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Hutchinson News (Newspaper) - April 9, 1890, Hutchinson, Kansas 2 HUTCHINSON DAILY NftWS: WEDNFSDAY itOBNHW, APBIL 9.1800. WOMAN AND HOME. At FASHIONABLE YOUNG WOMAN'S DEPLORABLE LOT. tam tlttrti hijl- jmm vain im cntiiiiie wurtoH talker has cleared �100,8C0. Bhe got* *100. i. lecture, with a percentage of the receipts, ami talks from October lo May, often, giving three lectures in a day.-Chicago Herald, At un Knell�b IVeddlnET A,JUr* Xmvi L�t-Ur-Somn Rich Women-Female Bduoa-tloii-CI I r?k Who Looli Old-Mrs. Aster's Vmirnnngm - Worn anil it e*s Appreciated. It isn't such an earty thing to lie a bright light in society after all. There is an everlasting chasing after fads of alt sorts-linguistic, musical, dramatic, historic, etc. A fashionable young lady was deploring her lot the other day to one of her companions in a swell Fifth avenue lyceuui. "Why," remarked this young woman, "w� have to knowoverytuiug, only wo don't bar* to know it all at once nor for very long at a tlmo. If wo did we r-ould not stand up under the accumulation. We take our knowledge in periods For instance, I have been out four years, and during that time I htfVo learned to play the banjo, mandolin and either, as every one of these accomplishment* bad its brief run, all in addition to what 1 knew of harp, guitar and plauo at my debut. "To the French and Italian with masters before I finished, I have acquired a smattering of German, Volapuk and ltu&rfan successively," she went on. "I bowl, ride nnd fence equally poorly, but I do every one a little-I had to, you know. What I do well Is to swim and play tenuis. Gnu reason I bo-longed to a Shakespeare class, tho next I had mornings with Bhelloy, and for two Lents I was a member of a Browning rlub." She added: "One has to know music, too, from'Die Walkuro* to 'Pinafore,* and to discuss art with the couttdenco of the Quartier I*atin. 1 bavo been through several art sieges, tho Morgan and Stewart collections, the Verestchagin display and the Barye exhibit, and for every one I have faithfully crammed. Ceramics, tapestries, heraldry- these are merely a hint of the subjects one may be called upon at any moment to discuss intelligently, and 1 really will not go to a flower show now, for orchids aro n sealed book to me. "The different imported entertainmenta are another tax upon one's knowledge/'she sighed wearily. "Just when you know a kir-moss from a May dance you aro asked to participate in a Venetian fash tup, and when you have read up to go to see a Greek play somebody lectures on Budhbist ceremonials for a fashionable charity, nnd you have to show there. It Is really vory fatiguing sometimes to keep up with the procession."-New York Journal. A Hare L#oto Letter. In tho "Life of Harriet Beecher Stowe," by her son, is given a love letter of Professor Calvin E, Stowe to his wife, written I-afore "Uncle Tom's Cabin" was given to the world. It is interesting, therefore, as being prophetic of her power aud fatno; but still more soa.�a picture of womanly character which should be framed and placed conspicuously in every household, as the Vicar of AYilkelleld kept his epitaph of his wife in her sight to remind her of what she ought to be. This love letter would tw valuable in teaching th�* wife to cultivate tjve.y noble, and to repress every ignoble, trait; tho husband to recognizo and appreciate all her true excellence; and tho young jR'rsons of the family to seek not only the unfolding uf special gift* and graces, but that Imlauee and harmcuy which wins and preserves real affection. "My dear, you must bo a literary woman. It is so written in tho book of fate. Make all your calculations accordingly, (Jet a good stock of health nnd brush up your mind. Drop tho K out of your name. It only en cumbers it nnd interferes with tho tlow aud euphony. "Write yourself fully nnd always Harriet Beecher Stowe, whh'h i.s a name euphonious, flowing ami full of miming. Then, my word for it, your husband will lift up his bead in tho gate, and your children will rise up and call you blessed. "And now, my dear wife, I want you to come home us quick as you can. Tho fact is I cannot Jivo without yuti, and if we wen- not so prodigious poor I would conro for you at oncn. There is no woman liku you in this wide world. U"ln> fl�* has m much talent with m little >Wf conceit; ho much reputation with so little u lice tat inn; so much literature with no little nonsense; so much enterprise with so little extravagance; so much tongue with w little scold; so much sweetness with bo little softness; km much of so many things and so little of so many other things?"- Youth's Companion. A Shopping Incident, j The Asters almost never shop, but Mi*-! Astor bos made the reputation of one Inter* esting little milliner. A well educated young, woman bad fitted hermit at the cost of considerable sacrifice on her own part and her mother's for teaching. Hhe obtained a position, but proved toq shy and sensitive to control the half grown boys. 8he �m n poor "disciplinarian," and stung by a rense of failure wandered up and dowu the streets wondering what she could do. Down hearted, giddy and almost fainting, she ^tumbled against a milliner's sidewalk show case and stored blankly at the Paris Ixmnets inside. Then she went to the bank, drew out hex ttnatl savings, and induced a cousin who kept a little stationer's shop In a moderntely good location to allow her window room for a half dozen hats of bc-r own concoction. It sounds like a fairy story, but in three years she had sold barely enough to keep body and soul together, when a carriage drove up one morning aud a lady bought a black bonnet that was as chic as it was uunwinding. The lady hod business, it seemed, with a decorator who lived next door, and something about the small stock of headgear had caught her eye in passing. The lady was Mrs. A*tnr, and the sale was to th� mJ Miner the lygmuiugof better fortunes. It was the one i-hance that conies to some people, not to everybody, in a life time. Mrs. A star mentioned her discovery quietly to a few people, and the milliner has a tiny parlor now on tho avenue, and is going to Paris for the second time for her stock in trade. -Cor. St. Louis PiM-Di^patch. Truo WottlutilliivK*. I was nmt'li struck by a little incident that xrurred last year. I, among others, belonging to a large |>arty who went uniting at a railway station for the train that was to carry us down to a garden party at 'one of the many lovely places ou the Thames, saw an old man, a decrepit creature, bowed and palsied, making his way to where tho third vlass compartment would tie. His arms were full of bundles of vnriou* sizes. Coming near a truck, the old man. who was half bliud, marched against the edge of it, and all his little bundles fell helplessly to the ground. Most of the young people belonging to our party broke into an irresistible laugh, They were not so much to be blamed. You will see amusement In even trifles, but t here was one among us who did not laugh. The old man's chagrin seemed to touch her. She wcni quickly forward, and as he groped nervously i'nr his parcels she lifted them on* by one mid laid them in his arms. She was not a .strictly pretty girl, but there was dignity and sweetness both in her face and in her action, I noticed that a young man, onc of our party, watched her intently. He was rich, titled, one of the matches of the London season. Supreme admiration showed it-M-lf in his face. He demanded an introduction. I gave it. In six months they were man aud wife. She made a good match, and n) did he in every sense of the word.-Diiehee* in Ladies' Home Journal. nmg strong to maJte tiftte, wnen toe engineer whistled brakes for a tirade. I climbed out of the caboose with the iirak&men, and bad s*t two brakes And wni after the third when a lurch of the earn threw me down and I fell between two of them, I had just one glimpse of the red cheeked bride at home, just one swift thought of her in widow's weeds and her heart breaking, when a hand grabbed me. I was going down head first, but tiu strong clutch, turned mo over and my foot struck the bumpers. I'd have gone then, only some one put my hands on the ladder, flung bis arms around me from behind to hold ttte there, and said: You are all right, old maa. Your nerve will come back pretty coon." "And It was a tramp, oh!" "It was, and he held me there until the train reached ita stop, and then helped me down, for the sudden fright, had taken all my Btrength and nerve away. But for him I should have been ground up under the wheels. This is the resxon I keep a toft spot in my heart for the genus tramp, and why, when I sometimes �dlk the length of every itnlii and find �*ery bumper occupied, If look skyward and protend not to see aa much as an old fur c*.p,"-New York Sun. A SOURCE OF WONDER. Mortality of Clergymen. Among much curious Information on the subject of ministers it is shown that of 9,090 who died 100 lost their lives from infectious disease, the largest number, 127, being from "abdominal typhus," that is, gastric and nervous fevers. Constitutional maladies carried off 1M pastors, of whom 183 succumbed to "new malignant forms of disease," that is, to troubles or a cancerous character. Diseases of the nervous system proved fatal in 113 cases, St dying from brain disease and 32 from affections of the spine. As many as b'M died from throat and lung troubles, of whom ltW yielded to pnoumonia and bronchitis and 150 to consumption. Heart disease was the cause of death in 204 instances; Sftd died from apoplexy and 233 are said to have died from old age. Only 14 out of 2,030 committed suicide; 13 perished through accident, 1 l>eing murdered; 9 were dcscribeil as insane. -Medical Journal, A Costly Nhlpwre-ck. The Royal Charter is tho most notable modern instance of the wreck of a "treasure" ship. She left Australia with �350,000 in her, Uf this sum, says Charles Dickens in his chapter on this dreadful shipwreck In "The Uncommercial Traveller," �300,000 were recovered at the time of the novelist's visit to the spot where she had driven ashore. Meanwhile haw much gold and silver, minted and otherwise, is annually afloat? How many millions are annually borne over tho deep to and from I.idia* America, Australia, China and South Africa by English steamers alone? There should 'r> no difficulty in making the calculation, "hich, ��'��..a arrived at, must surely yieKi fine Idea of the treasure over which the reu �i�v u.'.-, aud an excellent notion of the trust thpt >n Duncombi-, in a dark blue handkerchief dress, with dart: jacket and furs. Tho Duchess of MancheskU', iu gray, n long velvet fur trimmed cout, which almost hid her dress. Airs. Ron a Ids'coat was almost i'xnetly like the duchess': Lady Dorothy Nevill, all alone, wore garments in which dart; Indian reds and alihit, of orimgo art i-itieuliy blended, tho who|,: ht'iiig aurm00 made from her lectures, and haple&i Anna Dickinson, who cleared $35,000 iu ono season and $100,000 iu ten, hasn't a dollar of it left. But aha is wiser than she was. Mrs. Harriet Prescott Spoft'ord published ten l>ooks iu tho last forty years, the proceeds of which amounted to about $0,000 each. Ouida has " earned more money than any woman of tho century with tbo exception of Mine. Paiti. Mrs. 'Southworth's uuvels brought her a for-tuue. Mrs. Harriet Hubbard Ayor is coining money. With tho exceptiou of Mrs William U. Vauderbilt, Mrs. Mary Ana Connolly, who came to this country forty odd year* ago & a steerage passenger and who pulled basting stitches for two yeori, has inure money In her own right than auy of the Vanderbilt wotneu, every penny of whiah she wade With her needle. She owns about ten cottages at Long Brauch, facetiously j known as the party dre&sos, one of which is | flWor a king and brings in a kingly r#�it rivtry 'summer. The most suocetaful money maker among modern women is Lydta Van JHjjfceJsXeltt,�.native of falastlnc, a woman of about twenty-eight, and something of a linguistic wonder. She lectures, or talk*, j rather, ou the Holy Laud, and knows th� whole geography. o^jUbj Minoi". Ju.%,UMl� Why Do Girls Look So Old? I live in a city that Is comparatively small, mid my circle of acquaintances is quite extensive. Among them all I notice that with few excretions tho mothers are better looking and in many coses lint little older in appearance than the daughters. I know this is true in my own cam I cannot flutter myself that I am nenrasgood looking as my motbdr. Nine persons out of ten who do not !;iiow us take us for sis-tors, nnd the tent'/, usually takes us for stepmother and :.r�j>daughter. As I remarked ln-fore, **. large number of my per-wmal friends buve the same experience. Since I Iwen in Washington I havo noticed tlr.t tho same rule will apply, aud with equal force. 1 often wonder whether it U that the mother looks younger than her age, or tho daughter older, aud I have come to tho conclusion that it Is Iwth. But why la it! Isi it been use the girls keep Inter hours aud disapate more than they did a few years ago, or that tho mothers take better core of themselves? It cannot be becanso the mothers work less than th�y used to, because many work just as much, and I havo a very good example of the case in our colored washerwoman, who, attired in an old dress and hat, us she always is, looks as young as her grown up daughter, who, when she condescends to bring tho clothes home, wears a nice dress, stylish hat and kid gloves, oven If it is 9 o'clock in the morning.-Cor. Washington Post. ____ The Kilucutlon of Women. So prevalent among women is the amiable wish to pieuse the lords of creation, that it u�!5.y reasonably be doubled whetb'. r tb^y eve*' do anything amiss the motive for which cannot be traced to this desire. Though Eve ate tho forbidden fruit, it is nowhere denied that Adam bad twilled her about the comparative unimportance of her attainments, and had bred in her a restless appetite for mUcfllaueous learning which mude her the .-L'i'pcntV easy prey. Is it not so with our male education? If there is anything wrong with h are not. tho men to blame! If it in true, as Mr. Allen says, that the pred�iit system produce.-; literary women, schonlmis-Trotroc ivtid lecturer.-, on cookery, it will probably lie found, on investigation, that, it is precisely those species of educated female that the unmarried mule most affect*. No i'-'Hibt female educutic*: is all wrong, if Air. Allen says it is, but if ho is to set it right lot him consider whether tho best way to go nlxmt it in nut to try and touch u discrimination to niulus.-Scrlbuer. Ancient Kcyptiau Stooltlngn. These euricus stockings are knitted in a very clever manner, and the material, fine wool of sheep, that might once havo been white, is now brown with ngo. Tho tieedlea with which tho work, was done must have been a little thicker than. we should choose for tho sumo purpose, and the knitting is loose and elastic. Tho stocking is begun just a" we make the design, only in the simplest ma**' er, with single thread; bnt In the con-tiuuatiouof the work it Is not simply plain, b**t funciful. The usual bordor of the stocking, which prevents the rolling up ht the work, is narrow, consisting of arowof turned uploojis; aud the circle, tho nicely shaped heel, which is a little different from our method, show a vory skillful hand. But in tho point of tho stocking there is ft characteristic difference between tho Egyptian stocking* and modern socks. While ours end in a rounded point, tho Egyptian stook- HIGHER THAN ORDERS. The Woh iti a.n Office Holder. An oflice l:*lder ..:.ys: "Thy rack upon which the most p >pnlar mnr. in political life will split is to have the deposition of patronage. You have twenty iive ofllces to fill. For each one after elecciou you will have twauty-five applications, nnd all from men who havo done you good service and are deserving of recognition. Tho one man you appoint does not thi^k that he got any more than he deserve.!; tho remaining four-and-twenty denounce you nom the Chain of Rocks to the foot of Klwood street as'no good,1 aud an-nuuuce thuti 'they have it in for you.' I am often reminded of the sad declaration that Talleyrand is said to have engraved upon a plate ou the top of his desk: 'For each ap-Ijointmeut I havo made I have made ninety-nine enemies and ono in grate.' "-New York Telegram Fruit In Asia. | The bamboo is still grown in Pekia with the aid of good shelter, moisture and favorable soil, but it is not found naturally growing in ; the forests in North China, us was its habit 2,000 years ago. It grows now in that part of tho empire iu a sort of garden plant only, so far as is known ut present. It is in Szechuan that the southern flora reaches farther to the northward. Oranges flourish there under the protection of high mountains and, with the aid of the mild climate there enjoyed, so also the lichen is found there. In the neighborhood of Shanghai oranges do not grow In the open air, nor can the trees weather the whiter unprotected except on the island of Si tungting, in the great lake near Boochow.-New China Herald. _ An AppallluK Suggestion. In Westminster Abbey the other day one of the solemn factotums told me that a very wealthy but very singular American gentleman from Chicago named Eden offered, to give him a �h note if he would clip off one of Henry VIIPs mustaches for him. "What did you say to himf"' I asked. '"Wot did 1 soy?" echoed tho man. "Why, sir, the worry thought of such a hawful thing made me so hill that I couldn't soy nuthink."-Eugene Field's London Letter. Robbing by Kleatrieity. A novel dud somewhat seifc.itific scheme for relieving ladles of their purses has been successfully carried out by a gang of thieves aloug Milwaukee avenue and adjoining streets. The scheme is to give tho victim violent electric shock, thus temporarilv alyringher. �ri,a mcvtt rec-nt �-ict,;,ii was Mrs. Jacobseu, a professional nurse. She was returning home. An she passed in tho shadow of *a building two men brushed ugaiust her. One of i.l .1:1 touched hi'r wrist with a piece of jin-tal Sh**al once received u violent electric shock thai caused her to let go her purse and several bundles, and seut her reeling against the buildiug. She wn� so dazed for the moment that she did not realize what had happened. As wkiu as she recovered from the effects of the shock she Iwgan to look around for her purse and bundles. They were not in sight. Then it dawned upon her that she hail been roblwd. The two men who hod passed her were just turning on Milwaukee avenue. Quickening her steps, she followed them, hoping to meet an officer that she might have them placed under arrest. At Chicago avenue she quit the pursuit and rnn to the police btution and told what had oc' curred. An oiHcer was seut out with her, but the men could not be found.-Chicago Inter Ocean. Columbus* Letter. The letter of Christopher Columbus to Queen Isabella of Spain, purchased by Judge Chamberlain for the Boston Public library at tho auction of the Barlow collection of Americana in New York, is a La tiu translation of the original letter in Spanish. It Is a quarto, bound in morocco antique, with gilt edges, by Bedford, printed at Rome in 1493. It consists of four loaves, of thirty-four lines to a full page-the size of the leaf being &%x!i}� inches. And a very fine copy ltis. No copy of the original Spanish letter has yet boon found, either in mauuscrlpt or print, so that this Latin translation by Leander de Cosco takes precedence. It is fairly established to be printed in the types of Stephen Planck of Romo, though without year or place. . Harrfsse, certainly tho best authority ou that subject, has accordod this particular Im' presslon the place of honor, and as a copy now in Germany is bold at thopricoof $3,000, there seems to bo little doubt that this is valued as tho edlto princcps. Tho price paid by Judgo Chamberlain for this particular copy was $2,000. A perfect translation of the letter maybe found in Major's "Select Letters of Columbus," ono of the publications of tho Hakluyt society. There is, besides this edlto princeps, a copy of Do Cosco's translation, presumptively the third appearance of the latter, printed at Romo in the types of Stephon Planck in 1403. This edition comprises thirty-three lines to a full page, which measures 8%x5^ ou the leaf. It is in size a quarto, and bound in vellum with rough edges. In 1858 Pillnski reproduced trrciily copies in Paris. But after the issue it was discovered that it was facsimiled from an imperfect copy and wanted the first and last leaves.-Boston Herald. Tho , 1- emiy L>lmi*-rs In Ireland. �.if dinners"established at Kings-.ti.o \ jder tho patronage of the Couutes,-. "J' >ten:ii, Luuy Powerscourt and other ladi o'' d*'.M , a- m, do a great deal of good, 'ii;ni>,u-t:L'ii element in the workmg of its urrar.f "ii.uni - - the circumstance that dinners c � '.���ught and carried restriction W-ing put UfH'ii tho numter pur-chosed by cacti customer wxio is known to the management.-Philadelphia Ledger. DOES A GENERAL T0B PRINTING Book Making -AND- Business i It Would Aid Shopper*. it would save ladies shopping much time if articles exposed iu shops for sale were Invariably plainly ticketed with the price This is generally concealed in a system of cipher, which an experienced person who for shrewd business reasons desires to read can easily fathom, but which involves the average customer, who bos no time to devote to trade cipher, iu the necessity of continually asking the price. It is not difficult to read tho trade ciphers of Bjores at which one Is in the habit of trading. After a few purchases the series of letters or words cor responding to the numerals aro easily found out and tho price read. One house uses "Gladstone," another tho same word reversed, another "Washington" without the la-st letter. Any word of nine letters, though preferably ono without an "o," which may be confuted with a "0," may bo taken. One houses us*.-s "n b c d e f g h i" tvj tako the place of the uumerals for its retail trademat 1;. This is almost as readily read u-s figures, lint is there uuy reason beyond iradn tradition that kfKp> up this sem-blanceof concealing the retail price of goods! -New York Tribune. A Cnrions Flower Garden. A peddler who has just returned from Winston county, Ala., tells a story which, If not true, evinces an imaginative power which no one would ever suppose him to possess. A farmer named Greene while in town was persuaded to buy a fow Chinese lily bulbs, which will grow if placed in a bottlo or jar. They resemble in nppcorance a diminutive steer's head, and sell on tho streets for a mere trifle. Farmer Green took a fancy to them and bought a dozen of them. When ho reached homo he had no bottle or jar to put thorn In and threw them into the hog lot with a bucket of spoiled potatoes. A few days afterward ono of hi* largest hogs became sick, refusing food and laying down in a corner, grunted as if In constant pain. No signs of disease could bo discovered, but a few days later the hog died. Tho cause of death was discussed in the usual family council around the supper table and it was finally concluded best to cut up the hog and find out, if possible, whether or not tho dls ease was contagious. This was done and the cause of death was instantly apimrent. Tho aniinnl hnd swallowed a Chinese lily bulb whole aud there was sufficient moisture lu the stomach to cause it to grow. The bulb bad not only swelled and sprouted, but leaves had actually formed. Tho animal was not adapted to the purposes of a flower garden and died,-Philadelphia Times. SPECIALTIES III IDE BOOK DEPARTMENT. Journals, Ledgers, Balance Books, Minor Abstract Books, Blank Boobs of all kinks, Land Examiner's Books oan Registers, County Records, Manilla Copy Books, Ward Registration Books, White Paper Copy Books, Scale Books a specialty Real Estate Contract Books, Attorney's Collection Registers. Take Care Air and exnei- The Conductor Tells Why He flu In His Heart a Soft Spot for Tramps. "No, we don't bounce the tramps who ride ou the bumpers of our freight train," said a freight conductor who has a run to tho west. "I presume that wo carry an average of a dozen each trip, but if they remain between tho cars wo pretend not to soe them." "But it is against orders," was urged. "Oh, yes; but there is u higher power than general orders, eveu for railroad men. Flvo or six years ago 1 used to be hard on the railroad tramp. I'd have tho train looked over ut every stop, and if we caught a chap ho got handled pretty lively. Nowadays I. throw out a bint to thu brakomeu to shut both eyes, and if the tramp don't presume too much on my good nature, no one will disturb him." "What happened to change your iniudP' "Oh, a little incident of no interest to the publlo, but a great deal to me. I was married in December three years ago. On the third nigta 1 go*, an ordan to. run ojtf. 1 are iudi>i'(;:miblo. We can sloop than we ''vd, fot*f aud sleep ful-i'idy by the :ih* of pure, olii iind young, deny and exercise, sleeo und inference. Under oertalu clrcunifitances, such as cash 'recognizances, when a man's from jail delivered it is aprono*^ say. Looking through a prism specious, that for purposes facetious with' 'all flesh is gross" admitted, theu the fellow la-Hailed llav. Au Interruption. Tho Parson-And you, Elvira, prora- Durstin-Hold on, there! Just because you are marrying us you've got no coll to be st almighty familiar. This is Miss Williams so far, and don't you forgetitl-Judge. A 8uEK*� the remainder of their days nnd charge the result to brain work. '*You are destroying your constitution," said I t� physician to Mr. Ciioato. "Constitution!" I responded Mr. Choata; "constitution! Why, \ I used that up long ago, aud have been living on the bylaws for years." The moral of tho icident is,,"Stick to the constitution." Take care of that, and there will be no need of bylaws. Proper regard for food, sleep, air and exercise will do more to save the "constitution" nnd make it robust than, all the doctors irom Dan to Beersheba. To prevent disease u greater than to cure,-Yankee Blade. . To Keep A wait e In Cbareb. Two ladies we'"e passing a stall iu a mar-net, when one ol thuiu said: Here is. where I buy my Sunday wide-uWiii.e." Thon she rich* j ted a bunch of wintorgrcen '.eaves from a bucket packed with them and laid down five cents. "What use u�i yuu make of themP inuuir-d her friend. "I keep uw(.fce on Sunday, My htibband ill'-i them my 'church chew.' They are very pungent, and a loaf kept on the tongue will provent any t-ue from drowning." Give mo Ave cents' worth," said the friend. "IVh trk-u everything else. If they will kiwp ine awake I wili never go to church without them.'"-Chicago Times. The Spiders of India. Kar up in the mountains of Ceylon and India there is a spider that spins a web liko bright, yollowibh silli, tho central net of which is five feot in diameter, whilo tho supporting lines, or guys, ns they are called, measure sometimes ten or twelve feet; and riding quickly in tho early morning you may dash right into it, the stout threads twining around your faco liko a"veil, while, ns tho creature who has woven it takes up his position in tho middle, ho general^* catches you right on the now, and though he seldom bite or stings, the contact or his largo body and long legs is anything but pleasant. If you forget yourself nnd try to catch him, bite ho will, anil, though not venomous, his jaw.-, uro as powerful as a bird's beak, and you aro not likely to forget tho encounter. Iu many unfrequented dark nooks of tho juuglo you come across most perfect skeletons of small birds caught in these terrible snares, tho strong folds of which preveut the delicate bones from falling to tho ground after the wind and weather have dispersed the flesh and feathers,-Exchange. Tabooed by Society. Emma-I notice you doiv*t speak to Miss de Conyne auy more. Lucy-No; I haven't auy use for u girl who wears a blue gown with a brown dog,-Dry Goods Chronicle. The Dhnl-fmteilu ess of t^ova. vTi8 love that make* the world go 'round Aud gives a giddy, mtecr sensation. Love unrtxpiltod I have fpuud Drivv* jilted man to alzry-patloa. -Chatter. Caution. He (cautiously)-What would you sayL darling, If I should oak yon plumply to be my wUoi r Darling (oven more cautiously}-Ask m* and find outr-rWashiogtoM �(av, v> , :';,,f'TA,^aiutthie C^rh fine became a good compositor, This Vasuar maiden spry, Commanded highest wages* for She never Could makojoi An Crror in the Bible. Tho son of the Rev. Dr. H. Adler has distinguished himself by detecting a printer1! wtfror iu a recent issue of tho Bible from the Cambridge Press. In tho thirteenth verse of Isaiah, xlvlli, the letter "r" instead of the letter "f" has been used to commence the 'word "foundation." Dr. Adler drew the attention of Dr. Wright, librarian of tho British and Foreign Bible society, to the error, and tb,e latter obtained from tho Cambridge Press for Master Adler tho guinea which the Pr Qff&cH :o any one who discovers a mistake.- Jewish Chronicle. Oiid -Relic* ol ii Otieer Duel. Iu thu m<�lical musyuin, Wa&hingtoij, there are two hkullti all cracked up liko f. couple of egg shelhi that had boon knocked togetlwr. The}* formerly belonged to a couple of Norfolk iV'a) niSgrpeM �'ho butted each other to death because a woman couldn't decldo which of the two she likod best.-St. Louis Republic. An Overcoat a Duy. Ouo of the largo clothing establishments In Broadv ay was selling oft a largo stock of whiter overcoats at $7 apiece, and was baring a run on them, for they were easily worth �20. Too day the sole and well looking young man entered the store aud purchased oho of tho cheep garments. On the following day ho came back and bought another. He kept this up every day fora week, and thon, his strange act becoming noticeable to the clerks, it.was decided that no more overcoats should be sold to him. poe .morning the XQUhg man came iato^ha Kugageniuuts for Dinners. Vf. H. Mallock, author of "Is Life Worth Living?" has established a bureau in Londo where men who have no engager* nta for an evening may register themselves, i-s "disengaged dlnors," and there may bo sought by hostessos who have invited fourteen, but whom an unlucky clmu&e has set a-trembling through fear of having tku'teen at a table. This is real progress.-New Orleans Picayune. I.Ike, Yet Unlike. 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