS: If the column today is macabre or depressing, 1 apologize to those of you who look (o me for a laugh. But I was deeply moved by a Kalamazoo teen-ager who asked me to reprint this fantasy which appeared in th? Tiger Tattler the school paper of Lawrence. Here it is. Title: In Love With Life or How It Would Be If I Were Killed In an Automobile Accident Agony claws my mind. I am a statistic. When I first got here I felt very much alone. I was overwhelmed with grief and I expected to find sympathy. I found no sympathy. I saw only thousands of others whose bodies were as badly mangled as mine. I was given a number and placed in a category. The category was called "Traffic Fatalities." The day I died was an ordinary school day. How I wish 1 had taken the bus! But I was too cool for the bus. I remem- ber how I wheedled the car out of Mom. "Special I pleaded. "All the kids drive." When the bell rang I threw my books in the locker. I was free until tomorrow morn- ing! I ran to Ihe parking lot excited at the thought of driv- ing a car and being my own boss. Free! It doesn't matter how the accident happened. I was goof- ing off going too fast. Taking crazy chances. But I was enjoying my freedom arid having fun. The last thing I remem- ber was passing an old lady who seemed to be going awfully Blow. I heard a deafening crash and felt a terrific jolt. Glass and steel flew everywhere. My whole body seemed to be turn- ing inside out. I heard myself scream. Suddenly I awakened. It was very quiet. A police officer was standing over me. Then I saw a doctor. My body was mangled. I was saturated with blood. Pieces of jagged glass were sticking out all over. Strange that 1 couldn't feel any- thing. Hey, don't pull that sheet over my head. I can't be dead. I'm only 17. I've got a date tonight. I'm supposed to grow up and have a wonderful life. I haven't lived yet. I can't be dead. Later I was placed in a drawer. My folks had to identify rr.e. Why did they have to see me like (his? Why did I have to look el Mom's eyes when she faced the most terrible or- deal of her life? Dad suddenly looked like an old man. He told the man in charge, "Yes he is our son." The funeral was a weird experience. 1 saw all my rela- tives and friends walk toward the casket. They passed by, one by one, and looked at me with the saddest eyes I've ever seen. Some of my buddies were crying. A few of the girls touched my hand and sobbed as they walked away. Please somebody wake me up! Get me out of here. I can't bear to see my mom and dad so broken up. My grandparents are so racked with grief they can barely walk. My brother and sister are like zombies. They move like robots. In a daze. Everybody. No one can believe this. And I can't believe it either. Please don't bury me! I'm not dead! 1 have a lot of living to do! I want to laugh and run again. I want to sing and dance. Please don't put me in the ground. I promise if you give me just one more chance, God, I'll be the most careful driver in the whole world. All I want is one more chance. Please, God. I'm only 17. DEAR ANN LANDERS: Recently a woman wrote to you about her emotionally sick husband who earns a month but refuses to spend more than ?300 a month to live. Maybe my story will make her feel better. I, too have an emotionally sick husband. When he was young he was unbelievably poor. Today we are well fixed but he is so money conscious that he runs himself bowlegged buying secondhand junk and super "bargains." Our garage is filled with old musical instruments, bows and arrows, broken toys, trash from auctions and rummage sales, cracked pottery, rusty lawn furniture you name it and we've got it. Many of his "bargains" are in the original boxes, un- opened. The only way I could get away from the Junk was by taking a job as a day-maid for an airline steward who has a neat apartment. I need the "asylum." The only Uiing that keeps me going is the thought that I'll outlive this miser and be free of him ami (he junk. San Antonio DEAH S A.: What a way to live! Sorry, I don't recom- mend it. Bui to each his OUTI. ---------Monday, Seplomlief 13, THE tETHBRIDGE HERAtD J7 The homemaker BY ELIZAIlliTII BAIITMAN, DISTRICT HOME ECONOMIST "Day Dreaming" is the title acid formed by correct brining; dilions. Free nimilng lablc salt of this kitchen ballad. The ly- keeps herself quite anony- mous with Ihe signature, "M. L." Anonymous? Not really, her j formation nnd so cause words arc too picturesque for pickles. Alkaline impurities in thai. and curing of vegetables. For lias additives to keep it from this reason, water high in lime: caking, Tlicse chemicals and may prevent the proper acid! carbonate interfere with the pickling process. ipurilies Arc agents advis- salt will have the same effect, j ahlr1'.' The addition of a 'green- Too weal; a hrine will soften i ing agent1 such K copper sails cured pickles. may make the pickles unwhole- WlKii the salt cured pickles, iome- An aPIK'1' 7-' 5. Kood such as dills, are stored in an ?-ml lecture DAY DHEAMING Scalding, dipping, slipping the skins, When canning tomatoes what dreams I spin: j open container and exposed 11 think of parties and Roque- i above the brine, scum forms, foil cheese, ThK will lower the acidity of 11 Lhink of the firsl lime I wore I t-be pickles making them soil. skis Keep Ihe scum from forming 11 Lhink of'lempting corn souffle, I by weighting the pickles under TARTEGN'IX. S w i t z erland I think of (.lie Bed Son double1 Uio brine with a plate and then; fReulcri A woman in this of pickles arc from the proper u-e of the curing agents salt and vinegar OJIAN ANNOYED play. I scald, then dip, then pack the jars; The children rush by "being" rockets from Mars; 1 think of a trip la Uie sunny Barbados, a weight. Keep whatever scum i wire-growing village near Lake may form removed. Salt of good quality is a nee- Geneva became so exasperated by I lie sound of a helicopter essily. Preferred is pickling spraying iics'.icides she fired si salt especially made for Ihe it n .'holgun, police said, pi'rpose. Iodized salt is nol suit-' She was protesting pollu- aule since the iodine will black- lion, they added. No one was THE BETTER HALF By Bob Barnes SEEKING CAUSE Of HODGKIN'S DISEASE Dr. Magdalena Eisinger, Czech veler- Inarian, works with cells at Sloan-Keltering Institute for.Cancer Reseach in New York seeking a cause for Hodgkin's disease. Si rang evidence lhat Ihe disease is caused by an infeclious virus was reported by scientists at the tnslitule. have more fun while can- en the pickles under some con- hurl. I nbig tomatoes! i I I'm thus reminded to answer! for you some questions which j have been posed to me. What causes pickles to be- ll conic soft? Inferior grades of vinegar i will cause this. Vinegars come in varying strengths of percen- tage often designated as grain strength. Vinegar of at least 4 to 6 per cent acidity aught to be used. It is too bad that our labelling is nol more informative on bottles of vine- gar. So remember to buy known brands and to add only the amount of water called for in a tested recjpe. As well as pre- serving the product vinegar modifies the taste. Cider vine- gar is difficult to buy at this time of year since it is pre- ferred for flavour. White vine- gar is stronger and harsher. However, it is often preferred when pickling light colored veg- etables as cauliflower and on- ions. Soft water is best for pick- ling because of its neutral chemical action. Crisp brined pickles are the resiill of a clev- er balance of salt, water and "Pin c nore on my lapel with my name and of employment for the bus driver. The Golden Mile Drop-In Centre GOOD USED CLOTHING AND WHITE ELEPHANT SAIE SOUTHMINSTER HALL WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, A.M. COFFEE AND DONUTS SERVED lOt S-T-R-E-T-CH SEW FABRICS S-T-R-E-T-C-H SEW FABRICS HELP YOU TO LOOK YOUR _ BEST Compliment your figure with rlalering S-T-R-E-T-C-H SEW knits. Comfortable, longwearing and tailored jusl for you. ST-R-E-T-C-H SEW fabrics lei you loolc your besl. Make a lovely new dress or sporls shirt in less than half the time if normally lakej-and save money, too. Come in to S-T-R-E-T-C-H SEW Fabrics moke yourself o compliment. MEN'S PANT CLASSES time. now in session BASIC 8 Classes Mart Oct. 1 SKI-PANT CLASSES Classes Mori Oct. 1 LINGERIE CLASSES 5 fossons slorting Ocl. 18 Enroll ot nny- 5.00 S-T-R-E-T-C-H FABRICS 475 Holiday Villags (Formerly Shoppers World) PHONE 328-7843 Service agencies merge CALGARY (CP) Three lo- cal counselling agencies the Calgary Family Service Bu- reau, the Catholic Family Ser- vice and the Pasloral Institute have consolidated their ser- vices. The new agency, the family and community counselling ser- vices of Calgary, should make a better use of funds and pro- vide superior services, presi- cdent Glen Taylor said here. "The thinking is 10 have t centralized location for admin- istration but decentralized ser- vices info the neighborhoods." Among the services provided are counselling for married couples, families, parents, chil- dren and unattached indivi- duals. Sam Blakelv, director of city social services, said his depart- ment is working on elimination of ils preventive counselling di- vision with the load to go to the new agency. The federation's initial budget is with 39 per cent of this provided by the united fimd, 22 per cent by the city, 31 per cent from fees for ser- vice and eight per cent from church donations. ST. LOUIS FURNITURE OUR BIG SELECTION WILL AMAZE COME IN! COMPARE! SAVE! THE ONLY ONE MONTREAL (CP) Only one member of the 15-member Consumer Protection Council recently appointed by the Quebec government is asso- ciated with a consumer group. She is Hanna Lambeck, vice- president of the Consumers' As- sociation of Canada. Seven oth- ers are businessmen, including council chairman Wilfrid Ste- benne. an advertising man and chairman of (he Montreal Bet-; (cr Business Bureau, love 35... him bow handsome he still is on anni- versary. CHESTERFIELD SUITES Our selection is beautiful, elegant, for Hioss who appreciate gracious living. In all the newest decorator fabrics with sale prices low they'll really lurprise you. BUNK BED FEATURE! Complete wjlh mot- tresses, springs and sturdy ladder. Maple fini'lied, built 10 losM Bo to jh many clearance values now being offered on finest bedding box springs and mattress- es all priced for saw- OUTSTANDING VALUES IN BEDROOM SUITES Now's the lime to furnish or refurnish your bed- room. See the many modern groups 1liat ore sal- priced during this big Harvest Salel DINETTE SETS Contemporary groups feature extension fables (or alF size families. We've Ihe right sujle to fit your needs and at the righi price tcol BIG PRICES Brighten up your home and Qjve it !liul look o{ luxury with nn atlroclivoly s I y I c d (able. We have (hem for every need and now sole priced loo! CARPETS! You'll save tremen- dously rig'nl now al Si. L c u i s. Choose from nylons, wools. acrylics, etc., in shags, twists, [weeds and more. Selfcl now while pricus oro low! SMALL 'URNITURE St. Louis Furniture !5rt Mh STREET SOUTH PHONE 327-2210 ;