Waukesha Plaindealer (Newspaper) - September 17, 1872, Waukesha, Wisconsin When they we cease to in In Exchange limiting anil on i ff oil anil mil to or 1 upon UB aru to Milwaukee Hunk fir National BUSINESS CARDS WM A I AND SELLS CO U TONS and Jill M of in NOTICE BLOCK Tyler Sf For i REPAIRING AND CLEANING Ally to my on r Silverware 0 A a Kinart fellow way Mil for one blunder day tt left r n Monday one or rouud umoni the people To 11 he would do Thr portion iiol u fault la lind iud searching preaching the very kind all went and Until they tile rent the pew On these liis pungent Mil hit COM to fit Of hU you all I And tu the tin tiers It vou a John with a quiet smile assured him that he was pleased with his This pleased the General highly for he had been afraid John would ob- ject to a step-mother younger than self The next morning the General ordered Powhattan brought out and led over to Mrs Fauntleroy's Galling John he requested him to call upon Mrs roy The Whig party disgraced itself Mr Clay's district sir and I am It was customary in former days fur nil of thi bust to at- tend the prominent and this was in the contest Mi and General Combs in Out of affairs grew the authentic story of the nicest widow in the region Not far from the Forks of Elkhorn lived the ty little widow Fauntleroy and oue of j her nearest neighbors was General ton The General had looked upon the j little widow very much as he looked upon i his blooded horse linest in tbe region The pretty Mrs Fauntleroy lint been a widow more than a year while the having a great regard for etiquette waited patiently for that time to e in order to declare himself But with her woman's art kept j her luver at bav and yet kept him iu her train escorted her to this barbecue and when returning had expressed his at the prospects of General and the success of the Whig ty The widow took sides with the Democracy and offered to wage her blooded saddle horse Gipsey or anything else on her place against Powhattan or anything might might fancy on the general's place The general's gallantry would not low him tu refuse the wager which he promptly accepted this time they I had the north Fork of Elkhorn and were admit to furd it bridges were plenty in those when John Peyton tiie General's only son and heir came up at a sharp gait behind them The widow and bowed to John and rude mi tiie stream but a little behind her companion The east bank was verv sleep and required the horses to put forth nearly all their strength to reach the tup with their loads As luck would have it good or ill the girth broke when just at commencement of tiie steep part Tho lady still seated on her saddle slid swiftly into the water while her went up the bank like an arrow John leaped his in an instant caught the and saddle and before the General had re- covered front his astonishment was at the tup of the bank with Tho m com- to part with the finest blooded horse in the to my wager with that lady sir The black boy had led to the hitching rail in front of Mrs leroy's yard and having tied him hail gone into quarters to tell his colored i brothers and sisters of their mistress's i great good luck in having won the famous j horse said the General to Mrs I have come like a true Kentucky gentleman to pay a wager I have lost Powhattan madam is fully yours But General I believe the wager was conditional It was the horse or anything else on the place was it j Madam you are correct but I 1 not permit you to select an inferior mal You have another and superior mal replied the widow ingly son John if he would but use his tongue I think I shall choose him The General rose and in his blandest manner the ladies good morning To John ho said Sir you will remain General Peyton never forgave his daughter-in-law her practical joke In Mixed We go where way ALEXANDER F PRATT We without And though cm J ill ate jirt plenty had at it AH of Or ao their run nx ari over rnan Stone Block lic iu DENTIST Tlie who oniony us Jly no the we think of him t- he li quite the custom To few in 10 do DECISIONS A TEAR after years he used tu say Sir she is the finest lady in the grass region but she lacks taste sir Cast a JUnc for A young man stood listlessly watching on a bridge He was poor and dejected At last approaching a basket filled with wholesome looking had these I would be happy S I could sell them at a lair price and buy mo food and lodgings Indian Legend of the Origin of the Un- dying Nuisance Tho Red Indians have a legend origin of mosquitoes They say that a time famine and the Indians could get no game Hundreds had died from hunger and desolation All kinds of offerings were made to the Great Spirit without till one two hunters came white wolverine a very rare animal Upon shooting tho white wolverine an old woman sprang out of the skin and saying she was a go and live with the Indians promising them plenty of game as long as they treated her well and gave her the first choice of all the game that should be brought Tho two Indians assented and took the old woman home with which event was immediately succeeded by an abundance of game When the sharpness of the famine had passed the Indians became dainty in their appetites and complained of the manner in which the old woman took herself all the choice bits and this feeling became so intense that notwithstanding her ings that if they violated their promises a terrible calamity would come upon the Indians they one day killed her as she seized upon her share of fat reindeer which brought in Great consternation immediately struck the witnesses of the to escape the predicted calamity boldly struck their tents and moved away to a great distance Time passed on- without any phe and game becoming even more plentiful the Indians to laugh at their being deceived by the old woman Finally a hunting party on a long chase for reindeer which had led them back on the spot where the old woman was upon her skeleton and one of them kicked the skull with his foot In an instant a small body arose from the eyes and ears of the skull which proved to be in- sects They attacked the hunters with groat fury and drove them to the river protection The skull continued to r out its little stream and the air be- Sam who am you are The Age of Mnn Prof Faraday adopts ological theory that the age of man is duration of life he be- far from it Why what's the sir I'm so I'don't know who I am Don't take it so to my heart I ain't I'm taking it to my sir what's the Why I'm married Why you should be happy but I ain't Well all men are supposed to be happy Yes but how many are Well sir as J said take it so hard Tell us all about it Well Sam I'll tell you what it is I married a widder and this widder had a j 100 i be measured from the time of growth When once the bones and are united the body grows no Qh yes see how it is Yon have been making love to this daughter No than that Tou father was a widower and bo married this daughter so that makes my father my Well don't you see am mixed Well sir is that Xo only wish it was Don't you see my is my step-mother ain't she Well then her mother is my ain't she? Well I'm ried to her ain't I So that makes me my own grandfather doesn't for Hon Henry Wilson alias Colbath made a speech in Boston in which particularly delighted the foreign at that time and its reproduction now will probably have the samo effect We have not the space to publish it in full but confine ourselves to one of its most forcible extracts Mr Wilson said Iu the heart of the foreigner beats not a single noble impulse not one single throb of patriotism He is so brutal and degraded that he has no sympathy for anything but and lager beer potatoes and buttermilk or some other outlandish dish fit only for hogs of the fall 1 I 1 T for the old woman's street or pen All the oaths m the world will give you just as many and just as good said the owner who ed to overheard his words if you will do me a trifling And what asked the other Only to this line till I come back I wish logo on a short errand The proposal was gladly accented The old man was gone so long that the youns man began to be Meanwhile the hungry fish snapped greedily at the baited hook and the young man lost all his depression in the excitement of pulling them in and when the owner of the line he bad caught a large number Counting out from them us many as were in the basket and presenting them to the young man the old fisherman said I fulfill my promise Uli you have caught to teach you whenever you see others earning what to waste no time in fruitless wishing but cast a line for yourself for Which is the best way to retain a young lady's affection to return death The hunters upon returning to found Indians Some tell me that many foreigners it is at twenty years this union is affected to man The natural of life is five removes from the several points Man being twenty years in growing lives five times twenty that is one hundred years the camel is eight years in growing lives five times eight years that is to the horse is five years in growing and lives twenty-five years so with other animals The man who does not die of sickness lives anywhere from eighty to one hundred years Providence has given man a century to live but he does not attain it because he inherits disease eats unwholesome food gives license to his passions and permits vexation to dis- turb his he does not die he kills himself The professor divides life into two equal halves growth and de- cline and these halves into infancy youth virility and age Infancy extends to the year youth to the tieth because it is during this time that the tissues become firm virility from fifty to seventy-five during which the organism remains complete and at old age commences AH A cood story is told of a parrot who had always lived on board of a ship but who escaped at One of the Southern ports and took refuge in a church Soon after- wards the congregation the minister began preaching to them in his earnest fashion saying there was no virtue in them that every one then would go to hell unless they speedily re- Just as he spoke the up spoke the parrot from his place All hands below To say that all hands were startled would be a mild way of putting it The peculiar voice and unknown source had much more effect on them than the son's ever had He waited a moment and then a shade or two paler he re- the warning John S C- Abbott is grinding out an- other book Dr J G Holland will publish a ume of this fall thousand men are engaged in the business at Leipsic Louise Colet the French authoress left a fortune francs ed by her pen The Figaro in Paris pays its assistant editors francs a year for two hours daily The New York Evening Post mends the rebuilding of the homos or Whittier and Emerson public tion An original novel in tongue has recently been I camp j terribly from the plague and ever since i that time the red men have been ed by the for their ness to their preserver the 31 in n o Us Tribune them A Baltimore woman uts been arrested for being up common scold Keep it Docs a widower recover from the griet for the loss of the dear departed when he The circulating library at Long 1 his widow was equal to the circulate its make bustles siun for she begged the General to on and stop her horse which had began to his part in the ride now v ho will In- in nidi U or Cans by tho A Hair OT Work Hade to Ilv uf i room it of the Vor the mill HAIK WOEK OF ALL I I Curls Chains N j J ca-l of ID Snl.iOli Done in Best Manner CASH HAIR JOHNSON CO and was beginning to increase his towards homu The General did as he was bid and u with the horse In the had secure 1 his own horse and the General canio hack with the horse she John were laughing merrily over the accident hut what further passed between them is only known to themselves John repaired the broken girth fastened the saddle again on the horse placed the lady in her scat bade her evening mounted his taking another road down the rode rapidly home leaving the General 10 escort the widow It is unnecessary to relate how he en- his fair companion with derous anecdotes of Mr Clay aud other famous public men but when tho Fauntleroy place he accepted the lady's invitation to dismount and take tea with her After having changed her wet the pretty widdow entertained her with her bright smiles aud some The General was contents do not What have you to remark about my singing V Nothing sir it is not remarkable To milliners What is most likely to become a fair-haired woman Why a fair-haired little girl to be sure The editress of a Western journal re- cently announced thaf the arrival of an extra male prevented the prompt issue of her paper heartily tired I am said a fashionable lady to her maid Jane who is it 1 am in mourning fur A man that marries a widow is bound to give up smoking and chewing If she up her weed's lor him ho should give up the weed for her A in what he knows about a plan to remove weeds a go 3d looking man has only to say Wilt and they wilt Newly Ed is a employed on the Chicago Alton and St Louis railroad He was married only a few weeks ago His has been wearing a piece of red her neck for tho past tea days and complaining of a wry neck This is how it came to pass had just been doing extra duty taking a sick friend's train in addition to his own and so had not boon in bed for forty-eight hours a matter of course he was nearly worn as soon as big supper had been eaten he went lo bed to sleep perchance to dream He was soon locked in the arms of Morpheus and Mary Again his loot was on native plat form and he heard the warning toot of the whistle for brakes The shadowy train bore him swiftly on the telegraph fleeted past quicker 1 the whole country fled by far olf another roar and swinging out by the he saw another train coming at lightning speed around the curve Both trains were crowded with passengers in another moment they would rush ether and from the piles of ruin a cry of would shiver to the tingling stars from the lips of the maimed and engineer had seen their for at that moment in his dream like a panorama mo in rollers In his dream he uca arc intelligent yes How ill j the name of Almighty can they say that Look at the Dutchman smoking his pipe and if you sec one ray of in that dirty idiot looking face of his show it to me WE MUST CHANGE THE LAWS OF THE LAND and prevent rant degraded here from office Villains asd ruffians who congregate in and around villages and large cities and lives by stealing and from the Americans Some they It OTC rights So they to wider our and lilt ike soil AND DO AS WE BID They are inferior in intellect and intelligence to ho Americans and must IK and shalt If put doirn AND DOWN IP IT HAS TO BE DONE AT THE POINT OF THE BAYONET AND WITH POWDER AND LEAD Gratis Nobody is more like an honest man than a thorough rogue When you sec a man with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window you may depend upon it he keeps a very small stock of it within Do not choose your friend by his looks handsome shoes often pinch feet Do not be fond of compliments re- member thank yon pussy and thank vou killed the cat Don't believe the man who talks the most for mewing cats are very seldom good mousers By no means put yourself -in another person's power if you put your thumb between two grinders they are very apt All hands below again rang Out die same voice The preacher started from his pulpit and looked anxiously around inquiring if anybody had spoken All hands below was the only re- ply at which the entire panic stricken up and a moment after all for tho doors tho preacher ing his host to be first and during the time the bird kept up his yelling All hands below There was one old woman who was lame and could not get out as fast as the rest and in a short time she was left en- tirely alone Just as she was about to hobble out the parrot flew down and alighted on her shoulder again yelled in her All hands below No no Mister Devil the old woman you can't mean me I go to the other church across the way for the Hebrew published m Vienna Its title is Two unpublished manuscripts of Thackaray have been recently discover ed and will soon be given to the world French readers have found pleasure iu Madame la Comtesse new work La do Lord rou The lady's conclusion is that the poet's youthful life was more eccentric than vicious A History of the Declension and Prospective Pall of the Great Republic of the United is about to Jbc published by an Indiana lady Miss Austine Snead of Washington has been engaged by a leading London weekly to do up ington socially and politically next ter whistle calling for brakes 1 to bite and unearthly With the it Dear mo bow of this strength of desperation he gripped the brake ami turned it down There was a pain and Ed woke to find himself sitting up in bed and holding his wife by the ears almost twisted off her head Ed s wife came to wear a piece of red flannel round her throat and complain of a wry ueck Louis Democrat That shade is a fertilizer is a fact which has long and much has been written to explain it A few words will be sufficient for that pose Shade operates simply by pre- Drink nothing without seeing sign The following rules for measuring corn and liquids will be useful to many of our i 1 Shocked tbe length width and depth of the crib in multiply these three dimensions and their product by eight then cut oJf two figures to the right those on the left will be so many barrels and those on the right so of a barrel 3 as in rule first in the above and the product obtained by 5 then cut off two figures ou the right those on tbe left will be so many those on the right so many hundredths of a barrel For grain fruit herbs in house or box find the length breadth and depth multiply them together then annex two cyphers and divide the product by one hundred and twenty-four Answers sure that it means no more than it says 8 Don't go to law you Iwe g tue in inches from the bung the under edge to the chime multiply it into itself twice and the product by five hundred and seventy The copyright of Dumas works is about to be sold by public auction It is understood that the reserved price is ed for a very low francs for the dramatic part and francs for his other productions The Spectator says that Mr J J Platt's and other Poems possess some of tho fine characteristics which it praised in his former of verse but as a whole the poems do not indicate advance Madame do Stacl If I were mistress of fifty languages I would think in the deep German converse in the gay in the copious in the majestic Spanish deliver in the noble Greek aud make love in the soft Italian Theodore Hook's published nearly fifty years ago have been reprinted and poor Mrs tington has the best reason of ing that some of her best hits were ed long before she mended a pen An enthusiastic admirer of Victor go arrived recently from Kussin in Paris He brought with him a large trained bear which be desired to present to tho author of Man who Laughs M Hugo gratefully accepted the had bear sent at once to the Jardin dos The New York Day no longer supports the straight -out movement but hoists tho and Brown banner A little girl who was asked to define it is hearing with the eyes instead of with the cars A man has discovered that a kerosene bate taken every morning bo- fore breakfast will keep flies away from a well as every other living thing Miss Tulip in speaking of old bachelors gays that they are frozen out old ers in the of love As they are useless as weeds they should be served iu the same I Do you take any asked Sharp of Never sir except I in un- well and then my weakness is cognac Just now I'm troubled with and I don't if I do Would you take tbe last cent a son has for a glass of soda water i a Kankakee youth responded the unthinking proprietor whereupon m i the pulled out the cent aod got ing to loose lawyer's houses on heads Put no dependence on the label 01 bag kind and count money after your own In any business never wade into water where you cannot see the bottom Sec the sack open before you buy what the dark is in it for he who trades asks to bo cheated l Tlic of lo al kll r wml r 1 1 -I c ealer -In choice Tobacco ami fruit Corn palil for Main ITS BRANCHES of Doors Flooring Siding Sic Planing Turning aud all work usually iu wood by machinery I ost songstress madam in the blue grass region AY hen he bid her goodnight ami shook hands with her on tho porch the wicked little widow gave his hand a little squeeze only a little but it thrilled like an tric shock through his great ponderous frame while she laughingly reminded That night in his Widow THE LATEST Co At Albany N Y two dry entered tho saloon of Chas farth and wished him to loan them some money on their stock the same delighted i time a pitiable story j tunes and how much they needed While they were talking three other who became interested in which is in the soil G IMF which is continually furnished by rain hint of his wager reams the little S- In I Wooden Ware Fruiti kind of iu W Omc on C Western Trees for tern FOR SALS AT TIIE men came in now much he wanted and was answers They h ir K and in kind Trunks ir Street the Apple Trees 3 -1 years old Pear Trees Plum Trees Early Cherry Trees Siberian Crab Trees largest berries Blackberries Gooseberries Temperance on hand quality of Furniture Vt ort to from material In tho for Evergreens Deciduous All of which will bo at this very ratos GEO Uos Wis was repeated so often and in so maty bewitching forms that he resolved to propose to her ai their first meeting nor did he dream that he could be refused j out s The next a letter from his tobacco called General Peyton to Louisville and before his return the contest in the Ashland district was and wonderful to relate John C the young Democrat elected to Congress Gen Peyton looked goods over when the last comer insisted that they were fully worth and urged frath to take them at representing that he would be in during tho day and if he did not desire the goods he would take them bade This sition seemed a good one to he by which is rapidly driven a naked surface of the soil by a sun To preserve the ammonia the fanner plows his manure shortly after it is spread upon the soil and spreads his manure upon his meadows late in the fall or in the winter or early in the that the ammonia may bo washed out of it into the soil and prevent its tion by the sun Ammonia is either food or a condiment for most which is necessary to their rapid It has been the The horse of all work should not be less than 15 bands high nor less than in weight lively ears broad between the eyes round barrel short loin well up in the shoulders deep chested quarters flat legs short between the knee and pastern hind legs well under equal to eight miles an hour on the and at hast three miles at the plow with sufficient blood to insure spirit style and endurance As in this class it the mature mals arc intended for breeding they should W sound and as the young mals must be judged on their own merits as well as their promise for future be sound or else ih gallons quarts pints and gills Measuring three hundred and seventy feet on side and you have lacking one inch one square mile Pic Ii up Fallen Apples In the early season apples begin to fall mostly those that have in them a worm after day future beneSt by preventing the exit of the larve of the worm and at the same time the apple fed to horses cows etc are acceptable nutritious as food We have all our fallen fruit from the nut gathered and fed stock But now soon will bv repeated in land that the largest crops of wheat can be raised by imparting to the soil an ex- tra quantity of ammonia either by ness they also muss i they cannot compote The horse of all work is intended to size ot a out tu our the drink A young man directing a letter to his wrote her name thus You Ness Brown The was what at a loss to know what to do with the letter but finally sent it to You Hope by tho pack it Dr used to relate that on one of his visits of Dicu having ed a patient how he did the sick man answered Ah doctor I am so ill that if anybody came and told me I was dead I should not be astonished at it When Creeley wrote let tho ward sisters depart in Grant was negotiating through a relative for a Captain's commission in the army under Governor Jackson of Missouri and Gen Logan was recruiting confederate service for tho A seasonable theatrical programme for paid over the and receive aud soon after the four men went i 0 no loss ly spreading salts of ammonia or by guano Hence the greatest fertility of the soil be more surely preserved by an was both astonished ana sir the region disgraced itself wasi most the first remark to his neighbor Col Beaufort To bis son John he communicated his intention of bringing Mrs Fauntleroy to adorn the head of his table she is tho finest lady in the grass region and I hope you respect your future mother In severity of sarcastic remarks Burns was perhaps unrivalled Iu a tavern one the conversation turning on the death of a friend one of the company observed he meant to attend the neral requesting at the same time that Mr B should accommodate him with the alternation of crops rather than naked fallow from which a scorching sun drives off the ammonia rapidly should ever hear in mind the eloquent wo an English writer that mighty JN pair from poor grapes but a good vinegar can be made and it is perhaps at market price say four or dollars a barrel of thirty-two gallons more profitable than cider while the gain in the prevention of insect in orchards by means of The horse ot all is w this early imperfect fruit is beyond be capable of being trained for the estimate All orchardists should see i il- come more mature specimens and yet with tbe worm in them These if following valuable for the making of a No good cider can be made from them which Sea any good wine can DC made pose but in alternations iu Cor Ohio Times A friend of ours visiting a neighbor found him disabled from horse I am answered the poet j his foot Hobbling out to the to tho same funeral I cannot lend you stable how K my coat but I can suggest a substitute happened I was here said What is asked the he and the horse brought his foot right Throw your character over your dom on mine Our friend looked at said Burns and that will the injured member which was of the prove the blackest coat you ever wore in No and said very quietly vour lifetime horse must step somewhere die for harness and to be able to go on the road or in draught as he may chance to be broken It may be that the horse of all work shall a few years make a useful spirited handsome family roadster or he may be brought up to be a good draught true to pull 0 lf load that may be put behind him words ot j 011 use be is put to j will note that he is not renews her strength not by indolent re- judged by the speed he may make for a mile Hence also it will be noted that he may be thoroughbred or he may for the same reason he must have size action and spirit as as he is worthy of a premium as a breeding of Michigan Society Since the Louisville George Francis has withdrawn from the Presidential contest and last Saturday started on a tour to Europe George isn't carefully to this item of removing readily this early wormy fruit A Swindle A prime looking youth went up to an elderly South Boston newsdealer the er day and claimed an acquaintance which the gentleman was slow to recall don't kaow says the man with a heavy emphasis on bis word Why son of took papers of you for years before he died and I have ever since but we've moved and now lie over the hill By the way Air Rich I believe I owe you a dollar on the last quarter The old pulse quickened he took another look and remembered His debtor produced a ten lar the debt was settled and they bid each other a courteous adieu The proved to be a counterfeit of to conclude witn Doming to Wear The orchestra will occasionally introduce some fresh air The most extraordinary instance of on record is that of an American who listened silently for two days while a couple of wordy lawyers ed about the construction of an act 01 the legislature and then ended the con- by quietly the law is repealed A gentleman lying on his death bed called to his coachman who had been an old servant m going a Ion and journey worse than ever you drove me sir re- plied the fellow he having been an in- different never let that dis- courage you for it is all down hill A lawyer the other day a barber shop to procure a wig- In king the dimensions of the lawyer's head the boy exclaimed j Why how long your head is sir replied worthy friend we lawyers must have long heads Tho boy proceeded to his vocation but at length exclaimed Lord sir your is as thick as it is long
