High Point Enterprise Newspaper Archives Dec 12 1973, Page 8

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High Point Enterprise (Newspaper) - December 12, 1973, High Point, North Carolina A High Point Enterprise. Wednesday december 12,1973 yuletide stereotypes it would t be Christmas without them by Hal Boyle new York a Christmas wont seem like Christmas if the following things Don t happen a majority of americans will agree that Christmas has become too commercialized a and then go right on deeper into debt than Ever buying each other presents. One million grandpas will weep with nostalgia As they Tell their four million grandchildren How in the Good old Days when they were children a kid was thrilled if he Only got a Bright fresh Orange in his Christmas stocking. The four million grandchildren will conclude that either grandpa is an awful liar or that kids must have been awfully dumb in those Days. A robber dressed in a Santa Claus costume will hold up a Bank and get away with the loot. Another one dressed the same Way will try the same thing but his escape will be foiled when he is tackled and captured by a genuine Street Corner Santa. Four fireman and 12 policemen working As department store santas will be recognized by their captains and brought up on charges for moonlighting while on sick leave. Ten million husbands will get As gifts neckties they Wear to a dog show. Two husbands will get exactly the kind of ties that Delight them but Only one will get to Wear his. The other will die of Surprise. Two Days before Christmas an ambitious Young congressman will get a lot of applause for proposing that the playing of a Jingle Bells in Public be banned for to years. An exhibition Stic Young lady in Chicago will be arrested for strolling nude Down state Street except for a Santa Claus outfit consisting Only of a pair of Black boots a pair of red mittens and a Long White Beard. Ten thousand stenographers will be Given a raise shortly after the first of january because they helped the Boss have a real Good time at the annual office Christmas party. Fifty thousand stenographers will decide they a be smart to look for another Job because they gave the Boss a bad time at the annual office Christmas party. Four out of five cheapskate Guys who Are tired of their girl friends will break up with them to avoid buying a present. Many people but still a minority will go to Church and worship Jesus whose birthday Christmas is. Apparel factory outlet j Register for a Miki Bike and five $10.00 gift certificates store hours . To a.m.-9 . Sat to a.m.-6 . Prizes to be Given away december 22 come in and shop our wide selection of first Quality and slightly irregular merchandise do your Christmas shopping at Blue Bell amp save mens Denim jackets a first Quality and irregulars $7.69 9.29 misses knit tops and blouses a first Quality merchandise by a town Ano country boys Denim jackets a first Quality a lined amp unlined $5.75 8.98 mens knit shirts a first Quality a zippers amp Button ups $4.13-8.37 misses sucks and jeans a first Quality and irregulars $4.41 -10.89 boys knit pullovers a first Quality a great gift items $2.36 3.27 Large selection of men and boys Denim jeans $3.44 6.83 girls Slacks and jeans a first Quality and irregulars $4.22 6.01 girls knit tops and blouses a first Quality and irregulars $1.99 a 2.66 shop our Large selection of kiddie girls and kiddie boys clothing sizes i to 7 2902 n. Main St. High Point . Plenty of free parking you i Banka Dericard. Welcome me j we a a a a a can 9 Ink save you Money on your gift shopping come see Jergens lotion giant 20 of. Bottle with pump great stocking stuffers amp save s2.45 when you buy 52? % a i a bottle of 50 ,. Sine Aid a s Eon sinus headache i so my value v $1 33 in trouble gift set w after a Cologne a $6.00 value bracer Jit photo display h cube to v j i 4 to a % n 3 kinds of skin bracer suggested retail $2.75 save 76�?~ s0ap-0n-a-r0pe % Brut 33 a s2.00 value $149 _ olo spice a si.50 value $114 Burley a s2.50 value $189 Mennen skin bracer $ left hand Bohle a $3.25 value �2� bag of bows 25 redi tied bows in an a ask 88c value save 56 32 i be sure to Register in our store for the fam 1974 Vega Kam Mbacke Givin away Christmas eve do. 74 is. V 1 v 134 n. Maini High Point % 19 Sale Thomasville

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