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Lethbridge Herald, The (Newspaper) - August 22, 1973, Lethbridge, Alberta HI COLUMNIST'S NOTEBOOK By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK Re- marks that an active women's Ijfaerationist gets tired of don't you go chain yourself to a fire you're not really Interested in freeing women. You're really just in- terested in crucifying happen to know that you making more than year as a legal Dora. That doesn't exactly put you in the martyr don't you go sit on a flagpole and yell your mes- sage to the four hate to disagree with but I've lived with your father for 40 and I've never felt persecuted in all that smart woman doesn't need a liberation movement. All she needs is the right man operate a woman has to shout for what she she has already lost the battle why do you keep in- sisting men can't stand the thought of having to work for a That's now most men spend their entire lives. All they ask is the right to pick the woman.1' you know in your NEW YORK Jump- ing to What the Watergate affair has proved to most of us is something we probably really knew all you can confuse any 'fsue if you put enough lawyers on the wit- ness stand. Any year is wasted in which you don't at least once smell a lilac bush in bloom after a light rain. It is the clearest scent on earth. If you think it is more fun to tickle a skinny girl than a fat that shows one thing about never tick- led a fat girl. When it comes to men divide into two those who like to buy new and these who hate the thought of giving up their old ones. What is a I'm glad you asked me son. A fatalist is a husband who lets his mother-in-law pick out the neckties he wears FIGHT WARS AGAIN Fixture generals spend their youth rcfightmg yesterday's wars. unless they are exceptionally when they mature and reach they tend to fight their own new wars the same old way. The big advantage of color television is that it offers you a fresh and harmless way to show your distaste. If a com- mercial or program comes on the screen that you don't you can get revenge by twist- ing a dial and make every- body's face turn blue. How of- heart that you'd be happier If jou were married to a husky truck driver who kept you in the kitchen barefoot and ex- worst damage you dames do is to make or- cheerful housewives discontent with their lives. You make them wonder whether they are wasting their time running a raising and making a good husband happy with his life. There is no finer career on earth than that and you try to make it sound like it's a raw deal to a girl I sure do approve of one part of your program. the doing away with bra wearing. Have you given any thought to car- rying that program a step or two a male chauvinist and after listening to your speech all I am moved to say don't agree with people who say you liberation ladies hate men. I think it's the other way can't stand being if you don't think women have equal why don't you go tell Archie He'll help you ten do you get a chance like that in real Single young secretaries have become the transients of the business world today. Half of uhem will quit a job and move on to another one within three months if the office they work in doesn't have an eligi- ble young bachelor in it. They are looking for hus- not pensions. One of the great mysteries of along with the common is the coated tongue. Everyone suspects he must be ill if his tongue be- comes coated but I have yet to come across a doctor who could explain what the devil a coated tongue meant or what ail- ment it indicated. What are the most romantic sounding geographic foreign place names to the mere spelling and pronouncing of which you get an itch te go To me they are An- an island in the West and the Asiatic city where the Mongol Prince Timur ruled. Third Katmandu in moun- tainous Nepal. Isn't it nice to be worth more as you get In my youth I was told that the chemicals in a human body were worth only about 86 cents. But what with the rising price of any middle-aged man who has much dental bridgework in his should be worth at least to and maybe more. Wno says it doesn't pay to grow TF YOU are one of those hunters who believe that modern-day firearms do not have to be cleaned after each time you are probably right. Non corrosive parts built Into the and the var- ious non corrosive compo- nents that go to make up the make the old style gun cleaners almost obsolete. care for fire- arms is required. Even the most affluent shooter buys his gun for years of service. Get- ti'.'s to know your weapon is pnrt of the game. You should always consult the manufacturer's instruction folder for your particular fire- arm. It should be remembered that many of the working parts of most guns are made of metal. Corrosion and are a chief source of trouble. The actions of guns should be kept clean and lightly lub- ricated. But be sure not to use too much lubricant. An overabundance will attract dirt particles and moving parts can gum up. Sluggish operation is the result. And. you should take spe- cial precautions if you are hunting near salt water. Salt spray is particularly hard on metal. Your gun requires a thor- ough cleaning any time it gets wet. It requires cleaning when it has been exposed to dirt and it re- cleaning most of v.-hcn it has been exposed to REGARDLESS OF CONDI- a periodic cleaning of your gun is necessary to re- move dirt and powder resi- due. Accuracy is often the first to go with a dirty gun. For competitive shooting you should clean your gun much more often than just at the end of the season. It would appear the manufac- turers of shells are doing a pretty fair job. It's up to the shooter to keep watch. While a major portion of the hunting season is some weeks away in South- em it could be a good idea if you got the gun out now and checked it over thoroughly. It's always surprising how many guns are placed in stor- age with at least one flaw a flaw that was to be repair- ed during the off season. It's also a good idea te get the feel of the gun back again with some practice shooting. AND THERE WILL BE scores of youngsters wno will be taking to the field legally for the first time this year. That all-important birthday has come and gone and dad's stature will bang in the bal- ance as much as ever before. What does that newcomer know about hunter la he properly equipped and Remember Compe- tence comes from practice. The taking of any game should be regarded as a bon- us. And the true sportsman YORK Re- marks that a movie usherette gets tired of with a face like you ought to be on the screen like two please. Not too far up front not too far and not too much in the middle you know what I a full moon out tonight. Gloria. That means you'll have trouble keeping half the audience out of the other half's laps. There is nothing like a full moon to bring out the can I put out my ci- gar when it's not even I just use it to chew on when the plot gets take your feet off the rail. Here comes that bossy I wish to re- port a possible sex fiend. he didn't touch me or any- but I could tell by the way he looked that he had something on his could you .hold the baby while I go to the powder I bet you've seen the picture so you sometimes wish they'd run It don't I forgot to get some popcorn. I'll give you a dollar if you run out to the lobby and get me you can keep the good why don't you put away that flashlight and take a seat next to When the plotm I'll ten you the of my the old days I could sea a better film than this for 15 cents and get a free piece of it true that the only girls who get jobs as ush- erettes are those who have been rejected for training as airline do you have to be 17 to see this We have worse pictures than thk io our high school biologjr text- you help I slipped off my ifaw to be more and I think some smart aleck kid sitting next to me kicked em of them into the nert Sears DAY ONLY THURSDAY ONLY STARTS A.M. SHARP NO PHONE ORDERS-PERSONAL SHOPPING ONLY-LIMITED QUANTITIES MISMATCHED AND DISCONTINUED UNITS SAVE DELUXE SEARS-0-PEDIC UNIT Mattress and Box Spring 48 or Mattress and Box Spring Reg. teg. 149 .98 164 .98 Tho ultimate In sleeping comfort. The decorator designed satin cover is SanJ- gard treated for lasting freshness. 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