Lethbridge Herald, The (Newspaper) - November 26, 1912, Lethbridge, Alberta
Tfie I tttle 11 11IVx JL AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY ONE WORD IN FOUR CHAPTERS 4. And the worst is yot to happen, THREE MERRY 'PRENTICES 11. The Kid: "Woll something IIIIKIU I hitppen 1C 1 cut this string." THE OFFICE BOY HUSTl 1. "Now, my boy, if you want to keep your place you must hustle! Do you understand? Hustle! Now i go and fetch me Mr. Jones' lodger, quick! Remcm- j ber, (lie; motto of this house Is 2. "Ill, hi, hi! Out of the way! Clear the track! Guv'nor wonts Mr. Jones' ledger! Hustle, can't you? 12. The Bull Tup: "Life is very dull here. T wisli something would Imp- pen." 3. "Mr. Jones, guv'nor wants j'our ledger. Sliarp, q.utcfe, hustle, or you'll get the sack! "How's this for hustle? Never thought of it before. Banisters must have been raado for the purposes of hujjtle. 5, "Talk about hustle. Guess I've done it this time; and the guv'nor will get cjulte a shock il. "I've brought you Mr. Jones' ledger, sir. Hope you won't thhfk I've long, sir. I really did try to hustle, 1. "Now then, you young: lubbers, just stay out there till you catch enough fish for my breakfast, and If you don't you will catch it from this marlin-splke." 2. But by a stroke of luck Marmaduke hooked a large dogfish, and while Fatty cooked some choice cutlets the vacant space was filled up with the cap- 3. The faithful animal gave the skipper an ;iwful fit by skipping along the deck in its new costume. 4. And eventually Captain Uowiine rnnpi overboard (n a frenzy of horror. Our heroes rescued him. CAN'YOU ADD ONE HUNDRED arrange the same ten figures so that (when added up they would make one 'hundred. Can you show what that-ar- rang-ement is? You imisl use all of I the ten figures arranging them in any :way you like and even making frac- tions out of them, just as the teacher did, if yon want to. Solution next week. How come in n fow moments uyo Hridget: "Xn, sir. That's the par- rot you hoar a-hollerin'." -i to one hundred. Then she said there was another iu wliitli to are made into food." EVER SEE THE LIKE? HE JUMPED FOR IT JVT ASTER: "What's this, my laa fighting g ag Lad: "No sir. couldn't slide dow wards." Master: Lad: "i won, that's all! LOOKED GOOD TO HIM YOU WILL LOSE YOUR WAY IF YOU TRY THIS TTARKY (as the waiter returns with the "Oh. papa! I'd like What is-it when only one wife Is A J-ATl'HiL UT3T.IKS. T'EACHER: risht "aVe ,'AHD; 'Mindset, did my wifo thin one ivifc is culled polygamy. QUITE NOTICEABLE QTAHT from thn ci-ntrc of this maze .ind l( yon can tinil your way out wlilioui crossiiiB a line anywhere. Of l> co.irsc, there Is path from llio lo the enlranw. Can jou find It? It looks easy, but vuii't 'oe surprised If you set hovolcsi iy lust In the uiazo.