Whitewater Register (Newspaper) - June 20, 1857, Whitewater, Wisconsin Register KVERY SATURDAY BY Editors and Proprietors Office In Hull's Block corner nnd Centre sta CO AVIS TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION THE REGISTER be furnished to Office and Mml Subscribers at 50 to who receive their by the Carrier at 00 pyr annum payment in ill to be made in advance To Clergymen and Si 00 per annum tune paid expiration of the TERMS OP ADVERTISING lines or a quare one week two three four insertion tip to One square months nine mouths months One column one VOMIT column one Quarter column one column one s ir NOTICES advert Ac these To Yearly not than of a column with the of changing often a liberal deduction the be to be to their ite and all no tiff's of to be charged extra Notices at Statute C not t xr i t -ix in in- in tlin at jetir K n tt 00 not vifl be published until otherwise ordered accordingly All tr not coming from be paid tor when ordered should In- to II A L II Whitewater Co 1 00 1 3b 1 o 00 7 OU 30 00 J2 00 76 JO 00 00 38 00 of Con- per tent VOL 1 WHITEWATER WIS SATURDAY JUNE 20 1857 NO 13 REGISTER JOB OFFICE The of the Office with a assortment of -t find mint desirable of Type now prepared to do of Hook Job and Fancy Printing tit the ami it H low rim t-i in AU and it Posters Visiting Cards Pamphlets Law Blanks Heads Checks Hotter Heads Circulars Programmes Notes Ball Tickets Receipts Business Cards Labels ft e nnd every kind oi Printing done and irv veil at tny ot in this We respectfully n-k nil 111 of to call and examine our specimens and of H L L H Capitally lone is lie following negro melody from the If my one objects to it un oT the his cannot fail to laugh at the Dark dark ds night and wus do moon Xo but peeping j Do de olc toon As troo dc I'm creeping Boo-boo boo-boo for You cai nigger keep on hinging He bing and on de To cho skunk he sweets inn o lie df 7 ile song Callus son of Ginger Blue DC on dc stone Trows music fiom fiddle Do dancing frogs all down ami tip rte What what dis eyes wid mighty big Upon the swinging possum at lie in de of de breeze And listening to de ringing Jt along mind de possum too Troo de woods dc song Fearless son of Ginger Blue Uc moon's Cold cold de am falling I fear dis darky a sight crawling 1 Who who Peak or dis banjo and Peak peak or no drap liis ole And try a little Tioo do Furder you Troo de de Nimble child of Ginger Blue BUSINESS CARDS O II Denier and for H inU all of on u ftw rods west of the 11 LITTLE COMMISSIONS CO and Retail Dealers in Dry Groceries and Hats Caps Store No 2 THock Maiu Street H J Attorney and Counsellor at Law OF FOR STATE OF XEW Office on Muin street Whitewater entrance fc Hotel If S Attorney at Solicitor m Chancery Con- incer and OMT the Whitewater D and Retail Dealer in Medicine Instruments Store on JUin of the Mortar j L of nnd in that line work line f to in tho and corner of Center and 2d struct Whitewater II A Whitewater dealer in Fruit tind ta Orders to md moderate SMITH IManinjK Mill Sush and nnd matched Siding and and all of work done to Shop on street near the Depot Whitewater on and Machine Pious constantly All of made to order Machines repaired Shop on Street distance north of the 1 E A SMITH ifc Co t and Wh t nnd intr C Tin and K A S At Co nnd in and Domestic aud tie m all of country Produce c n f 1 i j S r u rUl tk DAY in Stationery Wi t nnd Dry uid Kanri Main Street I CUTLER and III iler nnd di in wine From Word Suffer me Mr Conductor of Household i Words to put a a case I wish to ask I am to do for the ment of a certain nuisance to which I am much exposed The question is one those which I feel sure that 01 earth can answer for which reason I am the more deeply impressed with the sity of putting it is the case of A 13 a single man says hc is not likely to many His age ha refuses to state precision bu admits that it is not under fifty-nine is not a wealthy man thinks that if living in England he should be considered poor To make the most of his income he has resided in for the last years as an independent gentleman Du ring before said A B has beer in the habit of seeking recreation as ofter as his income permit in little sions to Paris and London in the first stance and perhaps on tho way home t Vienna and Berlin lie may have been in the habit of making excursions once every two years or sometimes he might stay at home for three years Is quite sure that he never went on any such ney without being loaded with sions Cannot bo deceived in his that subject Said commissions have on several occasions broken his peace and deprived him of the liberty of action to which he considers himself by law entitled They lire the nuisances of which hc seeks abatement He thinks it may be tine that a general rule a little commission taken singly is a trifle but that little sions become onerous by reason of their and their variety lie doubts whether a man going on a journey be not an ass when hc stands still and permits his panniers to be laden to his own fort Ills particular misery is that hc himself knows not how to avoid being such an ass unless he be content that all his n restore Uie teeth to order worn I have eady taken tlie and it will carry on- in this little tin box ong do you remain in A I think about a week Madame -I am sure if you ell him that ho will have the machine Tiado in time for you to bring it A B But I shall be three or absent execute commissions so nobody else to depend upon I wish lofer were here that you could look into lis mouth and then you would know how explain tho state of it exactly I dare ay Tugwell will make it in less than a veok but if there should be a delay of i day or so longer 1 am sure you will lot mind further states that having arted from thin lady with a promise to her wish and with the model of the of in his pocket he called next upon Lady Fanfare The Lady ire is not in the peerage the age gossips asserting that her husband's was bestowed ou him in India by a with whom he bore he brunt of an attack of Deponent wishes in this place to that he piques himself upon bio ound pronunciation of tho guage and insists that English of the day has become a jargon of strange lie ib firm to the upholding of tho good old pronunciation of tlic word He says but whenever ic does so Lady after hin uid the impertinence to add her wish that ic would bury that word as it was dead and belonged to the last century to take but if you would have the ness to call ou her mother before leaving London they have a little parcel for her It is some trifle I think for the ted son and heir Deponent adds that he paid other visits and received other commissions finally coming with the opinion that the re- quests of his friends had teen by no means extravagant that ho had got off pretty easily But the whole of he Madame Verdier No matter You sious vras not reaped In the that I received a parcel of six small French books square hard unmanageable parcel that was perverse as a fiend when it had to be packed There came a note from an old skeleton of eighty-five who seemed to be fully persuaded that oil would bring flesh to her bones and the color of j to her cheek and that liver oil to be had pure but in London Deponent was to bring some of that oil which he utterly loathes and abominates back in his Tho bottle was not likely to break if packed among his linen On the ing of his departure A B further states as he was entering the steamer he felt arm grasped from behind and a soft French voice said Dear Monsieur very dear Monsieur Tho voice was that of our famous little wit Madame One word only one word What reproach tor me to let you depart without adieu This his great coat after the manner of a straight waistcoat For the young friend who expected a gift from mamma said A B carried in around attached to the handle of his hat box a baby's cap nd hood the exposure of which at provoked mirth in the douaniers lie completes the statement of his case by the relation of this On signing a book at the Prussian tier deponent who takes no part in cal affairs and seldom thinks about them innocently entered his address as being and brought himself in under the eye of the police At last he was arrested and being unable to speak his captors spoke with volubility an unintelligible sort of did not learn until after a captivity he 33 a suspicions person because he had in his a quantity of poison made up in- to large round balls impregnated with opium Two of them had killed a healthy rabbit Not until the poison was produced did A B credit its existence The production of anodyne ces explained to him this mystery Ho was accused further of importing into Switzerland a work styled Daniel the Prophet which some person had asked him to take to the clergyman of tcl and ho waa asked solemnly whether in that book Nebuchadnezzar was not in- F makes it a point of obliged and once she friend's only commission was that when tended to personify the King of Prussia through Dole I would bee a sister He replied that hc had not opened tho of and tell her that their very volume and knew nothing of its contents bla and cry esteemed that if Nebuchadnezzar was intended for the King of Prussia he had no part in such intention For his speedy release A B had nothing more bulky than that message was indebted to Lord Bloomfield who to been told by some friendly Englishman of I hope that the Grebe was none the these ridiculous proceedings worse for being squeezed as flat as fists I dc V was in Paris I was very much relieved indeed on finding that I BREAD DT PARIS Every bag of wheat meal that comes to the city must be brought to the Halle a or Grain Hall This is an area enclosed with a circular wall and covered with a huge dome so that it presents vast unbroken hall of and beautiful proportions lighted irom the top Various stalls with desks ibmi the offices of the clerks and ees Oa the floor of this hall are piled up fashion the bags of grain presenting to the visitor a striking pan- of solid The city of Paris is surrounded by a wall not for defense as it is slight but simply for police revenue and other municipal purposes one of which is the regulation of the bread ket Barriers that is gates with police attendants and revenue officers form the only entrances to the city except the er Seine which has also its guards ry bushel of wheat or grain brought to the city for sale must be registered and stored at the Grain Hall under heavy penalties Tin's regulation is rigidly enforced which it is easy to do at the barriers with so bulky an article especially as the bags must be of uniform sine From this register of the daily supply the government of the city know at any hour just how many pounds or peeks of poses that statements of this nature may and knees it my CUSTOMS OP VARIOUS NATIONS be ant but thinks that they may be admissible as evidence to character Fanfare receives once three whist tables tea cakes and sirups Pledged to keep to the point A B will teau The journey to Dole was tolerably well got through the witness being ousted as has often happened with him from his seat on the banquet was compelled to travel inside hot and the and as the weather was vehicle was full the air The Maldivian Islanders cat alone They retire to the most hidden parts of their houses and draw down the clothes which serve as blinds to their windows was not agreeable At while horses only depose that a discharge of cannon could not have him more than the production by Lady F of a fragile box i of cardboard which seemed to be about a j were being changed it did not high and of the same ult to find tho house of Madame e's sister indeed she seemed to be on le for her visitor The message concerning the existence i Paris of the amiable and esteemed that they may eat unobserved An ab- surd reason may be alleged for their anthropical repast they will never eat muff and tippet she placed sideways before him on a chair and which she declared would take up no room at all in his portmanteau that it nnd liquor- tc Stol Street opposite the on Railroad T nml in Stone Wire Boot ami rt Soc Stone Wire aim o on Mum Street aboie Whitewater ail friends should regard him as a could perform nothing He hns a grea many was simply a Grebe muff and tippet that a friend in London had commissioned her to send by the first opportunity A B Your ladyship must pardon me Tt will not go into my portmanteau I should be obliged to carry it about Lady Fanfare I should not object to that if you be sure that you don't lose it or get it soiled and be good enough to see that it always travels inside the Diligence expressed with a sweet smile It can sit on your knee Deponent owns that he became at this desperate As a single he loves his ease at all and most of all when on a journey of pleasure The lady observed his uneasiness and her brow darkened A happy difficulty then curred to Lira and he stammered eagerly The The duty on furs upon entering England Lady Fanfare A jest Look round the steamer Monsieur for a pretty maid She pass them off for A B felt bound to smile amiably while determining to himself that ho would be shot before attempting any matter of that sort and he further deposes that he took the muff and tippet and was under the of paying duty on them out of his own pocket Monsieur the doctor was then kind old friend to A B cheerfully offered any services he V was delivered to the ng sister of Madame in her j arden Madame ood you are 1 how amiable you jire ind this charming Mademoiselle V you will see is it not so I A B It would give me happiness to o so but it will I fear be quite out of 10 Madame sister Ah yes es With her hand on her forehead in ecp and what have enly very radiant What happy The lady darted forward aud selected rom a stand a tall flowering shrub of what nature who is no nist is unable to testify but it shot up o the height of three feet from a large ot and was covered with blossoms of a Monsieur produced will apologies a fiat tin box thought of for ever j he has also thought of never quitting in for half all hour but he has been f1 J F BARKER and gnen in the irt of anil on paper on o'er B IS store DR II S KLEIN Dentist attends to all in line and his work to eive teeth teeth filled and cleansed Kc over Williams store corner Main and B A Co 1 and and Whiten nter m the Building 1 11 jn Holmes House Painters G per and Sifru inform the people of and that they their busmen Jn Centre Street 3 Doors Fast of the From their Ions m the foel of gumi SATISFACTION And hope still to merit the K SALOON C TAY Proprietor Basement No 3 unable to the solution of bis difficulty in cither of these ways The origin of A grievance is to be found perhaps in his possession of a tain reputation for scrupulous exactness which is not uncommon in old bachelors and for a good nature as well as a desire to discharge himself ly of any trust reposed in him Ho has known young friends to keep a sion in reserve three or sis months in thc sweet chestnut into the that he had been selecting choice seed in i Savoy and that if A B would carr them to London they would thence b B assured his friend wit v t WHITEWATER WISCONSIN that he was most end a hand to anything so useful Mr aud Mrs Cooble were next visited This married couple had been resident di ing three years in Mr Coo jle is a fine handsome Briton who spend of his time with or i INDEBTED TO 0 U pnj to 0 11 or cost will Otf Whitewater April 24 0 11 and Garden Seed now I Tbe it in of IVas and now no in recommending it the Uc lias Inquire at Provision store ALL THOSE must pay tlf tttwf if TO US would A word to i- S CO Whitewater April 1 At Grocery Wear the Depot LL OF PRODUCE SUCH AS V iml the auric In To quit Neufchatel without a formal leading is not permitted by tho customs of the country A B made therefore before his last departure a list of the houses at which it was his duty to call and proceeded to make all his calls in their due order beginning with the most distant that of the most distant friend was Madame Verdier Potts Putts is the lady's maiden name as commonly used in Switzerland to distinguish different bers of one family After the ascent of a steep and staircase the nent states that he knocked at tho door of Madame Verdier which was with her uume on a brass plate After a number of courtesies had passed deponent made allusion to the journey ho wus contemplating upon which there en- sued as nearly as he can remember this conversation Madame 0 my dear Mr A B you have no idea how anxious I have been vou should set out You know the state my poor little is in His sec ond teeth I may say are all breaking ou in a mob over the roof of his mouth in stead of coming up in file out of his gums You know Mr Tugwell in A The American Madame 0 yes You know every one I have been told that it were to take a model of my Hofer s in was and send it to him hc can uav one who is interior to them in birth riches ur dignity and as it is a cult matter to settle this equality they are condemned to lead this unsociable life On the contrary the inhabitants of the are remarkably sociable ble there would be no bachelors on lost people in spoke of her a a veritable Mrs you arc vish wo going also It is four years since I have scon England But what natter after One's home is wherever and children are I must not a little commission that I have to give A B What is Anything iu my I shall do with all niy heart for you or Mr Cooble Mrs Cooble 0 I have only a very little foolish thing to You w ill laugh at me perhaps But 11 aud sweet but very sickly dor Madame d sister Dear I will send it you will take it A B Utterly impossible Madame Madame sister Yes yes You are so good you cannot refuse me What do you It will bo one blossom will arrive it You speak true Looks very serious recovers calls a gardener and jives au order in which A B catches the Nothing is impossible mj kind friend for you and for me Adieu dear Monsieur My kindest friendship to Mademoiselle V Quick was quick and testifies that he had scarcely taken his olc place inside the stifling diligence when Adolpho and with some succeeded in thrusting between his legs the detested shrub so packed as to bear a strong resemblance to a funnel and of such height that it reached to in not many inches of his nose The gence stalled but before twenty minutes had elapsed a young woman who was sitting opposite the said shrub turned suddenly pale aud then fainted upon a man who seemed to bo her Between A B's legs aud without a word of threw it out of the window Did A B threaten a duel or even expostulate 0 ever one finds himself without a ion to partake of his meal hc runs until he meets with one and however keen his may be he ventures not to y it without a fruest The tables of the rich Chinese shine vith a beautiful varnish and are covered vith silk carpets very elegantly The master of the house absents himself vhile his guests regale themselves at his table with undisturbed revelry They do lot make use of plates knives or forks jut their food is served up in dishes out of which they eat iu common and for this purpose every guest has two little vory or ebony sticks which he very adroitly The who are lovers of ciety and very gentle in their manners eat separate from each other At the hour of repast the members of each fam ily divide two brothers two sisters and even husband and wife parents and dren have each their special They place themselves at a distance of 1 turn grain of any kind there are in From accurate statistics required to be furnished they know how much flour or meal is baked daily at each bakery and much bread of all kinds is consumed They are therefore able to fix the weight and price of loaves each shape and size of which has its appropriate name ing to the ratio between the supply and allowing a fair and just profit to traders and bakers no more 10 The price thus fairly graduated at short intervals is fully proclaimed to the public the dealers the bakers and the The police are authorized to drop in at any time into any bakery or bread shop wherever bread is exposed for sale and weigh the loaves There is also a special officer appointed fur this express His visits arc not stated that ic may not have things got ready for instead of inspection according to he English aud American fashion of ing such things If the inspector finds weight deficient or tho price of a kind of loaf too high for the grade all the broad in the shop is swept off at once and distributed to the hospital and other establishments of the city Thus are the public protected against private cupidity speculating in the means of existence THE is of ill the cabbage tribe with long pale green ter of flower which are of eating quality There not more or four varieties of even seem to any well marked or lateness the time of sowing The early London is the earliest Wat sowing in the fall The large lute Asiatic is larger and taller than the ly London and is a finer sort for spring sowing The ed Walcheren an excellenS variety producing close compact heads and may be sown both in spring aud fall The sowing for the first or spring crop should he of the early kinds in the latter of August or from the beginning to middle of September and when two es high transplant them three inches apart into a frame covered with glazed shutters where they must be protected through tlie winter and in the spring trans- planted to two and a feet For the late autumn crop the late should be sown early in the better perhaps in the middle of the spring transplant like winter ges In dry weather they should be wa- tered freely and as they advance iu growth must be hoed deep and have drawn to their stems After they begin to head they should be watered every other day On the approach of frost those plants which have not headed may be set out in a cellar they can aired in mild weather In or three weeks the strongest will begin to form flower heads which will be very tender and delicious This vegetable has ed much attention at the hands of English cultivators it being great favorite at the dinner table in that country The there is to sow for the first or spring crop about the 21st of August a second sowing takes place in February on a slight and a third in April or May For the purpose of protection in winter they arc sometimes pricked out in a situation at the foot of a wall with a ern exposure where in weather they are covered with hoops and Perhaps a better method would be to plant them thickly the ground under a com- mon frame and to secure from cold by coverings and from damp by giving air in mild weather For a very EXQUISITE MEMBER OP two or three yards from each other their backs and take their meal in found silence Among the greater part of the can Indians host is continually on the watch to solicit his visitors to eat but touches nothing himself In New Prance tho host wearies himself with singing to divert the company they cat The Tar ars pull a by the ear to press him to drink and they continue menting him until he opens his mouth thov then their hands and dance be- fore him The Toronto Canada reports a portion of the proceedings of a secret session of the House as follows That aristocratic gentleman Hon J H spoke on the subject and tho his remarks wove not of a very profound or lengthy nature they had at least tbe effect of inducing the great and unrefined into a correct knowledge of the proper beverage which a recognized bur of our upper should low The junior member for Toronto in- in pathetic anil evidently heartfelt lamentations on the fast spreading growth of the poisonous democratic tree in the Province evidenced by the number of un- ones who were to be found at all times in and about the House These am almost call said he force their unprivileged the saloon early supply English gardeners frequently resort to the plan of potting some of the many as are desired lor particular purpose these arc kept under glass frames during the winter and ed out in spring protecting them with a and watering them ful Sometimes as in market gardens patches of three or four plants are sbet tered by throughout tlic ter in the open border It is found ad- to prick out the spring-sown plants into some sheltered place they are finally transplanted and ted to the open ground in May The ter crop the transplanting of which may take place at various times is treated like early cabbages The plant succeeds best in a rich soil and warm situation and after planting all that is necessary is to hoe the ground and draw up the soil around the roots and stalks It is found that the vegetable being induced to form large and crowded cluster of flower buds in the autumn may be kept in perfection over winter Those which have been ted in July are nearly ready for use October Towards the end that month the most compact best shaped are selected and lifted carefully with the spade keeping a ball of earth attached to the roots some of ths large outside leaves are removed in order that the plants may cupy less room and at the same time any points of leaves that immediately overhang the flowers are cut off Where there are or vineries the plants are arranged in the borders of these pretty closely together but without touching or they are placed in- the same manner in frames In mild dry weather the glass frames are drawn off but they are kept close in rain and in severe they are thickly covered with mats A FAIK VICTIM OP THE HELLENIC EPIDEMIC A young lady of our and in- of a private interview with her papa in his library one day last week and told him that she had fixed her affections upon a gentleman whom she knew he would be unwilling she should wed but without whom she could not and would not live ut who who is Prav trll 1110 self for into the room arc provided calls for a of hot and actually is in imminent danger finding himself six or seven utter Overcome by the gloomy train of hich this picture drew before his perhaps by some of the hot wandy and water ble gentleman sat down amidst the groans of all the in he House HOW AiE STRENGTHENED HIM no Mr Conductor I have sot down my case as judicially and temperately as I can and now I ask you what I am to do or what is any man to do who is iua position similar to I have removed for a time to Lausanne because political com- motion disturbs tho easy tenor of my life and commissioners of are less able even than those commissioners against whom this complaint is laid Shall 1 stay at Lausanne and be a A B deposes that he pursued his ail attendant troubles mo remember hearing my mother speak of the els and endured benefit her children derived from it duly fulfilling all concussions as served but that he had firmly resolved on leavina London to forget the oil His portmanteau was packed for A 13 taking out tablets and pencil And it An anodyne necklace Perhaps A 13 Half a dozen if you like Mrs Cooble playing with her baby That mil be too many No two Then ray litttle darling will not have the pain her sister had in cutting A now on your neighbor Madame bert Mrs Cooble Ah that reminds me She is gone into the country and I vras to tell you that she has nothing for you Good bye then I must call de ture when there was a knock at the door of his London lodgings and a servant brought up a half-gallon bottle of that medicine which was to his mind so sive and disgusting The lady for whore it was intended had with the prudence age dispatched her order in a letter to the chemist to save her friend the trouble of a to the shop Furthermore there arrived at the las moment a for which there was no time to pack and which A B was compelled to undo Hut who is n interposed tne parent The name was given and the parent vithout a moment's hesitation consented o the union The daughter then burst into a Medean torm of seeming grief which very illy astonished her parent what ails you my dear lave I not granted your wish I ain willing you should marry him yoi ove What more can I Sighs tears groans and wringing o lands were the only answer Tell me my darling why you are Have I not given my Yes yes sobbing But Why now Speak out my is it I a great burst of en wretched for emo dear an can't A reverend sportsman in Wiltshire ing a Quaker on the road as he was return ing home at night laid a wager that h would get a direct answer from WeE said he as they met di you see the If I had seen it was the reply I would have told it t cro where thou wouldst never find Why Into thy study FOB A The treasure which we value most we We believe we have got bold of an ginal anecdote that never was printed be- ore A student of one of our State Col- of course to rule and usage He received a summons to appear Before the President who Sir I am informed that you have a Barrel of ale in your room Yes sir Well what explanation can you the fact is sir my physician advises me to try a little as a tonic and not wishing to stop at tLe various places where the beverage is retailed I concluded to have a barrel taken to my room Indeed And have you derived any benefit from the use of Ah yes sir When the barrel was first taken to two days since J could scarcely lift it Now I can carry it with the greatest ease We believe the witty student was dis- charged without special reprimand Wheeling Va an- on reliable authority tKat there are extensive movements among gest landholders in tbat state of immense tracts of country to Eli er's company to be sold to bodies of now about ern and Western States also that tucky and Tennessee have for tbe the company it is probable that considerable be made in those man's weakest point is where be thinks himself the wisest Tbe Broccoli has a close affinity to flower aud is considered a variety differing in the greater hardiness of its constitution Though more sure than the cauliflower bead it ig inferior to it in flavor to be sown thinly in a about the middle of spring and transplanted cultivated in the game manner as winter cabbages burying tbe seeds not more than half an inch The plants in the are very apt up tall and slender they are kept thinned and free from weeds When they begin to flower it ig a common practice to break the large leaves over tbe heads to protect them from tbe sun and them before they commence running up to seed Those crops which ha c to stand tbe winter in the open air are said to be ly benefited by tbe application common me THTC or ten to life acre sown in autumn over the beds in a dry day The kind known as the Early ple Cape is tbe best variety for cultivation at the North it produces large close heads of a brownish purple color and of excellent flavor The White Cape is a later sort and should be sown rery early in the spring the heads when in tion arc large and compact and so nearly resemble the cauliflower that it sometimes called Cauliflower The Early Purple and Early White are cultivated a good deal at tbe Sooth where standout in the open ground and continue to through tbe TEO The accounts we receive all the country in regard to the cropa is rains and tbe desired effect unless foreseen should happen there wiB harvest notwithstanding the and dreary of tbe spring A farmer what he text in tba wild awes t therein is it be along before grew fat
