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High Point Enterprise, The (Newspaper) - September 1, 1976, High Point, North Carolina12c High Point Enterprise wednesday. September i 1976 i Dallas furniture store s Don t get left on the 10-Yard line. Shop Early for touch Down savings in every department taking if slow horseback Riding is much More fun for the horse and rider when the temperature comes Down As it has recently in the High Point area. Liz Millis and her horse took advantage of the respite from the summer s taxing heat recently along a Road in Davidson county. Photo by Sonny Hedgecock equal rights amendment needed for male species it has always puzzled me that humans want to live a Long Long time. Life is a repetitious movie More Laden with failures than successes we waste the first 20 years growing and becom ing educated the next 20 Are a maniacal struggle for Success the third 20 Are spent trying to prevent old age. The final 20 assuming that there is a final 20 Are an arithmetical Victory. We grow old having no friends because we outlived them. The sports Page of the octogenarians is the obituary column. Old people love medical articles like How to have fun with your sex life after your heart dying can be and How to take your oxygen tank on a Mountain 1 have been thumbing through a summer Book called How Long will i live9" by Lawrence gallon Larry has been writing health and Medicine for a couple of Hundred years in the Book he Points out that nine out of every 10 men admit they would marry the same women but three out of every Lour females shout a thunderous no in truth if the equal rights amendment is to be the Law of the land it will have to do something for men. They work harder they die sooner. Right now there Are 5.5 million More women alive in the . Than men. Widows outnumber widowers 3-to-l. The women by devious and delightful Means kill off the men. In the first year of life 25 per cent More males die than females. In the 70s, it is 35.7 per thousand for the ladies 60.5 for the men gallon who is prepared to drop All men Down the Drain says the male addiction to sudden death also applies to rats. Mice pigs and other higher animals. A girl dog o proteus 0 to an mor Nair Ove k 1 i framed Iner be5aed icia1 Macnees Lac v More alleviates tryst 20 rowing peruse corded an Small a j guis name i Lear ing Ince str n no As nun run French j pub Dunk so Catisi 16 59 54 55 56 i r no Iii it let will live longer than a Mutt men. Take heart. You Are five to 20 times More vulnerable to heart diseases in Middle age than your ladies. Only in the Field of cancer do the women draw abreast excuse the expression of the men females have a slightly greater risk of cancer until they reach age 65. At the Point the sexes Are equal it May be the Only Way in which men get a fair shake. Lung cancer hits men four and a half times As frequently As women however some of the women have Learned to inhale cigarettes All the Way which Means that Blue smoke emerges from the toes. This will equal the danger in time. When my wife smokes our dog coughs pneumonia and influenza hit both sexes equally hard. Only 33 per 1.000 persons douse their lights with these diseases. Years ago tuberculosis brought a lot of Young people to a bad end. Today it is a rarity five per deaths for males two per 000 for girls there is a morbid interest among americans in assess ing How one is going to Fly off into the great perhaps. Men and fortunes Rushing off to doctors to find out what the Odds Are that they May live one More year. The doctor of course does t know he in t god. He makes an intelligent guess and rushes off with your Money to another Doc Tor to find out if he is going to last one More year. Most men feel that women Are poor Drivers. The chances that a male will die in an Accident Are 61 per thousand population for females 36 per thousand. After the age of 65, women stand a better Chance of dying of an Accident but it s not in an automobile. In a Bubble Bath they fall on their Heads. As you know the female hormone is called oestrogen the male is Androgen. Once again the men got the Short end of the stick. Androgen sit there and do nothing. Oestrogens lower the fatty Content in the blood and arteries and enable females to live on and on and on granting them Many years in which to drop Flowers on their husbands Graves. And what happens when the oestrogen stops a a the women take oestrogen tablets which As Gator says keep the breasts firm the Bones hard the Muscles and skin nothing is equitable about the sexes. The ladies have the Edge All the Way. No wonder my old Man said As he approached his 50th wedding anniversary the longer we live together the More your Mother looks j As though she s my Bookcase bunk Beds Choice of 3 styles 2 mattresses and 2 Springs included not Ordinary bunk Beds these 3 Are Bookcase styles and they re Complete with mattresses they re easily converted to twin Beds. Choose the slim panel style shown Large spindle or Wogon wheel bed at special savings similar to illustration use As twin Beds when you buy any Dinette priced from. 9 199 buy the size Dinette that fills your fam ily s needs. 5, and 7-pc. Sets Avail Able. Choice of new colors Chrome and All popular finishes. Deluxe King size storage cabinets each Dallas furniture store 215 n. Centennial 882-2654 shop 8 . Friday night til 7 . Credit terms available free parking 6

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