Agitator, The (Newspaper) - June 23, 1859, Wellsboro, Pennsylvania nd complete aai W the Soods as we are n d instruments a n Blick Bilks Corded Lawns French etc Byi T h Irish Collars 11 I Book M I Binds and Check Cambr figured ronts nT Laces I Silks N Ji p k i n s it n a of in 1 Over Vests ec irts Over Shirts Over Alls Jaeke ip IT its Shirts S1 Hits for Spring sCk I Hats for Summer ij Hats for GOOttS V desirable Tail I il t K-t qualities of IRON 1 II Shoe Band Hoop 1 1 11 d Rods Sprin t r Steel Nail Rods r ENGLISH 1 KOI M U OVAL RODS NAIL RODS HALF BO rs embracing nearly every ov er 14 CHEAP I CHEAP AT OSGOOD I- 1 22 1359 1 E HI U is i entire stock of C L 1 11 I BOOTS AND 1 1 h t EK Etc ron ic in a work manlike manner I 1 o Department will H 1 i t of Ci i 4 in the i nc to qualify him for I ji tu may favor as r I i the cash for SKINS FUB v of Groceries i N 11 AS THE P en nur of n n f Durable terms as the SM i it in the t unty i i i i occupied by L I J R J rug D takes pleasure Drug Store in n 1 asc v full course in the Iron g r 1 in the c o foil rv upon g to manage d uil tied to earn f sa to entr r at nny Mil FOR AWARDED Sons Lir and Specimens o is aad address A 11 NE ws P 4 PER Sol The paper will then be stopped CUM be By this ar- be brought in debt to the the Official Of tlle nd steadily increasing circulation jW in the County It is sent Post Office within tho county tnt convenient post office may be to of of THERE SHALL BE 1 AND UNTIL MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN CEASH AGITATION MUST CONTINUE ot exceeding 5 lines paper TIOGA COUNTY PA THURSDAY MORNING JUNE 23 1859 Rates of Advertising Advertisements will be 14 insertion of less uiui 14 lines considered aa a square ntwwfll be charged fcf Quarterly i do in 00 Column Advertisements not having the number of insertion desired marked them will le until dered ont and f Posters Handbills kinds of Jobbing done in country establishment ex- neatly and promptly and township BLANKS i Notes 1 47 BW Declarations and other Blanks constantly on hand or printed to order Far 4 SUMMER EVE bed hale m the evening sun Love in a TonneL The cit hilf asleep silken coat The hang drowsy on the heights n i Is an the lea Ud wing droning bee C er hanging mo n 4 rich in bloom The lounging rs loiter round Amid the mh perfume the trellis gentle My wife her needle A witching i does tbe while Our baby ejes Who rogue In milt dreams lies blest Jmt nmk i lips A rot bull in i never looked before God thoe gentle I here ly mv cottage door The uf men Pa Jme RUNAWAY MATCH Sax the Agitator A Reverie Tia stars rejoicing at the J hidden splendor of tbe setting have not been published But we think there are few incidents that will lire oi worus f i 1 r sneak off slowly as Janet was What with one we witnessed recently on the are beaming forth from their hidden re- of the spread what should I f of Virginia Central We you of ether and one by performance one all radiant and lit with joy are forming Tha Spread Eagle Style The editor of the le style of pulpit go we should go if it wasn't right in all And his hat cried the wicked probability we should stay at home yet right Fan or not right if that miserable little Pan did I declare 1 exclaimed the doctor Mafy amusing anecdotes of betray us I'd spend all my days in avenging wife look here and see Jason's coat and been Published and many more told that the Wrong that was certain Was I in earnest f What should I there till morning Did I mean But we shall see that incessant fire of words Should aw few incidents that How earnest y and I gazed towards the chamber window of Janet as after ing my horse by the roadside I walked Don't they look nice asked tne ead of llt Young Flowery has pretty good up he lane that led to the doctor's doctor putting one broad brown hand over his Jf futton Harrington and a vaulted and and if he wonld Al natural and house joy the waving of mouth and doubling his grey head almost to actual will bear ting the of darkling night to be theatrical he woold please There not a white handkerchief in the moonlight told me lis knees mention side by side with either with more tVn golden diadems and diamond much practical common sense m him for that everything was right that in a few haw look roared jeft Va for the heavens attractive reason that he has no cared to supply his mind ments I should clasp Janet fondly to my breast doctor ton at and entered the tunnel which is even enchanting to the enraptured with facts and the that to mine mine Ah how happy I I couldn't stand it any longer The doctor's 1 P j the air of surrounding nature with the thousand them which are always the basis of happy indeed that I stood there in the was a signal it was echoed from all v 7 A out trom and convergent points of common He has a natural love for the moonlight witi my two hands pressed firmly of the house Fan cackled from the got when a noise was heard in the rear end reflecting hack from the mirrored of the beautiful but it is uncultivated and he to my left side for fear my overloaded heart chamber window Sam shouted from the barn ol tne last car apa several lake own bright forms in a manner fore too often mistakes a daub of flashy would burst me entirely What a figure Mrs Stoddard from the kitchen who were standing on the and strikingly beautiful in their ing foir a picture Unfortunately jie I must have then 1 What an Apollo I must while Charlie threw himself down in the door a fT apparent depths as to cause me to imagine I has fallen into the error of supposing that he have looked with my fine proportions wrapped way and screamed like a wild Indian I gave cause of the But oWing to tbe am gazing on a heaven While gazing a imagination This is a sad up in my wedding I was slender I was a leap across the garden Every Stoddard be seeB thus and contemplating the silent beauties of fortune It is bad enough for a young tall I was gaunt I am sure I was called after me I am wrong every Stoddard While waiting to hear the slightest the a broke to tee B and if any one ing at that moment but Janet she remained silent One told me movement the in with his plaintive lay and the music of of readers in of ft What possessed me I cannot tell but from to come back for the bread and cheese another a boisterous noise resembling the sound lonely notes 80 joined the quiet sadness thc ha gets nd of it the better But an old chest I had taken a blue broad cloth that I had forgotten my bundle and bride an- UCe J erven kissing an a e same that had crept over me that Uey filled my soul with Young Flowery it is only a mistaken coat that had belonged to my grand- other bade me wait for black Molly and the moment a voice was heara with 3wect enrapturing me ody Listening fj and ie result is he supposes himself father in the time of the wars and in the pride new buggy Fan bade me hold up my coat I thus T of all else save my not to be when he is TW I m love that did not of my youth had got into it The tails came tails or I should get them I didn't KeeP yOUr hands own thoughts the bird's sweet floundering lu such moments somo of I of a of doubt I deported nearly to my heels while the waist was nearly heed any of these requests I went directly t A inK melody of its dying cadence ttd the hig friends are to say Young P H J is the conductor man quil scene by which I was not till F1 3 now in d angry tone approaching the direction whence Luna and illumed with her gory the on- but of ironically and mean the sound proceeded ent and threw her silvery sheen over t to d ade the d le b h asked the lady this end of the car the earth did I awake from into The day Young Flowery wa arrest him 1 he insulted me which t had And how the mating a temperance speech If a person in love I talked like a I looked and felt like a person in The that had taken possession j heart was no every day one I 1 MS sun1 ot that There were not words m he language to describe the depth length and breadth of ita It T to be a grand cf the yet to be a fixed principle eti a planet of surprising i thc heavens of home affection strong yearning of n old heart went out into the to my arm pits The sleeves reached to the for home feeling sheepish is a tips of my fingers hiding entirely from view weak word for can't express to you how I on of tho the luxuriant pair of white silk which I had for tho important sion Above this uncouth pile of blue broad cloth was perched a hat ye stars and moon that looked upon it testify with me that it was a hat and not a stove pipe a hat and not a boot That hat back at it through the mist of twenty-five years it seems to have arisen to the stature of two full feet while its brim appears little wider than my nail My eyesight isn't quite as perfect felt I had a great idea of hanging myself I t I had better be dead than alive that I had made an idiot of myself It was all plain Fan had betrayed us I vowed vengeance upon her until daylight then sneaked out to the barn and hid in the haystack I staid there until Charlie Stoddard brought my father's horse The old gentleman was frightened wanted to know how he came by the horse He was told to ask me he did ask me and I made a clean breast of it I didn't promise him not here he is agam 1 Will you let me alone I think t is a burning shame that a respectable lady should be treated m this the ladies car shouted a gruff voice you have no business has a right replied the the earth no longer wrapt in bre hues is lit by the of full round moon The dark forms bered trunki of the forest trees thai reared their heads high in air are clothed as it were by the magic beauty of a grove in the land -u en the zephyrs move the boughs tremble and the he most beautiful maiden in all its ft used to be and so I may not quite see to repeat tho offence there no need of it but I am sure of this I did not look at a girl for seven not for seven When tbe eighth year came round I remembered well my old vow against Fanny Well to make a long story short I married Fanny Janet became a parson's wife And here let me tell you in confidence reader that was to bear her to my side that I really think little Fanny Stoddard had a thing was silent about the house Fate was very deep motive in her head when she betrayed who in return sent the yearning of heart ti meet mine Twice a week as often came round I went up to the fid c f Dr Stoddard to tell and as regularly re- leal of itf return from the red lips of The good doctor made men t and his jolly wife took a wicked m i instantly reminding us of our Irak Jinet was tortured by sly references r T house in the shed her long sleeved in d of six months before I an old coat of the doctor's mother to make into a dressing gown rightly Make all due allowances dear reader I say that I must have looked ugly at that moment Be that as it may I thought that I was looking splendidly that that the figure I cut was an honor to the name of Brown and proud of it proud as I stalked up to window and placed carefully the surely with us Fanny had been bribed into service As I stood there I could see her little figure flit noiselessly to and fro by the window and how I blessed her from the very bottom of my heart for her kindness At last Janet commenced descending tbe were nevertheless determined to-be and as she did so the moon crowded in out red steal slyly away from the of sight under a huge black cloud The pise while cur cruel friends reposed in the ens us our success might be looked cms of M hie us on the wings of upon as fixed Three steps more upon the to tlie ncan uty Janet der's rounds and Janet's dainty little feet a moment b Mrs Jason Brown would stand upon terra own It we making preparations The steps were taken and she held for a jc tins imp iif Everything of fondly by the sleeves of my blue broad n with the greatest cloth before up to the window both Janet and me though she was but a She liked me even then I Well at any rate she declares every time that the affair is mentioned that I have had my revenge upon her Bless her faithful heart it has been in- deed a sweet one Wonders of the of a misdemeanor needn't grab said a old man I didn't touch her I seen a woman in the car I The conductor seemed confused and retraced bis steps to the forward end of the Again the voice was heard apparently in the rear Here he is again conductor 1 Go away let me alone this is Keep your hands to yourself sir I I'll leave the You follow if you This language was followed by an explosion resembling the concussion of two lips All was confusion The sympathizing passengers were all standing up highly excited but owing to the darkness and the uncertainty that existed from whence the sounds proceeded nothing was done A noise like the rustling of silk heard the rear door opened and then leaves whisper of the beauteous scene The dirk coverts and winding aisles of the dreary wood are changed to rosy bowers and sylvan g ades and the stars shine with a purer a lier light and seem to rejoice in the presence of their meek-eyed morn I stood thus gazing communing with visible nature in its Varying and through nature looking up to nature's till I was lost in wonder and praise Thus ope by one the ments passed rapidly but imperceptibly away The moon was high in the heavens and the bell of the distant town had tolled the long hours o midnight ere I turned to retrace my steps homeward That night I retired at least a more thoughtful if not a wiser person for the lesson I had received from one of the many mystic pages of nature's book who does not at eve when all is quiet with only a fanning yr to kiss tbe brow love to go into the referred to the physical of intoxication This opened the way for a regular spread on the machinery of our physical the fact that we are fearfully and wonderfully was exhibited with an energy and passion rarely heard By the time gotten through his eloquent de- scription the people had pretty well forgotten that they were listening to a temperance ture and it required no great stretch of to fancy the brother a lecturer on ute anatomy After a while some allusion was made to the superiority of mind over matter Instantly Young began to soar Mountains for- ests rivers lakes oceans cataracts winds and volcanoes passed like a rapid pan- before the audience Everything was still as death The earnestness of the speaker was startling But the temperance cause was almost forgotten It required a coming down to get himself and his audience back again to the subject under consideration Presently he touched upon the national of the vice Here was a very fine for assuring the audience that a The difference of level between high and low closed with a banging sound making alr beneath the calm blue sky with the patriotism pervaded his bosom Tha water mark at Cairo is fifty feet The width stillness which followed fearful to 8 sterty tram that gera the night looking early history of the country suggested the name J T x nfi t of rs LTD fur cash I complete embracing e U o clock I was to leave my Ibne ray father's grey nag out of UH turn anl harness her and then to 9 Janet was to be waiting rnp at licr chamber window I to place IT it window she was to de- lad lor we were to fly down to the the 1 1 lino to the the spot where was and the should outrun us w but one difficulty in the way n was shared by her sister Fanny wicked of i use Janet's words nas awake un f tho There was but one i mnv was aroused she must bp bribed I3 For th it purpose I placed in 1 1 Jil i r i ind shining doll ir But Janet so slip concluded to make her r the very afternoon before in i in that case prevent all if rising house by a sudden outcry 1 linked for hoped for and yet lulled at last How slowly its feet irr 1 away the hours and what 1 ad of hf emotions I bore up U mv chamber window looking out thought tho last time upon the home lh moon was out in all her j vi V tuj to mp lighting up with I silver the spots my eyes might to before I went out into the ird my gaze the field Iliad worked by my father's side 1 a ht In dear kind father Ml loin U juncture my throat 11 J swill j I turned away from the quantity of water in tbe channel by large streams from both the eastern and western there was no car attached through the grand old with all banner suggested the American screams irom oom uie um The cars were stopped by the signal rope lent waking countless memories or what with them all as they one after another with to small bundle of Mississippi The question and a lantern when the passengers the into B maze of thought or awakened bursts of oratory the people were clothing was to throw down to us rf added by the groped slowly and in a the whispering quite carried away but the temperance cause and which we had no other means to carry of It never reaches back through the tunnel expecting breath of things too pure and holy to be de- was far in the rear and half the audience withus New Orleans and as certainly dates not to discover the mutilated remains j scribed Yes at buoh an hour who does not supposed the Fourth of July had Be quiet Fan whispered Janet as her nf lt u to the of the unfortunate female But after searching t kve to wander beneath the open sky for it 13 come this year in the month of March back to the mouth of thc tunnel nothing was an times that the angels come so near our We notice one peculiarity in Young Flowery found and they sadly retraced their steps world that you can almost hear the rustle which is very apt to be found in spread eagle Upon arriving at tbe train a passenger of their wings and the whispers of peace that orators He is very fond of applying gested that the cause of the excitement be ar- pervade the breast at such hours are only terms unfortunately he does not use them rested and in the cars went tha led by that rest of which this is a prelude with a clear perception of what they ching every seat until they came to a person and foretaste B Q L He almost invariably says strata for stratum leaning forward on the back of a seat in front June 10 1859 and phenomena for phenomenon This of him apparently asleep The conductor exposes bis ignorance to however the roughly shook the sleeper when he raised his One of the greatest speeches on record is the majority think he is learned and so it sister reappeared at the window and poised the bundle above our heads Be quiet Fan for heaven's and drop it quickly But Fanny still stood there swinging ward and forward the huge bundle without heeding Janet's earnest entreaty Do do throw it Fanny dear Do have What if father should some mercy on know of What if ha should be awa- kened La give it to her don't plague your sister she's in a called a voice at that moment from the closed blinds at the parlor windows which belonged none other Dr Stoddard Give her the things and tell thc boj carry out a bag of corn a cheese some wheat and butter to the cart Janet must have a ting out Only be still about it Fan For a moment wo were petrified upon the spot I thought I should fall to the ground What should wo faint die evaporate or go mad While we stood undecided two huge fell at our feet from the window followed at once by sheets pillow cases table cloths and sundry other articles necessary to the setting up of a respectable Mother mother don't one of these new Charlie rally arises what becomes of this vast added volume of It certainly never reaches New Orleans and as certainly dates not ate and of course it is not confined to the channel of the river for it would rise far above the entire region south of us If a well is sunk anywhere in the Arkansas bottom water is found as soon as the level of the Mississippi is reached When the Mississippi goes down the water sinks dingly in the well The owner of a saw mill some twenty miles from the Mississippi in Ar- kansas dug a well to supply the boilers of his engine during thc late flood When the waters receded his well went down till his hose would no longer reach the water and finally his well was to let water and drank ten acres of in less than a week The inference is that the whole valley of ttie Moscow story has been Mississippi from its banks to the highlands on more generally told nor more credited either side rests on a porous substratum which than that relating to the destruction of thc tho redundant waters and thus great city of Moscow in 1812 by fire Yet vents that degree of accumulation which would Moscow was not burned Around tb e vast city into the head when b and behold it was Wyman following describing the destruction of a off very well the ventriloquist by a flood A short weeks The writer of this was somewhat inclined to The reluctantly swallowed the ago and you saw the stately meetinghouse the spread eagle style in his boyhood and can dry Ha dug a ditch to an adjacent lake unmitigated sell The cars and sped up in your midat like a therefore sympathize with those who hate a t water into his well the lake was drained to their of destination having been iL a Now none so poor to doit leaning that May But he has lived to learn the well was dry again having literally detained one aour over time reverence It has gone the way of all flesh the folly of it and is exceedingly anxious to to which rious species of pine and other woods By the alone her safety is attributable j side of this and also reaching around the city In fact if the alluvial bottoms of tbe is an almost continuous line of were like thc shores of the Ohio the 1 Here are the food and fuel of the inhabitants vast plain from Cairo to New Orleans would to provided in advance for the long and dreary day bo part and parcel of the Gulf of Mexico winters Thc Russians set fire to the granaries and the whole valley a vast fresh water arm of and the and to many of the the sea Were thc geological character of the city battle of Borodino The mighty torrents descended from the nal clouds the air was filled with cries of pair the river swelled and ran over the mighty building creaked shook rose from the surf ice of the water moved like a world in miniature down the vast expanse carrying off is an almost continuous line of woot with it au old pair of boots that I had left in others to avoid it Use a plain but for- cible vocabulary and be more solicitous to en- force your theme than to ornament it ment is a good thing in its way but it requires no little judgment to use it in its proper portions one corner of o pew retiring Lola Montez in her book The Art of Beau- lays down the following rule among her hints to gentleman on the art of Fascination You ought to know there are four things which always more or less interest a parrot a peacock a monkey and a roan and the L J ita mv ing my out had a better mother than once more I eyes with my coat m i chair and sobbed outright I 1 mr to tike with me T n ther s hand had with her w is a spinning wheel in the I slept ami at the end of the a wooden roll With my knife I J tore it off pressed it fervently to my 1 n pi pd it tenderly in my vest til nut timp to do more the old in step left the house n thc open air my wonted asked the doctor pushing up your father's I stammered Humph 1 didn't you know better than that that old gray isn't worth a button to go Why didn't you come up to my barn and get ray black mare Sam Sam hurry away straight to the and harness black Molly for Jason If believe it he was going to start off swamps r 11 feather beds belong to Janet called Stoddard from one part of the house the of con- pitch burned with resistless nearer you can come in uniting all these about les yes and a bolster and a mce 3 of the Mississippi to its everything in its neighborhood arid rendering equally m your character the more will you be pillows too Carry em right out ot the tront to egress from tho place almost impossible The ioved This is a cheap and excellent recipe for was the answer so great at the South that there not sufficient glorious old Churches and palaces of the ancient making a dandy a creature which is always Whose horse have you asked the in the the an to the stronger and accumulation of water greater as element The traveler who looks the levees are extended North of us Such results were reasonably enough pated but tho water instead of breaking the levees permeates the porous soil and the over- flow is really beneath the surface of the Such it seems to us are the wise with his horse Be quick more nie solemnly that 1 had arrived and with a 1 work in a hurry it's time they were off Have you anything with you Janet to eat on the road put in Mrs Stoddard poking her head out of the window No faltered Janet moving a step or two from me Well that's good forethought And as I live there isn't a bit of cake cooked in the house Can you take some white bread and bacon and some brown Dreau do Jason It's all we have lv Yes I said t al now I succeeded easily as I could a little further fr m home with my horse and Look father and mother one But as good moon is out and see Jason's new coat and hat 1 people as much as those of the Dutch when I made a triumphant called Fan from the window her merry voice originally make one hundred Such the mighty structures the architecture of which is of the most varied the labor upon the same building in many cases of heathen and Christian nations will go away convinced that he has been marvelously deluded by the stories of the destruction of Moscow lie will naturally in- quire how those trees which require centuries A Thousand Miles a Minute A thousand miles a minute said my little son as he raised his eyes from conning his geo- graphy lesson a good deal than we traveled on the cars when we went to Ohio we were only traveling at the rate of twenty-five an hour I heard some person say Yes my son the earth in ita revolution round the glorious luminary of day travels in- finitely thar any car and yet you never heard of the earth running off the track or a collision between it and other planets or fin explosion thousands of people being killed A beggar accosted a member of Parliament The planetary systems are God's and telling a piteous tale said your honor jje originated the design and was the grand does not assist me I shall be compelled to an architect He commanded and it stood fast act which nothing but desperation could tempt These immense trains have been whizzing an me to do The honorable gentleman gave him ward for six thousand years and a shilling and walked on but on struck has been most completely demonstrated him so he called the beggar and asked him n their harmony and perpetuity The works what he had meditated doing Can't you Of man are landed in the most glowing colors of us We believe that the levee system will to grow became interlocked with huge piles of said tbe beggar I should have been nnd yet bovr sink into insignificance when be successful and that the object of its building which he has been taught to believe compelled to hunt for work which nothing but compared with the grand designs of the of the have all sprung into existence since desperation could have tempted me to do mighty Neither need we in our imagination bles returned I consoled myself lit that in a few years I should a strong healthy wealthy re- man an honor to my to my friends and tbe tion will be The terial used in making them has caused most if not all of crevasses Men may deem it a task to wall in the Mississippi from Cairo to New Orleans but our levees are the work of pigmies when contrasted with the dykes of Holland The of the is but a ripple on the surface of a glassy jally when of course some friend takes care pool compared with the ocean billows that of him Not long ago he fell into the hands of mighty Neither need we in our my son soar away to the planetary systems for Pi who re- What has brought you here said a lone evidence of his wisdom and skill The little sides at Mis is known as one woman who wai quite flustrated the other violet as it now lifting ijs head from the who never pays a debt if it can be avoided morning by an early call from a bachelor bosom of the cold earth to the genial sunshine Has plenty of money however andl is a jolly bor who lived opposite and whom she regarded the trees which you may behold from the rollicking old chap Gets pretty drunk with peculiar come to borrow before which you are sitting everY that's a likely Why DOUgn laden with the thousand buds just t you make a match I know to burst into full bloom all all testify in note and put the note where the money had been When he awoke to consciousness i you grasp your book evince their wonderful adaptation to the purpose for which they -s WM his 5 cor T f a tana mif hitt DHATT j iu a low M along towards the home that a splendid look at the wielded the Avalanche ie only dread was of the little of its tails 1 A witty man who lived in constant fei having absconded one of his lf after all she should betray give me my glasses said the A witty man who lived inconstant fear of desperate mischief doctor Is it a new one Jason bailiffs having absconded one of his o a wretched predicament Yes sir rather I said giving an ces asked what the reason of his absence to bc m I groaned aloud at the ger look in the direction of the lane which ho replied I apprehend he a brave face upon the how much money he was out Finding his purse almost empty he How in did I spend all my money You paid off that note I answered the friend mattered old P quiet y stowing t wa right that we should ger oo n Well drawled tho doctor eyeing me slyly was apprehensive of being apprehended and away his wallot I must have been most that coat is handsome he left to avoid apprehension drunk len I look properties of a microscope the hand subject upon the venerable Chief Justice Shaw I am to our volition and yielding implicit obedience like a before his idol I know that he to our slightest wish Thus my son wben we is ugly but I fell that he is look abroad upon the works of God we art pressed with the fact that it is an act of ebn- Telegraph gives in proof of descension in the Almighty Potentate of thi hen is immortal that her universe to lend an ear to our feeble 1 tions of praise son never gets
