Page 5 of 29 May 1977 Issue of Florence Morning News in Florence, South-Carolina

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Florence Morning News (Newspaper) - May 29, 1977, Florence, South CarolinaPhysical fitness i can t stand you Florence morning news sunday May 29, it All started a few months ago during one of writing room. We figured they re a Little bit those skirmishes with the Ford. No Ihl Sisol Young to watch someone having labor pains going to another car Story they Are permitted to slip notes under the door however and our five year old daughter Lead already sent me four or five i love yous. There was another Rustle at the door and i by Gene Smith a Gasket had worn out up where the Cha us pipe connects with the engine and All the bolts were Frozen. A socket wrench iwo extensions and an hour of pulling and yanking failed to break them Loose and finally i gave up and went inside. My aging decrepit father in Law Lac 44 disappeared inert returned five minutes Laler to inform me that the Job was finished. No he lied toying with a Flimsy looking Box end wrench. Huh. Some weeks later i was lying on the living room floor when my son strolled in and plunked himself Down on top of me. We eyed each other for a while Ihnn he began poking me in the stomach experimentally. He said. Being boing huh. After that it was my wife whose Reading Lucils May yet turn me against women s lib. She d read in this Magazine see. Where men begin to deteriorate As they approach 30. I told her. She argued look at then Fol Lowed a dissertation on my receding hairline expanding Waistline Ami Oiler deficiencies to which 1 had t fell obliged to do Vole a great Deal of attention. Face she concluded. Huh. Then there was the time we decided to play a game. said Gene excitedly. Sherry you and Mommy and i la be on a Cam. And daddy you re a huh. 1 he crowning Lowca Oneone evening while 1 was working on the great american novel. The kids for the record arc l allowed in the paused to pick up her latest missive. Here is the note uncut and unedited. Single 1 roared. You re doing just Fine she said soothingly t smiled a grateful smile my ego having been properly saved and started to leave the room. Snicker. I hooey on All of pm. All my adult life i be been cursed with he ally relatives. My parents Lake three mile walks. My sister was map in High school. Sherry can do yoga Cales thenis anything so Long As sire finds it in a Magazine. The kids Are disgustingly trim. One brother in Law is or was a Star High jumper. The other one jogs four Miles a Day. All my cousins look like something that step Ped out of a health manual. But i la show pm. By july Huff i la be up to 30 up slips. By August puff that mile s going to seem like a walk in the Park. And next gasp Winter i la be a new Man. A the sense of accomplishment. Of the thrill of right now though physical file ass makes to sick. Death penalty opponents had Good question Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is Good question. Anal Wason a Button opponents of the death Penally Bill wore around the Sale House this session before on capital punishment. At first i to bought she was giving me some sort of ultimatum bul finally it Sank in. If it was an ultimatum it did t make any sense. If you interpreted it As an in Gramma i ical Insull. That did it. I know How to take a hint. The push ups began almost immediately 10 a Day for the first week 15 a Day for the next two. 20 Starling today. I put a great Deal of Effort into not recalling those Days in Basic training when could Knock out 35 or 40 with out even working up a sweat. Push ups of course Donetto nothing for the Waistline. So last week the running began. Each evening rain or Shine i Chase my paunch for half a mile. Then i Limp Home and Tell my smirking family How 1 used to run two Miles without getting winded. Sherry s been her usual sympathetic self. It s getting a Little 1 wheezed the outlier night fishing for a word of encourage ment. It s All that Coffee you drink at she began. Just you i Cut in. By fall i la be faster than a speeding Bullet with sugar in she continued wrinkling her nose. More powerful than a pres

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