Waukesha Plaindealer (Newspaper) - March 5, 1867, Waukesha, Wisconsin r BY ALEXANDER F PRATT We go where Democratic lead When they cease to follow TWO DOUARS A YEAR IN i v s t j NEW SERIES WAUKESHA VOL 33 Cbe flam PUBLISHED EVERT TUESDAY Office In Barber's Stone Tiro a if or Three at 1 cur AU V BUT 1 SING 1 1 Inch in 1 1 00 10 3 400 t lo on 55 CO 00 Q no j column 1 colum Column 1 and a lire per for five anil 50 for each id- four Oft for R aud fifty cents for each additional Notices nt rates proscribed by law on nf Editorial to a of ten n puch notice ut I lens one dollar not with Wll be till charged fur JOB PRINTING and others in want of CARDS Programmes Or any of In tho Jnh lln iu this BUSINESS CARDS H A and Licensed attend to all connected tlie of estate furnish of titles give in- as the records mny ibr the of those or selling lands in County in ister of Devils Buildings NATIONAL HOTEL Corner of and Water Streets F C This House is now open to the public class It is situated only one du anil Chicago to and from the Boats and Cars 8 SAMUEL H Notary Public and Conveyancer will attend to all business connected irith the conveyance Estate such Deeds Mortgages Leases which will be done promptly correctly and at the lowest rates will make Searches or Ab- stracts of and give all formation to those about purchasing or dis- lands in Office over the Post Office Physician and Office on- He continues to cure Cancor arid expel Tape no pay Treats all other and diseases as Extracts teeth with or either without Trusses and all needed appliances hand Consultation entirely COn- and JOHN D and Surgeon at dwelling House street Will trent diseases of tlie throat cancers itch will expel tope worms in twelve hours All private dis- of both anil female will also treat all other disease flesh is to attention to surgical operations Charges nte W D Dentist keeps constantly on full of Artificial Teeth from the best from 10 per cheaper rates Office in Hill's block Main 11 M Physician and Surgeon office in Clarke's stone block over store Main street V L M D Surgeon Office over 1 R Jr K D Physician anil Surgeon Office at his corner of and Bridge Grimes Old man see him more But he has Jelt a son that bears The name that old Grimes Ee wears a coat of latest cut His hat is new and gay cannot bear to view distress So turns from it away Eis pants are snug O'er His hair is by a barber He smokes cigars and A chain of massive gold is borne flashy vest His clothes are better every day were old Grimes best In court he constant walks Where he delight His hands are and very soft But softer is his Lead He's six feet post more teeth are white In habits he is sometimes loose And sometimes very tight His manners are of sweetest grace Sis voice ol softest tone His pin's the very one Timt old Grimes used to own A moustache adorns his fuce His neck a scarl of blue He sometimes to church for change And sleeps in Grimes pew Fie sports the fastest eab in town Is always quick to bet He never know But thinks its Juckson yet He has drank wines kind And liquors cold and hot Grimes in short is just sort Of Grimes not SILAS BICHARDSON Lumber Merchant Wis A good supply of all kinds of Lumber kept on hand and sold at the lowest rate at his vard near the railroad depot fc EXCHANGE II Tavins purchased the well-known Hotel tit I shall spare no pain to make stay of my quests comfortable and pleasant ami respectfully solicit a shun of public patronage Horses and carri J R Cable U S No to render the stay of pleasant agreeable to R WILLIAMS County Surveyor Conveyancer ami over Jackson's Drug Store T SPENCE Licensed Conveyancer Notary Public Loin Surveyor and Insurance Agent Office op posito National Hank corner Mail 1 ADAM and Public Office nt his resilience in New Berlin kesha County fw S HAWKINS L LYMAN Attorneys and Will receive and loan mid make in an county in the State of Wisconsin promptness and on reasonable terms Gen eral agency for buying and selling Heal Es tate Office in Aitkin's block over Nation hi Bank of Wis 1 J BOURBON Attorney and Counsellor at Law and Notary Public over Jackson's Drug Store JOHN L SMITH Assistant U S Assessor for Division No Office in Alexander's block over Jewelry Store Office hours from S to 12 M from 1 to -1 P M GIBBS s STR emus and Counsellors at Law office in Mock SO VERNON Attorney and Counsellor at Law ami Notary Public Waukesha in Barnes stone Mock D W SMALL Attorney and Counsellor at Law Office over the Summit Hank 1 CHAS STEIN BRO Dealers in Dry Goods Ready Made Clothing Boots and Shoes Groceries Aitkin's stone block Mill street 1 in Dry Goods and Goods Clarke's block Fancy 1 JOHN G Dealer in Goods Clothing Boots Shoos Old Store street JACOB Merchant Tailor anil dealer in Clothing and Furnishing Goods next door west of Burroughs Hardware Store Main street 1 STEIN MENDEL 11 M lc dealers in Caps Furs Straw Gloves and MitteriS No East Milwaukee 32 Dealer in Fruits Confectioneries Oysters old stand Mill street the best the market affords served to ladies and gentlemen at all reasonable hours also at wholesale retail 20 CHARLES CORK in Groceries Provisions choice pars and Tobacco Crockery Glass and Earthen Ware Confectionary Wooden are Also Superior Flour always on in Cork's block formerly Main street 1 K W STONED Dealer Groceries Provisions Dried and Can Crockery Stone and Wooden Ware choice Fine Cut Smoking Cigars Extra Flour Oil Je all of which will be exchanged for Greenbacks Butter Eggs ic at market Prices Main Street iii Stone Block BURROUGHS Dealer in Cutlery Stoves ware Agricultural Implements Joiners Tools Glass Paints Oils street 1 JOHN Dealer in all kinds Cutlery Implements Tin and Sheet at the OKI Point Main street 1 I N STEWART Superintendent Schools will be in his office in the Court House every Post Office address THOMAS McWILLIAMS Engle Dealer in Groceries Drugs and Medicines Crockery Glass and Wooden Ware Hardware and manufacturer of Tin ware general variety store 4 Wis Clins T tor Flouring mid all kinds of custom work done promptly in the best 13 The Jolly Judge A Judge nn the judgment bench A jolly judge was he said unto the officer call to inc There is no the marshal is none we dare try We've waited nil time to see If Jeff Davis will not Dealer in Grain Feed Hides Butter Eg at the depot PATRICK Dealer in Groceries Provisions and Liquors in his new stone block Mill street 1 C A ESTBERG Watch maker and Jeweler Clocks es and Jewelry repaired ami Alexander's block corner of Mill and Main streets 1 G C- CARLTON Successor to 0 E H C Tyler Photograph and Ambrotype rooms over the Post Office J A HIBBARD Agent for the Madison Mutual Insurance Co H SILAS BARBER Stable Horses nnd Carriages furnished nt short notice on Main street a few doors east of the American House 1 PHILLIP Meat keeps constantly on hand all kinds of fresh meat at the lowest market price Mill street near the Methodist Church S Epitaphs 1 BUTLER Here lies a great hero who shirked bloody He in a years of his fife ere he irns bottled much plunder he Which in spite of remonstrance he always Till it grew to a maxim beyond all debute That no Butler e'er took such good care of the plate And when vessels of silver were Sighed the they're hidden jamin'S missing in Ben ox PARSON Safe the sod Lies this bogus of God In the State of Tennessee could ns hard as lie blaspheming at a marl out his vital spark Probably he's gone well One would hardly like to tell This sepulchral none below Lies the South's malignant foe His unchristian hate E'en her ruin could not sate As she quivered in the dust At her broken heart he thrust Gentle render know you why He was thus her enemy 1 because of private ills Lee's burned his mills ON WADE Renowned for and canting in the and found wanting The aie millions to apin lie's not an Upper Benjamin I Wm D HORTOH Licensed Auctioneer for the District of Gossip with Contributors Br cousin will attend line promptly and No notis will this to -ail business in letters tlint Charges to a onto them correspond with the times 11 JOSEPH KAYE Auctioneer for Wisconsin will at- tend to all calls in his line Charges extremely moderate P 0 Box No 14 EGBERT licensed Auctioneer for Wisconsin Prompt given to all calls in his line and at very low rates Address Robert Bagg Centre Wisconsin 49 WILLIAM H HABDY licensed Kotary C and Conveyancer Wis Don't write only on one side of the don't write much on- to that Don't send n manuskript unless yon it after it gets dry We nil way np hill from ten cents to one dollar for tions to tlie heft And settlements promptly at end of the next ensuing year Poetry an J prose ively solicited Tlie highest market price for and JAMES MCDONALD of the Peace and another man s wire Conveyancer Sussex Co swearing aloud in our paper consul THOMAS CHANDLER umber Denier near the Depot Oconomowoc keeps on hand all kinds of lumber at prices deling freight 14 in Groceries Provisions Fruit Market price paid for butter eggs in the west store of Clarke's stone block si J A DUNBAH m and Fruits middle store of Clarke's stone article on is received It made mo laff like that might be iz bully frogs was -A ered by in the had slipped my memory Main street three doors west of the I'll also say grow mori crs National Bank as they grow This good to lost Sign and Ornamental Painter shop i very humbly dekline over Church's Wagon Factory Mam your on the flood 1 remark might possibly lead one man to think you do we our collums to be held responsible for increasing the number of The world has already got more PAINTING f you want a good and cheap job cf Carriage House Sign Painting or call on me at my shop Main Street nlS ROBT H H MESSENGER Having removed his Boot and Shoe shop to his house on Main the can and will or is line at re- SS repair anything in rates ICKE DIPPELL Boot and Shoe Makers in the Block Street JOHN Saddler and Harness maker Shop on Kill St adjoining Steits barber shop D n Fashionable Boot and mster opposite I Main 1 than there is enny need of There ain't no doubt in mi mind but that the flood was a cess and I have thought that another just such one would pay well some sections of the country A Chicago man who had not been out of the city for years fainted away in the pure air of- the country He was only resuscitated byj a dead fisli to his nose he slowly it smells like Optical Delusion A Arrested Fo Stephens A recent number of the Cork ald furnishes the annexed of an effort of a to reward of one thousand pounds for the capture of About seven o'clock on Saturday evening a man Barracks She was greatly muffled up and had a her eye A young English happened to be on guard challenged her knock She replied in Irish something that mind of the man of arms sounded like Brother Fenian This a upon him He communed with himself for a few the Ohio Feb Inhuman Treatment of a Child A Little Girl Abused by her The Child's Hands as a Mrs Fanny Blackburn a resident of on for inhumanly whipping or beating her child a little girl six or seven years of age This punishment was not the result of a single fit of rage but the child had been ed by both or three weeks The neighbors had protested but -had only met with insults the On of the child tbe police to tho rescue The woman was arrested and taken to the city prison and the child given Meantime the woman knocked into the care of some of the ladies and he considered it advisable to look j ing near Tne woman at the Mayors at her through a lie saw office made no said that her she was exactly the height of Stephens she had the same flabby face the same flowing locks the small bands but immensely big feet with immensely bigger lie concluded that she was the celebrated Head Centre in disguise Before placing arrest he was de- termined to test his conclusion by having an interview with ing if her left eye would while she was to of the unerring characteristics of Mr left optic whenever that is engaged in The gate was opened and tlie man entered had she got inside than she was in the manly of the bi sy soldier He ad- dressed her and she replied ho watched her face eagerly but she was unconscious of what was going to happen He was satisfied his mises were correct her left eye kept opening and shutting incessantly while the interview lasted The poor woman was quietly shoved into the guardroom and then the preparations Ibr defending the fort commenced The men were aroused from their etude and the guard told them what he had dune Sentries with drawn bayonets were placed on the room door to prevent the escape of the State prisoner the ramparts were mounted the portholes surrounded and the ordinance properly poised In tiie meantime a messenger had been suit the commanding officer of garrison to apprise him ot the At this juncture the came out of the kitchen and inquired what was the meaning of all slm the child to make it mind She was careful her name to emphasize Mrs Funny Blackburn She spoke nu word in explanation of her crime When the officer reported that the child would die in a few utes she showed no sign ot emotion Her face seemed that of a person much abused and with no proper tion of the crime attached to the in- human abuse of her child She ed into the cell at the city prison in a calm matter of fact way and scarcely heeded the expression of the that he must harry away for a Dr Helmick first visited the child and afterwards Dr Boyle The legs arias and body of the child were bruised as though beaten by a heavy stick or club and upon the body there were one or two very severe cut amounting almost to severe cuts a upon the head of the skull Tiie hands had been held to the hot stove until severely burned On both sides of each hand there were bad looking blisters and the mother admitted that she had resorted of the child's A Horrible Woman Con- fined Eighteen YearS in by a Mexican Padre Colima tells the following frightful story and calls upon the public to punish the When General the town of Ayo in September last he exacted a forced loan from the ple and a portion of it fell the curate of the as he would The curate acted pay but lie did not make his appearance nt the point for payment and General ordered him to be arrested A party of men his dwelling and the door there was no answer and they They found no one in the bouse and were about to leave it when they frightful voice ground saying I'm hungry Tlie in command went back to General and told him about the voice The General pointed a commission to examine the house This commission went to the dwelling and alter a examination they n movable stone in the floor and under this was a stairway leading down to a vault winch was entirely dark and had no connection with the air save by the staircase small hole that served us a ventilator In this they discovered a few articles of furniture and a woman who had been shut up there for eighteen years She was taken to General quarters When brought into the light where saw a number of persons she fainted After she had returned to her senses a thousand questions were her to which she replied that she had been buried in that vault for eighteen years without going out for a moment that she had been married and had children by her husband she knew nothing of their fate that while imprisoned in vault she had had children by the curate but she knew nothing cf what had I I become of these children and alter w a mode that she obstinate didn't know the stove was so hot Dates Worth Remembering Glass windows first used for light 1236 Chimneys first put to bouses Lead pipes first used for conducting water 1290 Tallow candles for light Spectacles invented Paper first made from Woolen cloth made 1299 1302 1341 land 141.0 1140 Art of printing in oil Art of printing front ble types 1477 Watches first made in many Variations of the mariners compass first noticed 1543 Pins first used in 1590 Telescope by ta and 1590 Jupiter's satellites ered by Jansen Tea first brought to Europe from Theater erected in England by 1601 Thermometer invented by 1619 Circulation of the blood dis- covered by Harvey Bricks first made of any de- sired size 1020 Printing in colors invented established Shoe buckles Wine made from grapes in When the and of- entered the little girl Sprang from thum but she was assured of their kindness she was most delirious in of ex- pressing her thankfulness ed absolutely insane the subject i T silent While this was passing a sergeant of the Brigade then present discovered that this woman was his mother and she recognized him as her son antl embraced him The son then ran for the father who came and 1030 163.5 i England 1039 clocks invented Sugarcane cultivated in the West 1043 Barometer in vented Ly in Italy 1646 Air guns 1650 Bread first made with yeast 1749 Steam engine invented 1759 Cottou first cultivated in the United States 1753 Inre engines invented Steam engine bv Wait Stereotyping invented in Scotland 1780 Animal magnetism ered by Mesmar Telegraph invented by Morse 1839 Daguerreotype made by Deguerre in First telegraph of whipped Later in V her father Thomas J 3 Inc: MM fV was not allowed to near his this fuss He was toid that his aL the foundry where he was 111 i- rades had captured Stephens whom they had then safely lodged in the guardroom The took a peep at the great prize through the window There he saw crying the poor who brought him his supply of milk He indulged in an immoderate fit of laughter and bad the woman liberated It was then found that she was suffering from a stye iu the left eye and that that optic winked very while she spoke This was how Stephens was captured on On this incident a Dublin cor- respondent has written the following which appears in Nation of the AN OPTICAL BALLAD tlie Forth went the royal mandate to all the Brit- ish lands Saying He shall be One Thousand Pounds who I rings unto Our hands A wicked rebel five feet seven inches h Light haired and fresh who winks his left Policemen and detectives some soldiers too I'm lold v a hungry Orangeman looked out to clutch the gold And while they or diank or talked kept watching on the sly For the wicked Irish rebel Brinks with his left eye A sentry at Cork Barracks heard n thunder at the gate At first lie moved to open it then though it better wait He stepped into a loophole look a quiet spy And saw a frenh broad face tnat winked with its left eye Fie locked her in the guardroom and shouted nut Till he half the garrison around him in a 1 he cried I have him fast he's five feet seven Light haired and fresh complexioned and he winks with his left eye said a British officer unbar the door till we Shall look upon the prisoner and judge if it be he They brought her oat she gazed 10 scream and cry Still when her streaming face she winked with her left eye Then spoke the British while ing through his glass S I think tis just as well to let this pass But teil UF madam ere you go what is the reason why one in the face you wink with your left eye She said Ynur honor's glory sure I'll tell you as I'm bid is soic this month or more and here upon the lid knows tis o stye And honor that's tho mason why I with my Tel: eye TOU loyal subjects who lore the Brit- ish take warning by this that lives in v If your day or night K with your do right hadn't died in the afternoon was St Francis Hospital at ed made use of some unwarranted and insulting expressions in regard to the ladies in whose charge the girl had been placed and two or three young fellows sons of ladies re- ferred to proceeded to trounce him after the most approved The police interfered and it was learned that he had abused the child as much as the wife and as the ing against them both was very ter he was arrested and taken to the calaboose Tho child taken to the the Medical College and hopes were yesterday entertained that it would recover but with a deformed body and a weakened mind Tha feeling against Blackburn and his wife jn Middletown was of such a character that a prompt arrest saved them worse fate The facts in the case afford their own comment The parties will have an examination before the Mayor to-day TYPOGRAPHICAL York letter writer thus sketches a few typographical One day last year Mr Greely wrote an editorial entitled H Steward Imagine his rage when it came to him in ard the Third Yet anybody miliar with if his inky jerks can be so will ly see not only how such a mistake could be made but how it probably would be Again he wrote about three men in and the got it three men in a back And this notwithstanding the fact that two compositors of sagacity and experience are hired at an extra ry because they can read his copy but George Ripley has been the tim of the grossest outrages in this line ID one of his book notices he took the liberty of quoting from Shakespeare true tis pity and pity tis tis And the wretched bungler got it Tis two tis fifty That is some worse than James F martyrdom when he wrote there no balm in and next morning to his Is there no barn in Mr Crawford a member of ment recently India the the news from America favors the and it arrived there with the information that news from America savors of soldiers recognized his wife The husband years ago was imprisoned under charge of liis woman Bogus Gold Dollars How tKe Cheat the A clergyman meeting with a who recently came into the a property by the deatn of his brother he was getting with the ment the estate said he I am having a dreadful time what with getting out letters of tion and The the following Richmond Va tells tale it uses to point the of Yankee ness and A few days since a Richmond ey named Joseph Robinson returned to this city from a Northern At Washington he met with a Yankee financier who had doubtless been en- gaged in a Wall street banking house who inquired of him whither be was travelling and on being informed by the unsophisticated ebony that he was journeying toward the capital of the Old Dominion in order to embrace his brother the following colloquy ensued gold in mond mighty scarce down dare sar out thirty-five pieces which by the gaslight re- gold I'll give you thirty five dollars in gold for the same amount in greenbacks and when you get there you can -a spec The darkey thinking every Yankee his friend took up his proposition and immediately closed the Upon arriving in the city and ing the coin by the light of day he found he had traded oft Uncle Samuel's currency for a lot of lager beer checks which were size of a dollar piece with the Goddess of Liberty upon the face who seemed to be suffering from some serious con- disturbance and upon the reverse was the picture of an can Eagle much thinner than when we last saw the noble bird depicted upon a United States coin Both of these figures were encircled with following Compositions Speil Marks We that the darkey visits Jersey greenbacks to hard next time this ic will prefer currency RICE'S Rice re- mitted in his settlement of an count with a newspaper out West a three dollar which was returned This note is please send another If was wo months before Dan replied when he apologized far the delay saying that lie had been unable until now to another counterfeit dollar but he hoped the suit professing at the his inability-to discover what the objection was to which he good a counter- feit as he ever saw The radical papers to say party tbe time for sb m The sheep fever has been raging violently in the State of Vermont and is spreading to other parts of the a threatening manner It is a sheep fever among men however and its special location Addison County the Cornwall which was devised at Cornwall in having given the State as bad a name in parts of the West as Con- has long had from a wooden real or legendary The amount of which the breeding of sheep has brought into Addison County during the last ten years is surprising and the county formerly noted for S and hawk horses has been largely given up to the new Many farmers house their sheep in better buildings than they inhabit themselves sign of prosperity is the size and finish of the barn rather than the farm house One man in Middlebury sold a dozen ewes for a and another sold a dear little lamb for two thousand and several others for one thousand each Two well known breeders have just gone to the W est with a load of sixty eight animals of which will bring usual fancy prices The fever is as an epidemic as tulip fevers and fevers and must sooner or later finish its tical genius declares that more ey is expended in the United States for cigars than for all the common schools in the country A wag who is undoubtedly a of tlie weed seeing the statement ing through the papers gets off the following It has been calculated that cost of washing linen that might just as well be worn two days longer amounts to enough in this country to more than defray the expenses of the American board of foreign missions The expense ot buttons on the backs of cnr coats where they are of no earthly is equal to the support of all our orphan asylums It is that the value of thrown aside which might have been worn at least a day longer is more than enough to buy n flannel for every baby in the laud Also that the cost of the extra inch on shirt collars of our young men in equal to the sum sary to put a bible in the hands of ivery A SAD party of negroes while plantation near struck an old bombshell A discussion arose ns to whether tlie powder still you it said one tell you it said another I'm blowed if it said a as he put it in wily of test explosion toot place and number three was if it wasn't fellow lost one burnt uot
