Waukesha Plaindealer (Newspaper) - April 19, 1870, Waukesha, Wisconsin BY ALEXANDER F PRATT We go where Democratic Principles lead the way When they Disappear we cease to follow TWO DOLLARS A TEAR ffi ADVANCE WAUKESHA WISCONSIN TUESDAY APRIL 19 1870 40 I Ck gealer I PUBLISHED EVERY TUESDAY Office In Berber Stone in at Expiration L aad Business Cards COTLE Votary Public and Licensed attend promptly to all business connected with tbe conveyance of real abstracts of titles and Rive such other in- formation as the records may disclose for the of those or selling in Waukesha County Office in of Deeds Buildings DR SMITH'S ECLECTIC MEDICAL Surgical Practice TFD than forty jonn commenced practice la Boston Mass ID and m place In 1847 THE DOCTOR confident of being to Give Satisfaction to Those Who Give Treasurer o County Office in Building Office hours from 9 a m to 12 and from 1 to 4 p m Except 01 Mondays will open at 1 o'clock and cloic on at 12 m Wm S Superintendent of Scliools in office m the Court House every Office hours from 9 to 12 a irom 1 to 4 p m Post Office address 26 ST Wis The completed a new Ul and furnished it in first class style tenders his thanks to the public for fivers hoping that dy a strict tion to business in his new and hotel he both merit and receive liberal patronage V stabling for horses HOLBROOK Maria leased the well-known Exchange Hotel at I shall spare no pains ranks iho stay comfortable respectfully solicit a share of is Him a Call Shoulder Snpp on hand and to flt Consultation confidential and ch Dr J SMITH Box 123 D E N T I S Graduate of phia Dental O Alert MAIN D H NTI S T All branches of dentistry performed with ind Office la now block corner of South nnd St Physician and Surgeon office in Clarke's stone block over Miss Clarke's store Main street Waukesha 21 F i D Homeopathic Physician and Surgeon Office over Jewelry store Waukesha 1 Ji Jr 31 Physician and Surgeon Office at his ing house corner of Main and Bridge St's 1 16 L Will receive and and make collections in the State of Wisconsin and on for buying and selling R tat Office in over al Bank W JS at Waukesha Wii ia P TT Uw stons block in second of St COOK and at Law office in olock AND REAL ESTATE AGENTS IN AND A Banking Business and In- tercet on Lime Deposits on Rual EH La to negotiated and Bought ami Sold to or Real ate to call upon us FIRST Milwaukee MANK Chicago NATIONAL BANK New York In an old churchyard stood a atone The hand of hkd It Ho only pare Upon OQU aide I could ot our mother An epitaph which of WAS on I'd gazed on monuments of 10 I'd the Where a great hero lien But by this I And read It o'er and o'er Tor I had inscribed words as there made homo A noble record A of memory sweet To those ahe loyed bereft And what n giTen Br who know her beat travail on plain rude a That marked the It was an humble I knew that they poor But they had sink And patiently endure They had marked her When bearing one by one Her many burdens up hill Till all her wort done 80 When stilled her weary heart folded iio And carried from tbe homo alwayn mads HO bright Her children rained Tbat money not AB ofa noble lift Whote record la OQ high A noble life 1 but written not In may book of fame Among the Lint of noted Nona her name yor only her own knew The And none but they could liow well her work Of marble rich and IB that rude atone whose bumble Such words of honor Oh t may we on thu Of those at home we love An epitaph truth may be lor us WM S Vies A J so and Counsellor at and Waukesha Office in tho Etna cor Main and Mill sts i Cleric of Circuit Public Court in County r and BARNEY J MARTIN FIELD a General ASi SELLS GOLD COUPONS BONDS Stumps nt All on Hand CD nil Principal cf 37 T Conveyancer Public Land Mid Insurance Agent Office op- Farmers National Bank cornor Mam Clinton jr A Madison Mutual Insurance Co 11 in Fruits Confectioneries ic old stand Mill street Oysters th best rhe market to ladies and gentlemen at all and retail kours at wholesale 20 it tr STOW in Crockery Wooden Ware Mirrors Lamps Notions Also a ood int of Staple and Fancy Grocci ics Carbon Oil ic 4 Butter und OTCI the Post Office Waukesha Wis Satisfaction guaranteed or no charge ROBERT JiAGO Licensed Auctioneer for Wisconsin Prompt attention given to all culls in his nt vary low rates Address Robert Bang P 0 County Wm S Dealer in Groceries Provisions Fruit paid for butter tc in the west store of Clarke's block Waukesha sl W K Manufacturer and Dealer in all kinds of ness Saddles Trunks Gents eling Bugs 108 Spring Street the Plankinton House attention given to Repairing 11 Extra Flour for Cash t market in s Block Main Street Waukesha IV u SA jva I.wmW Merchant Wis A good supply of all kinds of Lumber kept on hand at tho lowest rate at near the railroad depot OV In Hardware Cutlery Stoves war Implements Nail Glass Paints Oils ic treat Waukesha Tailor and door of Bauough Hard war Mum STKIN D Wholesale dealers iu Hats Caps Furs Straw Goods Gloves and Mittens So 342 East Water street si in Grain Feed Butter Eggs at the depot JOHy E Barber Shaving ing eta Shop in basement of Atna BlocK WASHINGTON April wan MISTIER cousin says he has lose all faith in his friends He is crazy at laist half the time aud when ho has his spells all we can get out of him is Sau He kapes us all nights and all the rest we get is meals The Doctor says ho is a that I do no Fhy only last night 1 was routed out of me bed by the worst I thought the house was on fire to be sure I pulled on corsets iu a hurry being the only thing I could having hid me clothes for fear I was going out on a lark wid me rushed to Fhat a scene to be There sat me cousin's wife on the bed wid a pillow in her mouth like a aud shouting the bed and charged under thare and got howld of a bare leg and pulled it Symptoms of a man were gradually attenuated form of me cousin Ulisses was brought to view He was apparently asleep I put a glass of fishky to his fhen be woke up Fhat the are yez doing under the says I Looking for Saa says he I looked the bed but divil the Sau Domingo could I find but a and demijohn San says I to him for I didn't know f bat he meant Then he went on and explained to us that he had boen led to the prom- ises of his friends to invest a larse of his and other money in rail iu the island of San And how his friends had have Me cousin says dam a that won't divide You ought to see Buthler He it was ye mind that wanted to seed a his to Point and now the War Department say's the can't go there Buthler snys that boy is as good as As is and no bother I think that's the raison they won't take uager because he is no better than But of makes me We thought we had done a thing for Africa fhen we ted Mishter Revels but ye know he as black as some of them fhat do ye think the ils are Och they say if we don't admit some gers black that charcoal wild mak a mark on them they shall think that Kevels was let in on account of liis fhite blood And then tbe threats in are not Lit in makes the hair of ivery member of our loyal party to on end like upon the frightful They actually swear they will lave us to our own destruction and vote wid the Fhat a fate is that awaits us if these jet cannot be conciliated Conciliation is our and me cousin says I buckle on his ar- mory and so South to tache the gers their dooty Be I fear there is nothing in the future for me but to dale wid It is terrible to think of the gratitude fhich black are showing us ther all we have done for we are sorry now that we let Revels in because we might have known it wouldn't end there They won't be satisfied now until ivery nager in the whole country is drawing pay from the government They are nor a When I think of I can't kape from laughing Suppose they elect a nager for President which is the programme now for 1872 what delicious fun it will be to see the fhite men pretending to be of the nager just to get an office It is ther than a circus just the thinking of it I have been laying back kaping give you tbe first nows about the change in the Cabinet But I am afraid it has all busted up Ye see A PAST LIFE Nestled in one numerous picturesque valleys of Berkshire is an village of true New England wish its single long street quiet to a church two with tered then a store scattered tlie hotel and bridge to which list but public buildings can be added There were however a town house and a bank iu the village In this place Junius first saw the in about the year and in giving him maternity his moth by the side of her who had given her life for the child for whom his own proved a second sacrifice AN ELOPEMENT A few days ago an old gentleman to this city from in search of Ins he had left her husband und ran with the husband ot another woman He had been in pursuit of them for over a month and finally succeeded in tracing to this city On the 13th of February last a gentleman and lady with two children went to a tavern in this city on Main street 111 I 1 er SavB her life To the father this between brook and same that there was a man under I me nose 11 DATIS Shaving and first door wast of Ex- Shop change 11 mo cousin has got sick of Fish Fish is all right for a short time but too much fish is more than a man cares about Me cousin had it all arranged to put Ben Butler in the place of Fish as soon as he but when me susin axed the sardine to re- sign he refused lie said one thing le always Licked was Then me cousin got as mad as a heu and says he don't resign yer office it will be me dooty to prefer charges against you and have ye im- Thin says Fish if ye pay ne back the money I paid toward yer houso and lot wid interest I will be I get ready But me cousin can't do that because all his spare money is in rail estate and things and Butler won't advance He says he has got all the money in the gift prise he can afford and if he don't get something to show for it soon there will be a muss Me cousin is in great because he can't find a place in the Cabinet for Butler be- cause Butler has got a sacret out of me cousin which we fear be will not kape to himself Oh if some one in the Cabinet would only hat a load it would take off me cousin's stomach And it seems as though it was time af no one has died iu that was most severe The boy however survived his mother and as he grew up tho whole ol the love and affection of the remaining parent were lavished upon the child Tima ed and the youth was soon found at school a bright quick in- pupil Every attention was bestowed upon his education At 14 he was clerk in the bank ot the village of which bis father was cashier lie was found to be well fitted for such a responsible place particularly rapid aad correct in his calculations After four years of duty there both father aud son were called to enter a in a large and more thriving town capacity respectively ot- casliier and teller Here both re- gained about five years nnd both could have staid many years more with profit to themselves and tion to all concerned had it not been that the young man was ambitious of going iu the The father was loth to have him goi but after repeated owing an opportunity to a partnership with an old and trusted banker friend the two went into the banking business in New York tinder the name and firm or Burr Co All prospered and after a year or two of two senior partners who had gone into the arrangement moro to secure the firm establishment cl the younger member upon a sure and safe foundation for any other reason the whole business full into the hands of tbe junior partner Business continued prosperous lie bought aud sold millions at the board The TOR SUX WAUKESHA Has also Village imd City Waukesha Oco Columbus be promptly attended to MODERATE Oil Glass Wall Paper School Books Stationery TO O A in Groceries Provisions Flour bait Ston and Wooden Wars Dried and and all kinds of Green FraiM Post Office Block Traits im their season Wis in d Tobacco Crockery choice 6 lass and Wooden Storin Cork's block formerly Main Mutual Insurance Co Boot and Shoe maker Barnes block Main street opposite 1 WIS es for All orders in his Una will Licensed Co will attend to all in Waukesha and adjoining counties moderate JS A W Wagon and Carriage manufacturers Street Wis 3 t promised that tho Sinate would the now they had gone back ontil him and his money Ah but didn't his give it till Says she and fhat do you want to pay out your hard-earned money for rail estate ior fhon yer friends will give ye more than ye san pay taxes on He couldn't answer and we put him to bed wid a wet towel on head and he had drank a bit of he slept the slape of the just But he has got his hairt set on it and the don't come to time there is no way to convince thorn but to do as the friends of the Pacific Subsidy a -o from New York to lobby it through He don't like to do that for fear of the scandal it would create and won't only as a resort He 62 Main X kinds of repairing Cheaply done Promptly Neatly and that once the headquarters of the flourishing Jack Brown and his enquired for Welch whom the man said he had formerly known He was told that Welch had cone to Cave The man after expressing re- grets at the absence of his old friend applied for a room for himself wife and two children giving his name as William Riley The proprietor ng Welch for whom the man and thinking the mere fact ot his an acquaintance a sufficient that nil was right gave him a room with thu woman nd two child re remained there ever since They seemed to live very and nil on swimmingly for the time being Yes however the old man mentioned who is nothing less than the owner of a woolen mill at sau made his appearance at the ping place of tho happy couple and laid claim to the woman as his lost daughter Riley was out at the work in a The meeting of father and daughter is said to be truly wept they BT JOSH w a fair transaction oil the face ov it But thare iz quite too often jobs in it It old older than tho an az ov thai nobody can parse History holds iu tongue who the par who first put tilken more he had to buy and sell the more easy it seemed for him to do the ness to him Very rapid accurate in all his trans- actions the president of the board of brokers once said of him that there was not one of the great number of the members of the board who couM him He would buy Erie of numerous parties in rapid succession to the often being attached the fractional parts ofa cent but his counts were the first to be ready and always the most correct and without the aid of pen or paper over three months Fish bether inspect his provisions fully or he may wake up some ing as as a mackerel The Baist has wan eye on him go and sit up wid me cousin It is time for his tin o'clock to come 011 Yer Hibernian wet nurse till the Royal family 1 affecting She wept he both wept He wanted her to leave her paramour and return at once to her husband She was willing to do so if she could only ob- tain some articles which ed for money Five dollars would cover the amount The old man money very readily and the daughter went out in town to procure them promising to return inside of an hour and theo leave with her er for homo ID place of going to the pawnbroker's she went to where har now love was busy salting down consultation savs that one woman J the French girl Saddler and St Harness maker Shop on- Mill barber shop kesha 22 Livery and Sale and furnished at short notice on oast of tH House Waukenha Cabinet Maker Temperance Stree esha constantly on quality of Furniture Coffins the very r workmanship and latest Buying for cub I to sell all goods in my line 25 per ct cheaper than any Also Custom Work done to order from erv best material in the most the West Call nnd examine my stock before purchasing elsewhere Wis T Deissner tor Flouring and all kinds of custom work done promptly and in the best manner 1 13 GEORGE Merchant in Gent ing second south of tbe Bank on Weit St that is taching him to talk blarney has set Congress wild and they are trying to pass a to ish on his account and ne don't know fhat they would do if he had a hundred here to help him 1 c see he thinks all these reforms they are trying to inaugurate have ence to him Why fhen Smator Pomeroy was advocating a to pre- vent drinking and gambling in the of Columbia he thought it drive at himself It is clare to me that me cousin's imagination is de- I wish they would get through their San Domingoes ior ty on me constitution to besetting up wid a man ivery night who is so violent that me head is liable to be at ony time Be wish it was we were enjoying the hate and sand in onr eyes at Long Branch or the physicking wather at and talking the Frinch pickled tongue THE SEED BEFORE and Home says Many thousands of dollars are lost annually in consequence of planting poor seed Acres of old worthless carrot boot onions and similar seeds are sown every year which might avoided if every one who is growing such crops would take the trouble of testing a few of the seeds previous to sowing The loss of preparing the ground and sowing is usually far more than the cost of the seeds and generally when their worthlessness is discovered the season is too far ad- to remedy the evil It is a very easy matter few seeds in or boxes and mine what portion will grow without running the risk of a crop in addition to the cost of preparing the soil and sowing One day a stenographic reporter was employed to record all his transactions and before the reporter write them out young Dee hac ais accounts correctly made up greatly to the surprise of all who were in the secret He grew rich and alas as ho grew rich reckless Wealth led to wine wine to women and fast horses and gambling followed iu fact to express it rather young man went it with a rush for a time seemed determined to sec how much and foolishly lie could spend In a drive to the Central park he has been known lo spend He would get the best and order tho driver to allow none to pass him He would stop at the most saloons on the route and indulge in the most costly wines Money was easily made and more easily expended And he seemed to think it would always be so But there is just where he was mistaken Few young men are able to stand dissipation ot character here indicated for any of time and Dee could not indulge therein without affecting himself as his business Depositors became suspicious friends warned and many withdrew their deposits and securities while hogs A hurled consultation resulted in the return of the daughter to her father with a flat refusal to budge her present situation She intended to stav with the man she loved and the paterfamilias could make tho best of it The old man didn't care to make a noise and so expressed the simple additional remark she didn't want to go with him lingly and she might stay With this it is said the left for his home in the Sucker State The story of tho elopement as gleaned from the statement of the old gentleman The husband of the daughter is in the old man's woolen mill His name is Basketball He is a plain matter fellow and attends to his engine all the Riley on the contrary was a dashing young fellow full of romance and ture who drove a splendid horse and buggy through the Streets of War the infinite astonishment o the inhabitants all of which was jus suited to the advanced ideas of Bas wife who was weaned ou with tho monotony of her husband's disposition This snon became ovi dent to the dashing Riley and he los no tima in wooing and winning her Riley had a wits and two children a home but the warmth of his pas sion in his new affinity induced him t forego all and an plan ned They fled on the of Feb ruary leaving doors and window wide open and the loved ones be hind to care for In th morning of that day Mrs others either ignorant ot his course or still having faith in him permitted theirs to remain But bund confidence Not satisfied wid A lady in a certain town in New Hampshire who carries on a is said to bft a capital financier writes a private letter to a friend in which she That last snow slorm was an awful sue and Mr Jones who hag been preaching here got snowed in at our house for five days He's a very hearty aater but you d better we kept him praying while he staid A lady advertising for a is very particular to have it that none need apply who are un- der six That female is from Bailey ly in favor of hymen I had with lis own money sufficient for his been using or that not being demands he drew asked her mother to gat dinner for her husband as she was going out visiting and would be gone all day The husband came got Ms dinner and left again without even a ion for it was not unusual for his wife to leave home to spend the day But when he returned from tbe mill found the house tamed with his wife's goods harness and work kind iiv it thru thick and thin up hill and down and on the level rain or shine survive or perish or or flu to But whoever they waz they must have made a good thing ov it or so menny ov their posterity would not hav up aud Thare iz moral grip to iage it is the mortar that holds ibo bricks together But thare but few who nit their money in matrimony who ould set down and a good whi uu they urn to do This iz a grate proof that it iz ono them natral kind ov hat must happen just birds fly out ov the nest when they hav being able tew tell why Sum marry for buty and never dis- cover their mistake this is lucky Sum marry for money and don't iee it Sum marry for pedigree and feel ig six months nnd then very cum tew the that ain't no better than Sum marry they hav bin sum where else this iz a cross match a bay and a may make it Sum marry for love without a cent n their pocket nor a friend in thu vorld nor a drop ov This desperate but it is the strength of tho game If marrying for lovo a matrimony iz a ded beet Sum marry they think will bo scarce next year and to wonder how tho crop holds out Sum marry to get rid md that the game was hat two could play at aud neither vin Sum marry tho second time to Ret sveti nnd find it a gambling he more they put down tho less they ake up Sum maary to be happy and not finding it wonder where all the goes to when it Sum marry they can't tell ive they can't tell how Almost everybody gets married and it iz a good joke Sum marry in haste and then sat down and think it carefully over Sum think it ovar careful fuat aud then sec down and marry Both ways aie right if they hit tho mark Sum marry rakes to convert This iz a little and takes a smart missionary to do it Sura marry coquettes This iz lika buying a poor farm heavily gaged and working the balance of your days to clear oph the mortgage Married life has its and this iz iust what gives it its flavor Everybody luvs tew with thu chances to win But I am authorized to utate that don't win Bat all married life iz full az certain az dty goods No man can swear he will fetch up whun ho ico Kno man kan toll jist what calico haz made up its mind tew do next Calico don's kno even herself Dry goods ov awl kinds is the child ov Sum never marry bat this iz just aE risky the disease iz the same with another name to it The man who stands on the bank at night he topsy-turvy from the immense sums with which ie had been y believing at first that he would be able to replace them when needed until lie had run through in a year a million and a half of dollars om terrible depot where he met all gone Upon investigation ne found that she had with Riley taking three of her children with her startling discovery he made up his bed and went to sleep Upon the same day Riley told his wife that to the doctor but went idly More and until all hope of retrieving the losses he had entailed his friends was useless His father himself wealthy en- to stem the flood throwing in his but the current was too powerful and it was swept forever Unrelenting creditors their claims the young man that it was useless to try and satisfy avoid arrest and im- prisonment fled the and now roams a fugitive in a foreign and The fattier mortally grieved at the course hi son had taken and that he could not restore the losses bis friends had suffered soon became insane and finally died m au insane asylum aud was buried by kind friends in the village cemetery to the The lather of Mr says that besides his family iu Warsau Riley has a wife anc saveral children in but the daughter denies all this One thins strange about the matter is that there is W infuriated husband to wreak vengeance on the head of the destroyer of his happiness At last accounts Mr was running bis engine and so tar the father and daughter have been the principal actors in this domestic drama The daughter says ber her borne yesterday but some who profess to know all about tbe matter says differently and affirm that an astounding sequel to this sin affair is yet to bo Courier shivering and iz more apt to catch cold than him who pitches his head fust into tbe river There iz but few who never marry they all hanker and them starve with bread before tbe in spread on both jist for tho lack ov grit is my motto I hev tried it and I know what I talking about If asks yu whi yu got married if tell him you don't Marriage is e safe way to if you win a pile and if yii yn don't lose the privilege of living dismally alone and soaking your own feet J repeat it STARRY YUNG There iz but one good for marriage late in life and that second Well John did you take that note I gave you to ilr Smithers gentleman of his rustic servant Yes sir replied John I took the note bat I don't ho can read it Can n read exclaimed tho gentleman why so John Because he is ao blind sir While I the room he axed mo where my hat wor and it wor on my head all the time Partington has been reading the weekly reports and thinks total must be an awfully since as many die of of all tho pat together
