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High Point Enterprise (Newspaper) - June 22, 1976, High Point, North Carolina At wit s end husband does t understand by Erma Bombeck the Way the demonstrator in the department store captained it the Only thing that stood Between thin and me was a Doorknob you just booked the pullers to a Doorknob attached them to your Ankles and wrists and exercised your Little heart out i had to believe that she was living proof if that girl had drunk a bottle of Creme soda and turned sideways she would have looked like a thermometer she said just is minutes a Day with this Little exerciser and i too would be Able to walk on the Beach without children tagging along for Shade. I hesitated at first then thought it would be Nice to have thighs that dido i look Uke pockets Knees that did t mouse and a stomach that would Stop laughing at the same time i did from past experiences too painful to relate i have Learned never to have the family around when you re going the self improvement route so. I wanted until the House was empty and unpacked my harness i Don t want to be dramatic but if John Wayne took As Long to Saddle a horse As it took Tor me to figure out i stretched out on my Back and began hoisting or legs into the air by pulling my arms Down i had gone through about five or six of these lifts when i experienced pain pain thai can Only be caused by a door slamming into your Skull Are you Okay Quot asked my husband compared to what Quot this is a dumb question Quot he said but what Are you sup posed to be stretched out on the flow with strings attached to your arms and legs dangling from a Doorknob a Don t Tell me i got it a fit Marionette a i am trying to use Muscles i have never used before Quot i panted a that sounds like a reasonable idea Why Don t you use the head muscle that warns you not to Ile town in the path of a door that opens it on your head a Quot Quot of you Are fun laced giving advice Bug it s going to Burt your head when i go How about my putting a sign on this one a caution wide Load Quot or Locking it or putting a hinge on you so that you swing open with the door1 where Are you going1&Quot have you Ever tried to walk out of a room gracefully dragging a door behind you1 bridal Shower Given for Suzanne Kennedy Suzanne Kennedy Bride elect of Patrick Hauser of Advance was honoured at a bridal Shower on Friday evening by mrs Carla Lawson the event was held at the mime of mrs Lawson. 911 Pine Cir the Bode elect was presented with a Corsage of hand layered White Gladiola pedals the hostess presented the honoree with a stand up Hibachi the Mel area was decorated with arrangements of Multi color petunias special guests included mrs a c Kennedy and mrs t e Hauser mothers of the bridal couple in Nancy latest arrivals Matthew Yates or. And mrs Timothy h. Yates of 2145 River Meade or Are parents of a son. Matthew Ray the child was bom on june la at High Point memorial Hospital. Mrs Yates is the former miss till i Dick of High Point. Amy Sneed or and mrs James l Sneed of i. A Archdale announce the june 17 arrival of their daughter. Amy Michelle the baby was bom at the High Point Hospital. Marcina Ford or and mrs. Raymond Ford of i. 2. Trinity Are parents of a daughter mar Etna Yvonne who was bom on june la at the local Hospital. Nathan Mincey or and mrs. Harley Levoide Mincey announce the birth of their son Nathan Aubrey who was bom on june 9 at University medical Hospital in Charleston s c mrs. Mincey is the former miss Vicki sue Stratton of High Point. Michael Swaim or and mrs. Michael l. Swaim of it s. Thomasville announce the birth of a son Michael Lawing jr., june 16 at the High Point memorial Hospital mrs. Swaim is the former Janie Smith. Sarah per visa daughter Sarah Elizabeth was bom on june 17 at the local Hospital to Rev. And mrs. James a per vis or. Of 601 Domino. Roger Oglesby or. And mrs. Richard Oglesby of 1500-a, Davis ave. Announce the arrival of a son Roger june la at the High Point Hospital. Mrs. Oglesby is the former Deborah rorie Clark sister of the Bode elect and Lynne Hauser. Sister of the bridegroom elect Twenty guests presented gifts to the honoree and refreshment v of Orange and Lime Sherbert were served miss Kennedy and or Hauser will be wed july 24 at Tanglewood Park Clemmons body needs water your body system needs extra water in hot weather whether or not your thirst increases. Drink water often even when you Don t feel the urge is the advice offered in a recent publication for physicians among other suggestions offered Are drink plenty of water when you Are exercising avoid outdoor physical activity Between to a in and 2 p in. Whenever possible when you exercise in the heat take a 5 to minute break every half hour. Happy gives hush hush picnic Washington it Wensi the worker bees among Senate red Cross ladies a those faithful members who show up regularly every tuesday morning on Capitol Hill to Roll bandages or new layettes for the red Cross a had a hush hush picnic luncheon As guests of their nominal Leader Happy Rockefeller the picnic on the ground of the vice presidents residence was strictly off the record because it was restricted Only to the Senate regulars. Not included were Queen bees like Marlon javits Juan Kennedy and several wives of former senators who show up twice a year a once when they entertain the first and again when she entertains them at the White House. As a special Bonus vice president Rockefeller appeared to say a few words Quot is he starting his goodbye Early or hoping against Hope to remain on the ticket Quot a democratic wife wondered. Severely neurotic people act strangely dear Ann the letter from the Man who did t believe sum women actually beat up their husbands hit very close to Home it Alto gives me an Opportunity to get something off my Chest i be never mentioned it to a soul. Please. Arni. No Nam or City must appear with this letter. My sister confided in me several months ago that her husband insists that die hit him with a Belt when he does something that displeases her she said at first she was shocked and refused to do it but he begged her until rite agr m Hen she hits him he often says a harder i deserve ii a a or. Don i Stop i Ness More a this has been going an for five wars she Beata him about every two or three months afterwards she says he is wry Loving and Sweet and behaves like an Angel for several weeks to All the world they appear to be an Ideal couple what do you make of it1 a strictly entre Nous dear Nous the Guy is sick like wry a Mother probably beat him with a Belt when he was growing up and Perjon All he has an uncontrollable urge to go tack to those Days there Are zip this up 9460 to j 20vi zip into tins Princess Par suit and up away or a care i in Day tin summer slimming lines plus the must altering Pant Art sup vets a tend pattern 9/60 halt sizes to 12 a. A a of a 18 a a a j0 s sue 14 j bus 371 top 2 Ltd 4b&Quot Paats Send Bloo for each pattern and 3fir for each pattern for first runs airman handling Send to Marian Martin 4 pitied dept the High Polo Enterprise 232 wast Lith St Nee York. By Loon. Prist name to dress. Zip size my style number How to get More Ign your Money Send non Tor new Spring summer Catalon save up to too on the clothes you sew yourself. Free pattern Tou too Send 75c now 4 knit Book $125 instant Money crafts St of instant fashion Bosk is of instant sewing Book $1 of a a Rah Huffman Point and Wal covering co t. M a vips re Senu Ihm Guilford optical co. A free parking a enter from main St. Neat to building 6s4 of o Telephone North main St a a \ 885-2647 serving lint area a a Ltd 194/ Large a left Iron at Laten i Cothren in Frame let it fill year Anni pretension for Glatte four registered opticians to serve you Jack Southerland Hoyt Wilson j Aubrey Bowman Garland Pugh i More people like that around than you think smally Al a the wife who warn to be beaten it a interesting that severely neurotic people seem to marry partners willing to satisfy the neurotic dear Ann i found a definition for Success in a Library Book at the great lakes naval training Canter about 25 years ago i Taw re copied it Many times because i carry it in my Wallet and have worn out several perhaps you would like to share it with your readers no one seems to know who wrote it Success to laugh often and Tow much to win the reject of intelligent persons and the of fee Kin of children to earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends to appreciate Beauty to find the Best in others to give of one s self. To leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child a Garden Patch or a redeemed social con Ditton. To have played and laughed with an thus is am and Sung with exultation to know even one life has breathed Auster because you have lived this la to Haw succeeded a a devoted Reader dear Reader i printed that Beautiful definition of Success in my column several years ago but it is Well Worth repeating thank you for tending it atone dear Ann Landers is there anything wrong with Quot a oui kissing ? i m sure you know what i mean older people Call it French kissing my Boyfriend says ifs a health Basa re i say it Tan i we Are both exposed to a tot of people during the Day but we usually Taw a couple of drinks before we engage is soul kissing i contend that the alcohol to enough to kill any germs that might be in a person s Mouth i become wry upset when he begins to lecture me about How unsanitary my kisses Are please print this letter and your answer and i sure Hope you Are on my Side a Sarasota kisses dear Sarasota soul kiss Meta no More of a health Hazard than brother sister kissing unless one cd the parties has an infectious disease heavy pelting after a few drinks could Lead to another problem pregnancy going to a wedding1 giving one or standing up in one1 even if you re already married Ann Landers completely new a the brides guide a will answer questions about today s weddings for a copy Send a Dollar Mil. Plus a Long self add rented stamped in Tope 24 cents postage to Ann Landers. To Box 1400. Elgin. Ill 60120, printed pattern one hour open r 6ro Mumm. 630 a to m it Cut a a a a a i clean on saturdays for our customers who missed our sunday 1/3 Price and. Ralph a to a appliances Ralph saunds Sec. Washington 83-34 2 Barby owns we bought pm by the truckload to Sci. Pm por less big savings month of june Philco color portables 15&Quot Soud state inline tube special $32995 big savings during june Philco a cold guard refrigerator Freezer saves up to on electricity for lifetime of ref Moo All Sites save or to Aii colors 150 it Low prices of the to. Lime of to our own factory service everybody s talking about our Good deals lowest prices in town ill an ail sometimes people feel alone about applying for a Home loan. They should t. Our Home loan applications Are ready and waiting. And we re ready to answer any questions you May have. We be been making Home Loans to High Point area families since 1912. You could be next. So come in this week. Lenoch Wmk Mem Mumm Piedmont us of our Dativo in window. Or Park from in our big loll Cau 883-4116. 700 North Mair cbhh4

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