Alden Times (Newspaper) - September 12, 1890, Alden, Iowa
THE CHICAGO WORLD’S FAIR
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'*r VhI n'ar Ali i left n*> I'lMra for «adi)*M
TliRta i.Jirld* WliitR Had IHought t« light I att forma aa •«<et a* f'n
t’f which COUR* thought ll rt«a th*y t ugh-TJiua ah .wing tl.®ui»>iv®« its
haw oruga ann »t lek I rig (Heelers j ‘HW- Sheee awn hoot*
Ami halt a and root#,
And tt>,.ly lh* old ■min
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And rata ar I 'rains Theta a ’-et* a lakR.at ridltw) Wa take a aea;
Th® extraction of teeth in u*nsllvao-mrn pealed by a -dight flow of blood. which ordinarily cease* Imfor® tho patient |nit* th® dentist’* otVre. Where this lr ri t th® coos, or whcr® tho hemorrhage break* out afr®«h whoa medical I vie® it not at hand, it should Im borne in mind that th® first and n.o*t natural check ii tip clotting of th*1 Mood in she cat tty, and this should not lr® disturb® I. ‘att % ant®r in IZoo-/ liouttrk **, cr. lf lr ll necessary to ritiR® th® mouth, bt it I ® don® "very carefully ... hr not to di-bwlge th* riot, if or .• in fcrmu.g. Where this do®* not on or, th® first reconr*# should l>® to an astringent, and tannin 1 * ' ■ st f all lf thai im not at
hand, finely pow®rad alum sa til answer Tor*, a cli. burnt mr . may l*e sprinkled over th® surface, or a little ball of Spider's w.’b, lightly pr®aa®d into the wo rid. may answer th® purjiose when oilier • ans fail, a,* this pe-t of every housekeeper is aa invaluable styptic.
I.* addition to nom® of th®-*®, a com* preRA n..-tv I ® nee®* ary, and an article whi! ii will ariRw. r all purpose* mar las mad® for att emergency bv cutting a ' 'hnped lit i i s cork cif th® right
of* li’tru.,i i|i,i>
An t gboati nf rhein*
And fan -yf Bek I* win.trow*,
torn! me inur flfw
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Winona, 111., foal, Warranted 95 Pmr Cent. Fuel.
DF Ah BU IN
itll .enAion . lo t I. over lh® wotuidetl Kin. rbi.s may Im lightly pressed into place bv the teeth of the other jaw, a* ! .a* it I* appl:< d a pl* dget of lint or similar dressing may properly be fitted to IIM carity, though often * th® eom* prcRR .lone will pro®# effectual. It is ti-cf ii, also, in A .rlirio.R, to maintain
'I 11 dtion of th® ; attent, cither
sitting or Mending W arm foot baths ar* a1 • helpful. wi ll friction of tho • >w <-r limbs, to divert the blood from th® head is much a* practicable These iits ottons and suggestions at ply, of course, to Rtti h occasions a*, ye luirw ti calmant in the absence, or awaiting th® arrival, of th® family physn urn or th dentist.
GRAIN,Seeds & Coal
JU A HK J. WURST,
Attorney end Conn*® I or et taw.
Prompt *ttentloa *t« rn to*- ll® t on* rt» ®e p *r I tin % tin* ll* t* to re, Alden, lf er lit* vouaty, iowa.
Heavy and Shelf Hardware
2 "IMM iud Tibia Citliry, Tinware & Woodenware,
ta* I irs** I aag’ftnwdEvfocA ct
M tHEjflHG STOVES i BAUGUS
ll.«i’Hr at ( nae In I’otnt.
There w is a funny incident out in ode of our in dlect ial tuburim, which dnl note mr to help the Christian scions# do. trim*. The on-arr* nos rut in tliia wic a [ nm anent expositions
of th® ii.H ill:.....f Christian science was
invited bv a numb®r of ladle- in one of the suburbs w in had ti.*, ome mtere-ted in thew® deetrme® end went®*! an authoritative et t o,ition .lf thorn, to .-ome out at.d talk on the subject. Hhe cairn , and ! ('gnu her addr. »•* in a small lecture room.
“I.adi ’s," -he aid. “I wish to im* pros* ti J* >r: your in i nils tho fact that nothing < ii ts as if up pear-* to uh to
• inst. Ail matt r ut ann al; it la a
• I I . '..iii, • hid!’ic! Hat mn. Nothing is ...alter—all is mind Ami this truth docs not 'ij j ly un rd; to rhat it culled ■ Ii-..is,, a ii *1 it pl ®'oi . • a lh.* more .j In.ary things a1**ut us ar** as much hailnrioutiona as so I ailed dis. ane. I will give an illustration.
•Whtordar I whh t»i gaged in housework, and I had occasion to cut up and prepaid a number of quince®. Now,
• oil all know flow terribly quinces are 'ipjawed to stain and blacken th® hands. For day’ and days. under th® old thought, I ha.® Worn u. on my lingers the dark stat! s mad® by paring quinces. Well, as I worked over tho o juin.-. s yesterday, | aring, I nattering, handlii g them. I thought: How- f.-»l-iah, now, to siipjMnse that thens unreal, unsubstantial, nonexisting things silo lid tam my ban Is ’ and I resolved J that they should not -tain mr hat,de, and that I would not l.s.k it my finger*
I until my work was over aud then would ! find them perfectly dean. Well, la-■ rite®, not only did I par® and quarter j tho<« quince*, but after I had inn*
, pieta! them I had occasion to out ami ' prepare a nniaberof tomatoes, and nu know how dreadful the; are anppo od j to lie. I oared rn.'.-tomato®*, cut them and sliced them, handling them fred all th*’ tune; win I wan all don® with I*'th I rinsed my md* arni looked at them, and the* v. ,* perfectly cl. an and w hit®, wijh not a -fin nj OU them."
When th® “scientist" had readied the *tage of the tomato®* the women of the audience began to 1. ok wonder ingly and aiginfieantl at one another, and when sn® announced the miracle, handkerchief* were stuffed into months all over the Ii' hall, and cheat* were he*ling with suppressed laughter lining in col adorable part housewives the tallies w that in the nature oi mere material things the juice of t uiatoe* will wash away anil utterlv r« move th® stain of any other fruit whet* soever, and that after cutting up tomatoes not a vestige of the uudace stain (Muld have 1k>®h left u]s>;i the woman s hands. Christian *ci®nc or no t hiis-t'an scieticw —Bait Urn Tran*< i j.f,
ObaniRil m Thslr Own
On tbs* Fourth of July, after the air-*hip ascension had probed a failure, a man approached 1‘ C. < 'anpbaU, th* inventor, and said "Mr Caiwpbdl, that was an excellent ase®! -t >u. allow me to ct pros* mv ap) r®« fatton of it,"
% d he ti p sited a k*® y in Mr. tam pis'll * liaml. \Tr. Campbell gravely thanked him, aud a se*\iud man cam® up aud a cut through th* sam® proceedi ig aud aaa folk*wed by a thirst Then the* all vnjoved a hearty laugh Fh* inventor calmly looked al the three cetin* and re marked "Wall ma can see that I have wine cento aud l>efore I gl<« in I atli con tun* veu that I have txiueid-• latde * rile trio were to imnreeaesi with hie reply that the" Afsdogised for thai. rudeness and etprvss*d their bs
lief In turn Unfaiu Fgpgagg,
Iii • a tim* to >*#v vs sal * to kuow people thmvstghls
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J. A, BUTTON,
Notary Punic, Real Estate, laar
—.am®— INHPItANt K AGENT.
Slortest, Coiclest att! Only Direct Lute
A LU FN*, IOWA FALLH, KI. im KA, AXD CHICAGO, MILWAITCEfi AND ALL EANTEHN POINTS.
Farm loan* n*eoda:e-1 on long r ahon tim a. al low rat®* of Interest.
A tars* Ital t-f improvesl and unimproved landa for aal®.
■ a stifiss .a cazibi a gaum e situ.
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RICKSECKER'S TOOTH POWDER
A HU* Ktv.1 Hor.v-i ar IVrlv^r,
He had Wen driving a horse*car for four years, and had got a Utile bit more wary-looking every day.
“I can t stand it any longer,'’ h® *-ajd at last “I ain’t a going U> ba • anv more women hading fault aud cl ai min jr they didn’t have courteous treatment * fhi ® was a worn it/ landing ort th^ next <>onier. Instead of th.• customary ''Hide, ma'am? ' he ate] jtod hi* hor*®*, di luonntetl from hi* pereb. and going tow aud th® curbstone, lifted hi* hat and inquired:
'Do *.*ti prop.*.© maki g -m» of this vehicle to day
“Sir ” she said in t..r.es of Moonish*
I* l*r>rot»lj I r’.ii.,imv) lh* flo*vl l -*l*r la rove
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RICKSECKER'S FACE POWDER
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Ma* I.inn* aul al.aft Detl4-1.1-If.tr dory italian.
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THIS SHOUT ROUTE,
IL Her. OZtOOKarZTV
Heal Estate, CoDectioi sui Imma
Farm find Town Property
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KI. UU IC A JIM HON with th® Chicago
and Northwest* rn Hallway for Tao;* City Cedar Rapid* Clinton, ChimgA, Milw aukee I)ea Jfoinet, ( ouncll Hlufia, St Ptul. Mlnneap'di* and all point* In DakotA Nehrajtka, Kau- a and the Weat
FLIKIKA with tho Central Iowa Railway for point* North and South.
ION A FA LLS with the B . C. R AN.
and lllm -it Centnl Railway*, for 'Yater I**®, Dubuque Fort Dodrv and Stott* City
b «r alt inforation *f«vut Freight oi Pa**engr r lute* apply t» our local agend cr addr*»» the t* neral Freight and Faa-Vtiger Agent at Eld- ra, Iowa
JOHN PORTCH. W. S. PORTH,
tMm I New if re. «. g. ml P. A.
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And til kill, a , *. frail. ! iaago * Thar*.a Jai va u aa Aint ( hi DOS'- I? a*
And blade* fr* I., ar Paula
Hot urn w®ui I Ar To reel my *-,<•» la ,luu2b*r , Hut when I *t*-i>
Am onward aa* i t
Rf paopto wlth< ut uumt-r.
Anauwt HOW I. m Than ar* l*ef -Al reach me tither nn>:;< ti; fieri inaaal,* . I And rlflrd on®*
To aetll* uatl’Riv '*■ *;!**.
Her® I tm. a of Iii *•
And alc Ii* red mine And taunt** lo reed a arr , Here la*! Mr alg.M.
To my deligh1 Free lur*. I. of Maut aud gra* J
“Do you wi?h to ri.lv* in thi* hor*©-. . ar ' If s.y, I will gladly . soort vim to it. pro. -lr® vc a <..■ and hand yo sr fare to the conductor. I aim to
BANK OF ALDE?
BUU. BIRDSALL A SOB.
Aldan, Hardin Countv, Iowa.
**\Vb , I oc'*t L*"xrd such inijH'rti* HenceV sh* stammered. “Idul \nteml ri.litig on • .ar <ar. but I hall cir* tainly unit for the revt r.e And you: may oxj.er-t % complaint from me at tho •uperinteudent’i office ooacerning your conduct, dr.”
He remounted the *»t< »»I and pulled hi* h it d 'Wli over his ey*--
•• ba. . t uo Us® t<• ddup I” was all he -aul. - rFay/imyfou /’rid.
r ut WATloxa.
lh* dignity ,.f oat iou* ,
And hillier -tray And cs I stay —
The pe>-|>ltt of all stations,
The Hugs afar,
At I,.in* who jar A (kl clash in kingly trouble.
Her* with I baar dana Ars Uke 11 * mal. a Two ts y • Uiey'rv aleeitfn^ doubla.
Th* aaU. >US come I rom every ty*ine
I j at*an i-tot, car. and carriage;
I be birt 4 swain.
Hit girl th® asitia,
And it. ss hound up In marriage.
flat* l usaiana are
And the Tartar Her* i»raa»k and I»uu-h uoiled ,
H*r>- hnvllahuKn I Ort African
KsjolM ai*! are deligliUsi.
Her® Kw I ag sud' Jut,
11** f>t n.4iina». »®o
I.ii*- IU- Mici'taa* I lost*. I** ill thrit*. I yr*
I s. u ^!»*
WHI* varus ct gfco>i aug ban she*.-PERFUMES
EXCHANGE BOUGHT and SOLO.
iM UjrtChiDtf Rh**lad.
T#ftrh#rt i»n<l \
That “excellent th . in woman" — and rn tu.k'i ai-o, w he t in the ac hoi *1-the “ge-itle" '"leo. tl"Ugh not tit*, en.*univ -sufi“ cr “Iou." ia a in* Ana of grac® to teache and taught alike. I ®w t* acher* realize how accurately their a ain or Ions rn influence eau )•© measured bt the juulity • f the tone 11^
hich they talk. There in no excuse t *r the hart I, -harp. r&aping tone hq cunam.*u *s to l*c usually reckoned one
ai the chariu-te.istics ..f a “scho«>l*
rn* am " »-•#<* ii. the ’«ol»i®*l ruoui of among the 1 "st unruly < hildtvii. The I** »l "iJBiii* Miiulibns rn rant ur d"ca not hold gwnd in *u- h a ca*®. Scream* lug aud •boating at children is to m ike di mi ns even of little angel-, and they must l*e angelic, indeed, who eau cg-.apt* suc-h transformation The teach* et -I.* .Hilt know how to tuak® diet iud* uest serve in place id' force, to the end of sparing lier own throat and the nerves f her pupils /.lidos*’ ifuwie Juurttal
LANO OF FLOWERS I
Ce! I ar tie es Made a ipertaJt;
—THUS IS Ut —
Cement and Lima
As article rn a •cieutitie palier tells "how to prevent railr»Md accident a." Another way is to abolish the railroads and travel by water.