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Alden Times (Newspaper) - July 25, 1890, Alden, Iowa ' ■ /-'■■r*S!"mm!/ ♦xsfb VO Ll.NI K XIII.ALDEN IOWA, FRIDAY, .II’LY 2.'), 1«»". NI MBER 18. BUSINESS DIRECTORY J = CHURCHES. OONORrOATIONALmrRCn S*r»1e*s MOH Sabbath at ll e'clocft a. rn. ffvndwr beb-el at It ta -' wweh Bai.bath stwbIhj. lur J <1.    Ii I> , pant <r OE HK AN NL R tlttTRCH Serries »r*rj Rn!, tar a* IO JO o'«M a rn Praa. Ling •fury «*h*r* Hon.Ut School at It a in *T#t* Run.Ujr Prwrrr luvMtitig arar? TtiursJwy stowing at 7 o'clock. OE UM AN LUTHE RAH rflPRrn •urrlcaa ♦Tart Habhath at I -J J o'ci «-* a. m. Hun lajr •chun! imujsvlistwljr aflat morn lug swrvtrvis. II It CSC Hen Hot .I W Fourth, Pastor ftorvi a# atari Sunday at ll ii . -k a. rn and •if pm. Clat'malting at I1 clo-I a in •T *rv Ubbttk I‘ra»#r mwntlug Story l uri la; ar, I I bura lac stoning*. SIMPSON t consm ——DEAI.BRU IU a-- Giain, Lint Sink COAL, ALDEN, -    -    IOWA SOCIETIES. Winona, IU., foal, Warranted 05 Per Cent, Furl. RADIANT LO DOR, No ma. a F a a U, MUI rr.• at in r«tftilar a minim* ai I n on th* I rl-<1at ar nm* on or bater* Ilia full tn<««, at rn a nt ll tit. Ai tan. Iowa X’l ti ti ag hrstiitoii ar* cor!;* I, ! nill al Ll atta.,I. b L. I late* W k.j It W I r slkct, Scaratarr ALDEN LIDHAIlY AND Bl! ADI VO Tiooxf-In L. vn. I Hoi; Im* 0|>rn ai arr lay an I • , Nnnlaf mri lr I Yswrl) SIO * rip ti-th. i i anta. Ut*. I' E lurry PrssiJ.i-t, BU, laittlv Taylor, S«Kf< Awry ALDEN LODI IE. Vt    AA I ODE    M*.t, •▼ary ’.tain « lay storing at lr lay , Hall VUItlr.c l r. ti,ran ar., ..Dally tun: J tv at-Mat. i. I. ll. Join *, tine rn*, wry. AL: EJC Lo POK No    I-A A. O TW    M.*.f* At Buoy'* Hall. I., ic. ar tucs-tlngs    I ai l liat l j .tar an .It , of aa, h Hi nth AU WI," ti II in nu ar . , -.tlwllr tnnt. I to at tat* Et n , r*, VI AA , J roujlmiou. Ba-Curd r I ii.11 » Lormi F No I K of r Xboflr.irt th* t i*t an i ttiir I I in I iv un rung* • f aa* h att «t. lh in I lUr a Hail. a..ring Km, bt* al. •rata w.    M J.    I nun. C. t.    I. L. VI MHT, h of ii ani .H. PETER UkYLOR, -DEALER IN - MAUK J. FrilltY, A I torn#, and f.ulnar tor at T aw Pr> rn t Btl* ti. n art an tm- Ile f fin* OS*TM I t.e a Urn a t, a M< ie. A Men. II .ii.ii JouDtj, Iowa. Live Stock, GRAIN, Seeds & Coal. ALDEN, IOWA. p r FRISBIE. M. D. Pkjralclaa and Snrgaoa. Al Un I we UK ca over hr at n. a Hart wart Ut >r« T. J. RICK, ~~'““==! BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER. Agral /Arr Vdli.ntii tlnam.Aln 1.4a# amit Oar* •nun InMrnaw Ila., mf AWoparf. IU. I e-n tell Gt*amshlp t chria. ani can tiring your titan Ii. r •• nil tht u, A,way. ready to girt* info: rn .tin, a. ^ T. J. HICK. Ai ten, la. J. A. BUTTON^ ALDEN, IOWA, Notary Public, Real Estate, Lear INN! HANCE ACIENT. WILLIAM KEATING. Dealer In Healy and Shelf Hardware Pocket and Table Cattery, Tinware 4 Woodenware, th* iarwaat aud flnaat a torii at V t HEATING STOVES & RANGES Ut the mal Vet. WILLIAM KEA TIMO. Aldea, I awm. CHICAGO, IOWA AND DAKOTA RATIj Farm loans nevo'la'e-l on Ion# or whorl ttmo at low rat** -f Internet. A .'arg* lim ol lni|>roTad and unimproved (or aal*. RICKSECKER’! II PERFUMES B B sums ii Cc*pr i»i ii quiuti ut snit Ti I fi*' vsrlHlf.ff <j* Heil* tor* ftSfci i MAA fur 4*9 ill lf I if i    * '    . .'.av r»‘* Jo* lh- rn t - >(    «i-4 »•* .    .??.    ' i.ftur' * .♦ re Th* y *r» pit f* rr* 4 ^T f * MH H *U'^*Iii-« BA I Oft. will I • her* St n i ml bo last ti ^    JM«t    tlnififGl    fur    I    Av    sea    bim! t AICXSECKER'S TOOTH POWDER ■ In. »r, • . i - r ,n »•! th. Biwa l’..w J.r in • list-, . ;ik ,r»n|.    • -ad I##th •»*c4 Lmntb in t ruby fun.- P J rn.i I-> if yoviwrs ludUrswdy sung It. RICKSECKER'S FACE POWDER ten*.i,.. . . l,,*t,..t In I .rwmrnt **»rf WI r.- TV* ' »• JTTl Bl <U»llT In • I.ll.IT, Sn. »U»V ti now. »'•• It MUI r knit J 'J » 111 *»• It atwk) k imo. lioucim, rmfUHta. mw tool Shortest, Quietest aid Oily Direct Line nrrwr.tN ALDEN, IOTT A FALLS, ELDORA, AM) CHICAGO, HIL*ACKEE AM) ALL LISTER* FOISTS. Passengers Can Save FROM 2 HOURS TO S BBT WEBB CHICCO IND POINTS ON THIS LINE BY TAKAKO THIS SHORT ROUTE. m W. emOOBJBTT, NOTARY PUBLIC, Beal Estate, ColMoi ani Insurance AGENT. AJMDEN, .... IOWA. Finn and Town Property FOR KALB AXD BBXT. BANK OF ALDEN, BENJ BIRDSALL St SON Aldan, Hardin Count*, I ut* J. EXCHANGE BOUGHT intl SOLO. Cwllei'tteua suede a Njiwlallj 4 awe J e I aaa aa He ai iatala. ROBERT HOLMES. !• an aa IN I limbo!, Brick, I Vnu'ut .uh! I UUY CONNECTIONS AT Kl.DOK k JTX MON with th* Chlcnjfo ai: i Northwestern Hailway for Tama t iv. Odar Ka| i U. t Sinton, Chicago. Milwaukee, bes Moines, Council Blunt, Si baul. Min neap*'I « an I ail pointe lo Dakota. Nebraska, k ums aud the West. KI DOK I with the C ntral Iowa Ilail- way for (pilots North and South IOWA FALLS with the B , C It AN. anil lam >!•> Central Hallway*, for Water-1 > bubu.ju* burt Dod|je and Sioux I'njr For all inforation about E'reijfht or I'a*»enger Rate* apply I « our lo* a1 ideals or a. Kl re sa the tumoral Freight and baa vouger A<*nt al Eldora Iowa JOHN PORT Kit,    W S. POUT tH, Ok. ik I Olm mo jet    U    S’    omU f A. Aloin ^ PERFUMES - — liana *•»• Fvnwaaa im Ta* LANO OF FLOWERS I DOUSSAN’S SwMt South to I ma. Sawto ataaw Ama, a.nt«a KACH IMI Cf UTA. at mo OUN aa iito tut* ara* tat .na* ITI MS UMM I SMUSi MSU I UMM I    MVAM I bVMPf At AL Film I NOU Af CL. NORI •PCM tuuoun I L IL. T Of tnt VA LL. A ¥ I • a rn -Ut RIH NIL NCCIDL A I Ha -Vi vii## I SI SUNNI li’ll ANil    x#if|    H&miM*, kiwi -- ohm a.*.A jawwMlti W *< rn f la#«L M    *v    *    awnak I **»•«• Mi A* kl.ta^ MJkWk L-nTJB IMMAX . awa ma rataaa nu««in ga, 4# * *w - k» mn Ma, hww, #> 1*111 .1,.!, A *w. A KI DB CB ll KH RAMBLE. ar M\im a i. wtiiit l h* tun hat Hunk In gK<rr I af In ’tl« w i'kl ww*» TI ■ in - ti - w.ft «iit*r in lmn< II a# tam i titan 'It* .tar. Mr I iri a'l't I krwrw walkli ti \ WD lh* gi*k*r tan* \Xt' ii tin ut.!, th* .atl.iriiii, 'taikl,eta Thcri lau. aery of jam. -ti lls-. Ii !*I rtr.1 me , -I. It ■’SII. stiff, tin XX 1,1. tv I IO*) Iii.- I,WA (us* I I- I- - • I r til UU I •’ ' ta ml . rv f,,» mr 1 •oi l i v l.tvr, i *4 I- I* 11 . Id ■ . w ■ ..... J about lh* I*(pi of hi'f chair. A fbi hap. Hinging th* iar.y Bong of "laytiin tim*,* ' hop|>»il up into th doorway, “shoo,* ahi- ort* I " I ha chu'keim ara about to I taka th | 11 *.* 'Hat that ain't grit nothin’ lo do with I * A**    m    k IU IJJ I i:m psi; \ ski;< ITAL i v oi-ir. I-, in:ad. A MKN Dill Hi np«-\ marrbd Tai Harwell than’ w in gfi-it kttr-priwe in lh - Sui bin I.blgi neigh) orhnod. Bill am wtuthy of rewpei t and « ia MN Sp - St ad J he aaa worthy »f rouhdaaca 6*. . iud in I .. ut ru*t> id with a county office. yet when ha iu*ma4 'fat Harwell ll i ra w«» htard, st i ier? turn, rn rmut« of sotaniabment. Tai w.i« i btantiful girl. an I wa* much lounger (bv Bill. b< \ form, unti Di ed br any urt. (tut with a woodmike wild* ne-k of -.avclonal ut, vu* of • \ grni’S, rind lier hair « is if gentil- mu i-ua»*. Uke tLe rippb - of a sun ray i .it h-In • ro till-1. Dan taome young fc I Iowa*-Ned Boy*, ton, n bolt- I <>t (oui bald of corn v ta this rear the hi-, it in fbe Ueigbliorhond, and l’till Highti aer, aj.n hid |U*.t built a navr doubl* log-hotikc. • alnka I and daubed, pal I davoU-d court lo the • i »uty, int when oil Bill etna along old Itll with u ii ar o i ar oui eye whom » attar kicked him 'car* ago and e»ked her to marry him, ahi shook off the tuDcbK to ii air* of the I • ante, took ui> the aarious exprekkioii of a thoughtful womau and onaented. BUI owrn d u little old loj^iouac, ut ti k up on the si Ie of a hill. and though riaved from th* country road it might her* seemed a dreary place, Ti t ataudiug iii-the ba-k door, Bill could look down an.I see the «i; I plum bushi « bending orer the cryptal water pf the creek coaid •et. a green rue i low far down th* stream aud rout I he >r the song of the rain crow. Sereral vt-ara pa*-i d The goaatpa reluctantly agreed Bill and hia wife S.*    .    .ti*- ))i*-    *    J what I ii- I-eon thinkm* o a nut you wantii to know it. bo y o : w outer know ’I on n tell me if you waul to.” “Sin ti tis * Ye*., if it ain't bad." * Db it aint bal." Be nut-ti-dc"I hi-I at, i t lightened    it SUI    1    j tlllng it down a his h- a!. took    it    nil, ami. U-- g nnlti^ to twiwt it again, - I • 'I'* I <••- ta thinkm th > t yon wins happy Din with a man ti. • don't 'predate \..iit hold ou nu i let me gel throng Sh* bal mot. I impatiently “Min t ti don't 'proc all you. and I d lieen bink til* that I won I come over bere a* d aud a-k    yon to    run    away with me. Mart 'I I please w    ut    She hill sprang i her feet. * I a et 11 •> t e ti to me a mi nit. I ulka oater think you wa* bai | v. but they know you ain't now. Tai. plea-* wait a minute You won t tell Bill. will you' ob \ on wont do that 'know. We tinder tan I • ach other, Tai, don't we-Tai, OI I si—* she * «■ haatening down the alop* toward the wild-pluru bush- a "bon t *a\ anrthitig," he shout- | #<L I»*>ti t, for if you do there ll Le trouble “What* the matter, little irir! " Bill asked that etenmg aa he w.ts eating his supper. Not!, n." “You don't jeer to Ie a* bright as usual.* “ I tho igbt I wav" ‘Butyou ain t, .Tbs: - some new « nil o ic my Nadlle-bkg* th at TI make rot] a-I utty i dress as you eke *-•• I. t.ot r,-d nu I y aller spots c«u it tbnt ai.mea like a -untiower. Look here. I.tile gal. thirst eon et bm' tho mat’-r with you aud von n- ■ iud sav th r arn t Come here now " ll- shoved bu i I ar ba k from the tai Ie tai I took her on bis hip. "You kl.ow ti. a s somethin WD*1 \ now, and you ult je-t trrin to fool    J Liven I dom not:, n to hurt your i . im s. Lave I “No." “ I hi n what's the "et ’ fib, doll! err shat way "Sh    I    on b s shoulder "You'll make    th.-ak that I ain't the    hr sort of a bu' »n I if va ; ke#p on. Mebbe I aint, tv I :    ettiu' oil an I griz/lr, and I im I co d- ooh u* uo-ho i wltile you p a t > git J Utiler an I I ntt ■ r aren day. "I ill," she 'aid, putting ber amu . I bis neck, ' to in-istn t talk — vod j Yon air th< md if vo til *W ,. HI jtne him in th aking *<>,“ sa: I Tai! of “Much obleeged." He atoovl loin ma a. anni Iii* • outlier, and, moDSg hi* hat. I car# lecaly, touched a rnaty cheese k Ie “Bob, what do von keep kich a onery-looking knife aa this for '” ‘Sharp enough to cut cheese with. I reckon, Bill.*' Yes at that s about all. Han I me that whetrock fWerthar and let me aliet the point. Blamed if I berend ant to l>e doin' somethin all the time. W all, feller*, I seed aul I, in tother we. k, while I was down m Knoxville. IL al laid orer anything I err r did see before I went to I th atar. l eer at one, Ned " “No. don’t lielicve I w ,s." •"Wall, now if you've ewt-r teen el one you’d know It, Bill replied, lnduetri-oualy wh iling the poim of the knife. “Why. it kno ks i school evhiidlion - Tiler than a a* orch* I pup I n<»ar did wee stoh a show." “Any ho*eea ta it ' BobTaBot asked “Oh, no. ii all t*i k i I c,> m , house Iii tell you how it was at ill Whetting the knif. . It was | Bvi in . regular j *-rt. i, I-like. But it lot* st-d nag tty mural. It p- ara that a rutin r old 'Blier bad mar-led a Hither vonu ■ g ii he put lh* wbet-stone on the counter . > powerful pour gal, too. Well. one tim* wn*n the old feller w I, u t itiout the, a young - ii a j * that Ii id want. I to mam her a good w|.ii* ! I fore. h- com- in and got to talkin' to r. aud the tipshot win that ho want* i ber to run iw i* with him.' I “''0,"eaid Bob Talbot. Yes ir,“ continu i old Bill, “war ted lo r to run am . k -month away w th L rn. Wall, si.-toll ber husband, bul be order laughed, L -I I. Mid Towed that didn’t Idame the filler mach Bat (ho f .n ime nftei ti, it, I he old feller stau I up here, N*-l, and let rn abow von. Hang ll, etaud up; don’t pullback ike i boss. Ii,, old Blier got bim a knife Lout i k-« th; , iud bo wont mto .» room wLur the yo-i g faller ai*, Now. roo stand r bt t i    ll- walk in this way. iud nsitlicr .-i-of them - irs , wor t. lcit stood an I In i • I at each oil., r bout like *i are dom , but all at once the old feller lifts up th* knife th;- w lyumii — Tfmr, f/nu .t .# ,/    .    untftl! ’ He pion i the knife into N'i-1 Koy-•ton s b east burel the blade in the fellow s I os, in I ae h* palled it out, wliilo Koyatnn lay on lh* floor. dstd. he turned to hi- terro -atncken friends. ,nd exclaimad: “He wanti I my wife to run away with him. ) oye! “lf you wanter hang me. ITI tie th# rope. "You don t Then good-by, ami uoJ hie** roil." t think th t w man that ever av :«# not to get n: were ha] py, that is. r. a-onably happy, for the gOsatpe never eulmul to a complete •urreuder. Out* d«y while Bril was away from home Nevi I.ceston came to the bouse. I a1 came in when she heard footsteps, and npon seeing the visitor stood (ping her hands on lier apron NU* ha I I-*»■ ti washing, and a bubble of node on her hair. catching a ia , of light, ti ished like a di iruuud “You've alout foigol me, balut yon. Tai Mir Rn-mpsey?" “So how could I forget you wheu I see you at church Ucarly every Nundayr- bill down." “Yea. you ae* rn- “ Nevi replied, netting hiuisi-lf, " ut as yon ne-e sj e*k to tne I Towed that vou had dun forgot me “ *1 u«v, r forget a friend “Much ob ige I 'iou look tired -it iowu youraef.* hhe sat dowu. Ne Ii on! tutted “You do a gov) I ileal of hard work ) Ion » ) on?" No more than auv ut ct worn in, I reckon ’ You do more thau I T let un wife do " I "Yes ai' Gut-u I >lk that w » before tho. • married. * ii.A s out* of tin in mea i wha; they aw lab or Mb ti uipsey,* * but the ut vjoi tty of them do out * “I know MOK that does. rd, if you had man v I me von never would had to • nit Ueud You lei your- toother woik * "Aes hut I woo. iu I let vou sulk ] , wieu - OU ha i rn ai • a, i me, I al lot I aku I tues happy * single hour i«u e v<>u told me thai you woul.iu t, not a single owe I Uatui ie loudoi OI J ai .in.moo pu lditt Iha-i IU vivid I hut t al k eat us v OM* a* u > e v on lo a«d that von uni iu i n. ar t y me tell Ute, tai Ut von haj pi -ttspp« a- *>,*i women I ta. hon "but moat w ninon avo t h soov d I I toll you ihut oui n t git ma l if I SIO! rn best p.V» . atis me. "I w me. child, I wa: - I to >; told him: lie-At for * few mom. .ta nj n i Mice of deep meditation, un i then. wi I, a brightening countenance, naut che. fally “Why. that ain’t nothin to .-it mad abo t. chile. Ifs ail right: and let me tell von that auv man after seem you n few reek wrb awa’-N o. to I. rn I •Y Talk* N. •luj.-s is bound to love you aud I i he would    Ic w dim    to    run    vwav iou. Why,    Ides* rnv    Bf    I    run with you in    a maut    r ti AW.    h »w ' Iced. hi n> v    von ken    t    im.    - ti <• lier for 'hat i vou vuu t »a> Anything to hun : ii J" v me, chad 111 tii*% jaewA u Ui-'er in th* w I. -o donN g vt »|{ uo nne.isiue* - hilling tun w.v- fall ag >#v*ral ’.aclu ling Ned iBo ton. wet* sittiug I. I cibol s - or* .tiler comr * Bill llvupsev ,* sad looking out ,-d UU* v liev stoa rn ll iv ut h I. as he A *>hr*w,t Irisli Hot. Dana I <)’<'uatii'll, the great Irish irratnr. when taking a rub* in the DtighisirhiMid of hi>'i-'- liad noe*--i .ii to i'k an imTtin to open a gate for hint. I lie little fellnw conijui.d with much aluv-rity, and l.iokcd tip vcvii such a i ho .est pleasure af n a-tit-nilz lilt- sligii* s.-rvioe that OVon-r i * 11. By way of saying aoniethitig — an v thing —asked **N\ ii it is v ii name. my lsiv “l'uiiel t-t onnell, ic." replied he, m-utlv. " And win A lr lathe;    i-i ,ande i the astonished l.iberatnr. " I tar lei tit. in Dell, -ir." O’C'otinell m ute sd a w »rd <ir two I-Iiia Ins Breath, and : u . added aloud : “When I s..ti agal;. I'll i .- you si'vjience." Hi Iii g In i-klv in, lie s, ,."i forgot th--incident, aud f.-!l to thi-ikmg *»f graver mat tel s when, after t:a # ling - .me miles, he to iud his path obstruct, i b-.-(voine fallen timber, wliieii a Iv.»v was stoutly 4-udeavoring to temoM on looking more eloaely, he diseoveml it to l«i tile 'ame Toy he ha i met in the morning. ‘'What " cried he. “how do yon come to I- here iiow ?" "You said, sjr, the n*-\t tim*- you -e- ii me, yond giv# me sivjt, n»-e," saul fh>-little fellow, wiping th.- perspiration from las Brow “Here it is." said Daniel; y a are my son -never a doubt of it % I ii*r !l»«* 'Iitilwtg*r. Iter, .'smith Baker, while ut Saco last We. k    I    Sd    v-f    ill expel ie he    once had    while    holding a    pastorate    near I la    Mio-:, -V V a > ... I • vl, ■ - I • ! . : iv I;' Ad 111    '    •    i    k    I I >w. t iii 'ii Baker s rev *1.- -1 i- -i/v one >i’ii ,    -    hen    the    ie. • : ,    ll    W .    ..    ,-a    a,    I    ;g    I    j    .    J I    M    I    ..iv    a t    the    funeral.    « hi, h Le    did Idtgisl to hue a hoise and ca; riage to make the journey the nearesi I'ridg** la*tug - ne di*tauv-e Up tilt liver Nothing iv vs -a1 alsuit J * mg hun either f a hi* services of hrs . v v-v Av 'tie w Urie aft* i wards i death occurred t tire family Be Si wav agent vsksl to iOlvduvt jvsruo-s, which he vial that lime ;g a man lo rot* him iuum lh. aud Again with Uo man ti. a ol J A A. Otil VI t TI • aker w ii obliged , bt did the Ills III A ii urn the ll va a 04 Abd -a Iv I • vin vet v Attid lo pa next cpi Lug Ihv .od a-av YIi u -lit i the -^‘vv 11.11 ■ ala, bv ow nags OI a ac, t Im ai Bahoi ,va* have av.iv •• Iii 10 m Si tach an av I I Aal ti As av* -a- th    I a ant Vi s■    a.- . I wit « boh via li t < * ai viand 1st Mhi LICHT MOODS*. Bid f* ut ti < bion form t vt I. rti to order The bsrfender. Tut Bp es' aitccfssfltl af ail Allotter* I Des W:' u o at sin fiow-ertiig thw lid lit the druggist Iii! -fudetu who en not pa-s en i latin st ion fix* |u»ntlv WpSfwRlwe n gr**i*f**r dirt i dtv ni ( assure tt -a1,mn. I* '    )*• a ciato If Tim v.. got to - i Auv tiotig of Bn. kin I, I- a mttd tar I ie n ;• -a mar have »**n e ansp to you. Y\ Ii ive |i , -I r**Ii iltb au'h .rtty that a -. od b ai of the till’#, pent bv voting I id I* - and gen th men m par'o: a g .es to w als; Host .N Ho spKpppFh I« nut this Builtin! ton rather diminutive ' I' lite icernati You -Lould renjetiil,er, I .adam. that ooh! tsvntisct* "I think I know now " said the man who had take-1 tile Twenty , . st pbux* for fweuty -five, “what is meant bv tho expression ‘contr.ictc I quarter* * IBI MA How sh rt* laughe I at I ogg’s stoiy a whib- ago I didn’t t very fanny Wilk- I didnt, but "Im ■ rte hud just bi-fore levi row esl d -liar fri nj I'<>gg. M . Ta ' I    omethinf t os lay ti, .t would n ake a mu a s Ii ai r stand on • ii i Mrs I us ;i r ,r ,,u,ms • What VV lls it ' Mr. .Bt-..-, A ll -fie of UlU-< Huge. “It's. ..ugh to kind of sour a man im hum in aatnn- -ai l the tramp "when y .ii stop p. consider how often yoo're called la/ in-. - ort Wont do a 7' i. ut job af saw in    for a Jo cent In cai. r i -r l it.' B i I itll going to cst even "at i thi e lit -! of th. A . ; >o Ma ! t rn 'Sec,i .I IN t ll w '! Bust Bin t I ve sent him a i*ocnt a i I’ve poisoned the mucilage on the return env i lope.    • I ti.'T Ti;IMI- fjiointing to a s< ire-crow in    a col    field I-o    k    I there' Second Tramp My Xiv We r.vust git out    o this, d    db    j-'.t.-k. I hey v. .-a :ght otic of us f ii, r» and uaiU-vl lulu to a jvolc Ti.vMi Big pardon. «ir: can v,.u II j« a (Hire man? Iv.- lo*t rn cunt, sud now I'm .. it o'work I Old gentleman ''it of work be.-SQs. you lost your vol,.*' Are you s vocalist ' TI amp No. sir. I ells ti'ii "'Kl. children! You are so noisy tola- ( in t you Ive a little stilUo and i -ft. r “Now, grandma, von oi’ist B* a little considerate and not scold na. You see. if it wasn't for us you w mid-. : l«e a gtai, lins at all." Wn i.    The    say th.* i    a-t    Street M i', urn ii .* bec rue a notoriously laid phi, f late. Bill Si it has I wouldn't    vi ant    tiny decent person to know Bd ever had Been there Hup* I*,.-.* you ai.d I drop in then to .lght, just to I «>k a -rind Bv:    - Y.-/ i.e. i t talk *' th’ I .ks,, IU. vUsit vi Bu vv in i Tv e got iinurgyui. ; pii.hdowus im "Mon is the ■ c ly a:..mal that k:n talk." se,- list List,: to tho~e Italians ,»v cr til-ie Batriek \is, they n-chattefia* ! Ilk- a pal k Ila c.k. "WB i.i Ply lear. ar. yet He '.re that th.- m w play w,- ar, gtwiig to se«> to night i' piite propel *Kntir» iy no, my darling but win do vo l a-k * “Jb ans, if I ii iv. to blush much I had better weir uiy scarlet eor-age, it make a prettier effect la i v al «r ret. • I ttau* a ti4»;» iii ’LiSi'ti .reb •• iwv VV I, ,1 i- ■ hi. I . ip IU* Ii.- lawn.I ' IU... j I. -velar swill, ’n I go our » a • in tri, I,, th* Pi I..!-.-I Par. I . i.- i- cill. i ?l.i .-I i. i u«w- ti,* it*ir. YI '*i- I t' PWV ti. \x t . I blk: g politely a ; iofic: .-<1 scat in ti. crowded street-can -Thank you. my littb rn ut You ..ave 1>». :; t i lght to bs* jmbte I .un .dad tv* -cc. Did vuur mot btl tell yicj to alw ays give nj your s, .vt '«> ladies? Lilt!- I- S. - na t a.. * Lie, Iv old todies. A ll, I. IEM rn. ca-I ct v. f. ... i; ryit.g a CV,U] b- I. cli ti'- v a I,,,-iud t»> have 1--S-U ratio*! dis. ..UCCI ted *. *-ku g the bridegroom ll bv wa* w dim- t - take the v on ii j I ad', fvu his weld.!* ba id S ll v tllC « I viii\ H>u ku* Bd din k I ,«Uv>uUt IVV • cud L tor i a I «d - ■ahi ;