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Lethbridge Herald, The (Newspaper) - March 4, 1971, Lethbridge, Alberta 24 THE LRHMIDCE HERALD Thursday, March 4, 197) Boyle's Column NEW YORK (AP) Here aie some invitations winch, it iu-epted, lead to nothing but v.oe: -Dad. how about stowing our team how you used to tackle when boys were really "Do >ou want to put your money where your mouth "Wouldn't it be simpler if you pulled ana' 1 "Oh. what if the elevator is racked? Isn't there always room for a couple "How about you picking up this tab, and I'll get even with you "Don't you like to be sur- "I know it's not the kind of thing you usually like, but if t promise you'll be back home by midnight, then will you "Wli> waste S3 on a barber, henry? me cut it for YCU "You're poking your nose into someone else's business, buddy. How would you like a fat "I know a short cut. Shall take "I'd like to irate sor.e po- etry to you M> rtle, but I do it better in the dark. Can I turn off the "It has only been in the re- frigerator a week or so Here, taste it and tell me if you think it's still ok." OFFER HAND ''He won't bite >ou Just hold out your hand to him so he'll know you're his friend.'' "Oops, I just lost one of my contact lenses I think it rolled off the sidewalk into the street. Please try to find it "Yes, I make it myself. I call it Heaven's Nectar. I take some raw alcohol, bruise a few juniper berries, put in half glass of hot sauce, the juice of a dozen four-leaf clo- vers, never mind the ingredients. Just wrap a cup- ful around your tonsils and let it speak for itself." "Jiio-t for laughs, when I meet >our friends why oxm't vou introduce me as "We've already climbed more than halfway up the mountain What if it is getting a little icy? Aie you ready to push "How about holding it while I hammer it in''" "You are always wondering i aloud what housewives do at home all day. Well, Mr. j Smarty, would you like to sit down right now and listen to how I spent m> I "Shall we rob a bank and pretend we "I'm tiled of being a liippie, Maude Can I move into your pad if I promise I'll find a steady job within a Heath stirs up political dust LONDON (CP) Ted Heath; Heath's aides say opinion poll Britain's entry to the European; Heaih does not have to hold a sees himseit as tte tuld, honest is Tr.e Common Maikei tVJds [o general election until June, 1975. ART DIETRICH DENTURE CLINIC Certified Dental Mechanic Metropolitan Bldg. 328-4095 board racket smashed MONTREAL iCP) A S2 i million racket involving the j distribution of illegal punch I boards was smashed here in a series of raids. j I Nearly of the boards j were seized, including in a basement of a north end I home. One man was taken into i custody. A police spokesman said two companies held the monopoly j for distribution of the boards across Canada. However, both companies had the same head- i quarters and were du-ected by j the same individual. Chances to play on the punch board are bought for a certain amount of money The player then punches a h o 1 e in the board and sometimes wins I prizes up to S100. The player pays a set price for each chance at the board. He punches a hole, or scrapes off a cardboard top surface and receives the aash prize marked underneath The illegal boaids generally guarantee a 50 per cent prof- it for the holder. On a board, there would be about S150-5200 in prizes The odds fa- vor the holder. NO PLACE TO GO BUT UP Although he looks happy, this young man has a problem. Guy Peiffer, 23, escaped from Luxembourg's central prison but made the tactical error of climbing to the prison rooftop, where he found a seat on a chimney and made the "V" sign. The police didn't pursue him. They waited for the evening cold to make things uncomfortable for Peiffer. By night- Fall he descended and was back in the warm, but con- fining, prison. Manager named OTTAWA (CP; Serge N Emelyanov has been named manager of the Paris office of Poolc company M iiis contract I OTTAWA (CP) Poole Con- the Canadian government travel j struction Ltd. ot Edmonton has bureau, the government an-1 been awarded a con- nounced Wednesday. Mr Erne- j tract for construction of a lyanov has been sales depart-. school and staff housing at Mc- ment co-ordinator in Canada for i ander River, Alta., the public SABENA Belgian World Air-1 works department announced lines for the last eight years today cuisader, risking popularity ai he drags Britain from apathy I and suffocation to her true j i place in the halls of power. I This sense of destiny, mildly similar to that of the late Presi- dent Charles de Gaulle of France, has daied the Tory j prune minisiei to engage in full battle with Britain's powerful I unions and to align himself I more firmly on the political right, both at home and abroad. Displaying tenacity which some critics define as obstinacy and stubbcrness, the prime min- ister since his election last June has stirred more political dust than any post-war leader before I him i Amid the road of inflation, Heath wages a parliamentary struggle to reform the unions while strike follows strike in crippling succession as workeis demand huge v aae increases The commotion at home raised by this two-front strug- gle, threatening industrial para- lysis, is compounded by Heath's brusque handling of the black Commonwealth. FKANKNESS DOUBTED ''In dealing with the Common wealth, straightfonvaidness is Heath once said, j But there are questions among the membership whether the prime minister is entirely straight in pursuing his inten- tion ti lesume limited arms shipments to South Africa. I So far. he has agreed to ship I only seven Wasp helicopters to j the Voreter government, a rela- lively minor item which might not have stirred Commonwealth options at Singapore had i Heath made clear no further j arms mil be sliipped i But so keen is his sensitivity over British sovereignty that he has given the Commonwealth no clue on his final intention, lead- ing to increased specualation and anger among the blacks i that he pays only lip-service to condemnation of auartheid. This bristling resentment is intensified by Heath's new im- migration legislation which mainly will restrict immigration of non-white Commonwealth c t- izens prime minister has tackled is-; tears of still higher prices and! w obedient and pliable sues which no other leader in costs peacetime has gripped so fiei celv in so short a time in off- Th; Ldbor-supporling Daily and a majority Mirroi earlier summed up 19711 in the 630-seat Commons, he can as for Heath and hell for j easily risk a paralytic 1971 if Britain, too. unless he throws i this punishment promises union some of his pet ideas out of the discipline and strength for the po thole future ____ Oddities in the news ATHElVi'OX. England ot the class were answering tcr i What happens when questions, neighbors can't pro- vour your n o u n c e your name, daughter is left behind in ex- aminations and writing it in- terferes with work? A family named Thistletii- waites in this Northwest Eng- land town legally changed their names to Baxter yester- day when they decided it was too much of a mouthful. At school, nine-year-old Kathryn Thistlethwaite was still writing hei surname on At home, Jean Thistleth- waiie could find no one in the neighborhood who pronounced it properly At work, Harry Thistlethwaite found it held up productivity when it came to filling in forms. 'Ihe new Harry Baxter said: "Thistlethwaite is too long and unpronounceable and had to go 1 had to consider the kids. They didn't like the name and I felt they'd be hap- pier with something shorter TED HEATH Bold crusader ice But even on the Ton1 there are suggestions side. that Heath's firm grip may bear the' edge of arrogance and his con-1 sistency may cover for blind ad- herence to dogma In a biography on Heath, j George Hutchmson is impressed by this thread of consistency, of great drive; "'of stubborn deter- mination, even inflexibility." Heath has an indestructible be- lief in himself The test for the 54-year-old bachelor is whether this belief can lead to achievement. So far the country is in trouble. Many companies have reduced invest- ment plans, fearing more labor j rurmoi1 ani economic recession. Prices are still rising and the flood of wage demands contin- ues Moieovur. the prospect of the exam paper when the rest i and snappier." CONFIDENTIALLY YOURS 'Barbara 'Brent TORONTO, March 4th Food Shoppers what have Dominion's Deep Discount Prices done for us? To find out, I studied 4 "out- side" surveys conducted since Dominion started the price war. The Ontario Food Council survey stated that Dominion's prices were the lowest of all A University of Toronto Study showed shoppers considered Dominion "Best" for Service, Produce, Meat and Prices Dominion Bureau of Statistics reported prices had indeed been substantially reduced (thank you, Dominion) And a Toronto Brokerage House states that still has the lowest prices No wonder thousands upon thousands of shoppers have switched to Dominion! HERE IS A REALLY WORTHWHILE OFFER lor those of you. who suffer from the pains of neuritis, rheuma- tism or arthritis and who long for relief. Thousands of men and do get long- lasting relief from such pain by taking TEMPLETON'S T-R-C or T-R-C's SPECIALS (the T-R-C's Specials nre for rheumatic suf- ferers with sensitive You can get DOUBLE-ACTION relief and save 75c on tin- combination offer. Send only 250 to Templetons, Limited, 56 Colborne Street, Toronto 1, On- tario, asking for a 65C box of T-R-C or T-R-C's Specials (indicating which you want) plus a 35r bottle of FLAME-cream Liniment, which "you apply externally at the same time you take capsules internally. NO DOWN PAYMENT WITH EACH CAR PURCHASE WE WILL SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE GAS YOU CAN USE FOR A WHOLE MONTH ma Thepkkof he hops the pick 4 A AND YOUR 1971 LICENSE PLATES of the beer. 1971 CROWN STATION WAGON 7 passenger, automatic, power disc brakes, radio, elc< rear window 4000 mites 1971 MARK II SEDAN 1971 MARK II SEDAN 1971 MARK II SEDAN 1968 OATSUN Pickup 1967 DATSUN Sedan 1966 VOLKS Deluxe 1967 RENAULT Automatic 1955 VOLKS 4 speed 1965 OLDSMOBILE miles 1963 CONSUL 995 S 795 995 285 995 350 Hops' do rieavrfifoT tTiTn-R to Tieer. They pive il memoiahle fl.unm is the .irt of blench us: hops mlo the hicw .so ihc flavour ol the beer never vanes. Tint's