Waukesha Democrat (Newspaper) - July 31, 1849, Waukesha, Wisconsin VOL 2 WIS NO 3 S lint A i u il bin three in niths inser ed at tin 00 I O 1 No 3 Si nl THK MURKY 1 In -I I 1 ill- tin 1 ill M S OK Nf ings tm Moi day ilar k 1 II Surgeon Mli pe at his r f f I Alt A I I I U I u- I I K I V il nil I In ilten I d i1 -i 1 n l l V I'm -n L A 1 V iin I ll e I Vet 1 i H i i n i i Tl n i f ll ill tin n 1 nil n ii -o nut lli 11 L r a Dot JtV that VII TIM T once Ji tt to c1 t u fellow out is poked my into with nf kicked or my Sho is a a linn I a Hale and ut of u ul beans admire her more fur thai for in Un world il be her u in possess no h her claim upon 1 i lite and when we parted Al lentil we upon a plan which we deemed honorable ami Mist the thing for her own com fort To loll J not feel when 1 the fact of mv going the wl ole length into I Smilh or myself sibly myself more probably One day Smith came our house on a business i rrand I drummed up courage to invite him on a walk will me down lo a ly distance ibe where we could nol be interrupted nee there J sealed self on a stone and invited him to help self lo another when talk tuok I should to know why yon havo trolled my way dow n said 1 al same time pulling on a look of awful 1 w til tell yon out with do you look so devilish Silly love H None ot your business ness Du yon to hy 1 un infernal Are yon fooling Marv what's mailer wuli I Mary 1 Smilh and intend lo marry her havo ii food oi von a il i Tl 1 K au appetite that ill stand her thro i ail reasons I Haines iuv I cabl an u An i I'M I Ait Ait i i O I n iui hr Well Mar and i an inexorable ah who could 1 H Mich a uirl 1 am nol her for her nf 1 love her for litlle do von if ilu fierceness of the of love ihal burin in my little do yon know of liia e- you have theie fed and kept alh oy the chaims yoi i brought io lay upon n y ii lings when on I a Sunday afternoon ut you 1 ted lo on pork and bean O can Smith love yon as I i dors he your f for pork and i beans I he love jot for you conceit does he w yoi for promising th l so much and your No I il i cannot love yon as he an tit you know ilia 1 i I 11111 K ly and as quietly all S your uce I f him lo io ami me in C nuX I -1 in -t For ih Mary afl ler than in so you r pursue in I'll my charmer approve 1 change line's loves In r sell the weild S n fad pork Tl eie is not one living n a more imv than Haines Tall about the friendship of t and ti j absolutely nothing when compared with the she clu riches for Mary She is g test of fru w rapped up in as looking live feet five inches uf as rver fill in love with And no onu can she I wouldn't foci Mary No 1 think you would you're loo big a fool fur thill Am 1 Look here I'm going lo cnl you out you go there I'll kick you out iNow Smith keep cool and listen V ou have courted Mary for he none business And every body say s are fooling her Now u you her the sport of il then I tnat I a fect riyht to for the sporl loo lull if you lentl to merry her 1 won't Now what Do yon to As i told belore ih u is none of your business antl if I you puking your nose round the 1 II punch for you Now open your lips but just you can projit my vice to you He of vour stupid j At lit at with his display of stupidity in not my II o J thai I.e me so cavalierly by and by furious to think t i had to him uie ble hat induced me to cut him o Week before tin brethren of tlir f I Mil Fellows N J i lined to have then swept nut t d when it was unanimously resolved Irs he called upon lo tin I ie job the bail adjourned 1 yhler who knew tin t T of ibis lady went procured a inon irons and in the closet is kept as a reservoir for all secret l lungs I Ie proceeded to the of nod lady anil informed her the atl delermined to her the joh of nd hall and lier rune early as ha would be 1 t her was and what vas nol lo be done The morning came and wilh il lo her brushes mus and armed for I lie job and found Mr in for her madam mischievous J will tell yon w bat e wanl done how we came t employ v One if he brethren baid it would be a tinny u yet any body to do job would meddling secrets in thai we've lest the kry lock it i i id thai yon could be and hey ordered me lo call on you is I knew j ou be upon Depended upon s madam T Aliens 1 my poor and oune husband who lo Masons or 1 know which myall se of the and when In- fallowed me evi fl talk have a iisi art and d i ami on t books p tills linn idol wui Inp bus dow i poh n AMI Wit he an country beyond doubt for the hiivi to do ride about and In winter when the ground is h what th fiver marshes wilh or hiill t he or goin to Voiles of nice long then it mad hy that on lor V little lookin i o re il clipper of a horse a ol bells as ii round his and i on back for all the world hk ti hunch of apples at time sweetheart all d up but he i- hps the one i is enough to drive one mad with ain't it And then the dear critters say the In Us make such L dm tin no hearin sell ik so they put their pretty close face and Ii Ik lid till one can't help them of the horse and then uo drift And to see tjie hitle when she t'els i Iroin ii i like it bird and MUI i Uie i humble m a w wt n tii ir ore on the n o hi nee it h in il id d d families t I ian its other I m by c i n u e ii Wand of as w iih tl sMus critler sba duck ail iime into the ions nnd all haw-haw with is un may depend In way blue before he to oiler himself a lover where he s I the marks the made when he was in- and told me all how fixed poor Morgan i never lold a hvin to day his eye in and troubles lo find time till i do they will iil lay there lill they will 1 iho door-keeper and now 1 want you to commence in thai pointing with his linger to a place win re some undignified and had thrown out quids of tobacco give the whc lo room a Jot em and a-s 1 my word and honor for your fidelity lo oo IN ant then left our huly to herself had she heard Round oi Ui soon finds he's treed i fixed then you may depend Sit 1 how vinegar is made I'm plenty the wafer my d ve you t I- on he lu i then his hut i- i arns linn Of i lit ei in -11 c n u 1 11 n i 11 u 111 e t 11 j 11 th i the oils Does n i l th ul Ii i t flu is ileri clh ney f the p God lie Ml is on get ler 1 lull I I tor eyes don i nor her feel upon the step of the d Dial closet u hat she longer r i I u da on can and a n h ppi l io tno is t some such I for ail the world I'll hound I'll nisi the brook to be Kick un i Finally I pulled oil my and w wa- ding after u in shallow wator ing lhat il might cool me oil and thinking of Alary Haines depth my loot into a hole and down I vent all over ir into the creek which nisi ad oi when all weie clear ardor a deMre lo kg bi j uon thc uf not that he was uili e oi a i i- i i i v noise and contusion by such an down slairs drew I'll e ii peep in bo any wiser but me 1 can keep il U my the action to lu she Mopped i softly to lac door of the Inch was no done a it's a pity Th Hilly w a to j between t wile and a sweetheart his liberty which came i want il real The other sid of his mei th If it's no i mat he catches it and 1 t look up to any more tongue i lug like a bell nn biy hood covers her head her liia ol old clothes i they get out she don't want any more ol him In lock lock her but they like il i cow t'i Duller Jf theix fin tin Mod sn i in y ah I il u il is di I ar ixe at the they ci me to a hi d ch i u ith i i live dvt the pii hi b mati 1 of t boy sonic six or seven years his junior and in i bore about the same relation to him that a pile of chips does lo a of wood For a 1 1 Jell thai my was to his body and if opportunity had then 1 should have sen lo lo myself a most comfortable have not the least doubt of it came I was bulling over with in- and as as a after a half the town to witness Mrs efforts to tret from under the goal and the pile w ith her for s It ucd has un so to do and Marv io i e Oil Kuly skin b il nol like abaster good yet my thing but lips delicious but not rubies eyes blight shining hut still no hair neatly com mil curled and all thai sort of thine anci she cs corn-fed frame in the neatest i manner possible and I taines sports a discovery ol ot and in i ai her hy and as hey brisk stirring up H but very state ot mind made Mary a al into front dooi in my usual without announcing my h by a of raps on the door casing J made direct for the parlor as 1 over the struck hard to fell an ox by the and slowed ed I lines led and tome of pails tubs brooms ami W should be the on the spot that rascally door-keeper who after the goat which was nude a cripple for lite and unpiling the other rubbish which bound the good lady to the floor anxiously if she hud been taken the Tailing the degrees exclaimed our lady if you call tumbling from the lop lo the tom of stairs with a tarnal lu jump upon ye aa ye go taking things by degrees I have and if ye generally frighten folks as bail ye have inc and hurl oin to hoot I'll warrant they'll make as much noise as me I hope you did not open the closet said the door-keeper Open the an sure did not 1 near great as there is between hard id a man never tires ol them tu liii hps bul ho pla wry face at It me 1 on it thai I'm to on at all J have i seen some blue noses most properly bit but depend The iage yo ii is to gall iis the bow docs the in rainy her unless it he most well seen ii joue of that properly mated hey spend time in each other than in Uie load Well that's apt to he tin with them that chooses their wives in so on 1 the diary In V 1 and up ui Us the w ip ill tin w ilii nd tills tl v full is nei by rail s nor HIM most in this i i t I to i ers nth ils w e n-l At lie depl i ton net i feet are found the 11 ins of an i ity p i d si ret Is s li o s i m pic -i s i i- this I solt i1 nth uf tu d ei d i I such with the v j un the stem lui ir s in p et pit si s new with a n aie foi nd i i nd v feet leel deep a is found m t v ol shells and hi i t thick I with c-s n Ion and thus raid c able nth to depth of i v ill Male and they mav h A thai IT to ret Mill in I a few tli 1 of on 1 hi she is a girl to be loved she is lov by as w II as herself Mary is the best loo ing neatest dressed times denominated hugging and kissing I i i eat the apple when forbidden I If you want t i iii i nv s II H- l en- lent in Co A vV I T e lu l-e In best nali red most bit: girl in our click in her own opinion and for her own ion I a sort ot p She is a capital judge of womanhood in my opinion Mary up ton husband and I nnly think of him in connection willi Kick evi Smith had been her for many ho intended to nil her little amiability and sa d lhat they and j for a long time had engaged to be j rietl I believe i the I i j would not sav a word against for world but become impressed on mv mind thai he is i spooney besides Fill ni ibe il r J U me I can't forge l th get il if could tlic of my life J felt proud tickled to think that 1 been hy a Smilh he kicked me with a that he was me right fell mortified al Ihu same time isot that 1 w s Kicked but for I was kicked O you kicked me in ol Mary 11 for whail w as j tiie presence made a sort of a sudden said Mary in nowise 1 dropped inlo the nearest chair nnd my left leg to a resting over my light my lilo over boot and stumped to knock il Stump me do you 1 sunup yon dare No sooner said than done Smith stepped promptly up and hat a kick that sent il Hying out tlic parlor inlo the entry then plied the toe of his Loot to mo in a that sent me of front door 1 thought t had never before encountered a fellow more in the legs lie did not follow me out he had hang me if I doul think would j met something that would have induced 3 happiest moment to operation Mary ly passed out my hat and advised mo to run righl homo 1 considered larly good arid availed it ly Hut the way 1 pitched the into Levi Smith's chicken coop as I passed bis father's house I guess Well the very next Sunday the Town i a woman to do anything tell her nol to do u and she'll do it I could nul stand There lo know it and 1 opened th door popped the goal right in my face 1 thought to be sure it was the devil and I run for the stairs with it at my heels when 1 fell over tubs all arrived at the loot of stairs as vou found us in heun together iiut said the door-keeper you are in possession of the great secret the order anci must go up and he initiated sworn and ride the goat in the way exclaimed the lady do you suppose I am going near lhat n and without a bridal or No want to do with it or a man that rides it I'd look nice perched on a goat wouldn't 1 I'll never I 111 I thill I e inn d vour roads s If-.'l.'J I had an animal which dri three i r four An r me to in a tolerable si.lt Inine was d lie times t the b lance of the Tbo still eared in a few and 1 drove I Mil ward and wa mure trunble un mi hat mo lln most was a bad fun hold shoe when j stalled H and hard it w w M put in iint t every A in New 1 hind remarked to mo that In r loot had a when il I fur il in this w iy will from which keeps the foot ill tin salt Ii s nearly the same lit et that gn a foul or piero of timber The from alt on a if continued not he the wood moist so with i b loot Uie turn up the hurst's clean the bottom pour the hollow for rent clerk hire and I nd hold i to amounted to the j button The practice ol rasping let c o Notes 1 Members Mutual Fire C No Kust water st THIS COMPANY will insure un houses tind stores shops mid other buildings on in Minis not exceeding 00 ill one and for lime not exceeding c have agents in nil the m the state to whom bir made tor the year IS 19 are John Smith Fowler W Allen W Hatch I'liphulet H Purple and Arnold M A Smith courted i five years before i thought of upset ling his V Jf M i it it to w ith the business of evt -y body else ed why they did not j said it w is scandalous would not s la nd it t married old folks young folks said the girls especially declared they would sa him t ered the matter I com hided to cut him and tule her myself the whole figure the fortress and irry oil prize 1 long hud cherished a si notion for and now I to let my feelings full swing Accordingly 1 opened a with on the subject I appealed lo my ration for her love of ami banns I tickled her conceit will straw of flattery i ed into Smilh till her hinder up I her that Smith vas trifling with her her i Clerk the over up the pulled from garret to cellar wilh a halter in a pair and slippers just as my behind the pulpit and and gone husband ased lo tell me the of served him and he lived it loo but -i could live over such a rule as I took i with the goat to-day yon may rest assured 1 shall never sec a goat but what shall think read from n bit of paper Smith and Wary month after I danced at their wedding of the Odd Fellows have ever since myself wilh the that il J did not succeed in him out I him up and made him do his duly Mary will never it She with all the systems of in 1 first boy Imart little Physiognomy j ou mint fellow about old got five till younger now She has A wife to find out a mini's character observe his There never was a who u treasure of a is Mary Hint wus could Inugh heartily nnd Laughs Smith will never forgive mo for hurrying up his cakes of Poor C II LE and Director and she launched imo my anus with a ru It it was all over she loved me as I loved her And how of For throe w ecKs we had two each clay and every day grew fonder of other but how tu get rid of It was the fir t thing wo thought of when we met and the laat tiling of are of various species from the suppressed titter of tht boarding school Miss to hoarse vociferous roar of the honest farmer This latter is the kind to dispel dull care and lady from the country promote good fellowship There is no faith her sity invited placed m a man who won't oin in it him well when he comes to trade told by her city coz to lix up with you A the and best foot foremost in order to sound is not to be relied on It is caich a looked so green in her merely of internal selfish country comically into the face of her faded re- and replied better green than ered on a to il BUire The country looked it ha not the the system thut a good conclusive has Gen Sam announced in a Texas paper aa a on Tin III fit in of ours called on us the other day in high nice he about concluding with two I1 in the jobbing trade and was quite sanguine brilliant success As we did express lull fail h in his he rather in for our doubts whereupon we 1 him i little iis At he took pen and paper and put down first proposed expenses AVe see that he had not done this be- fore iis h seemed startled to thai even at e moderate estimates he had the iv for the amount them i of we Oh as to l lio to peri annum But amount of trade do all l family of ol we asked make i now careful estimate of the business yon io be poor Above the aross ity of la nor its they livi the of die r for purl Finally who and pretty win the L shall we tall the These were settled j vii physician and at cent of to alliance leaving the net income al S or i to pay his estimated expenses family the single prouder lie left us proposing to show the j hix doctor's wife his He did so mid after I il oi airs lo match -T advani in the scale ol socie g comfortably in her new lie awhile arriving iit more sii lory they finally abandoned the under- We no hesitation in if all who arc about to iti trade would thus look ut the instead of closing their eyes and hoping for the best we should hear of fewer disasters tin men and there would be less com- plaint trade is A good-hearted Dutchman who dwelt in Albany ii the time of one of the early ors and lo cure all cases of bia paid a visit to his being treated to all hospitalities of the house highly pleased with him and slapping governor familiarly on the bact he you ish a tarn defer fellow I opes you will be pit mil a umt tog and will cure you for she to feel to r the pols and Settles and a mechanic lo boss her father in the shop door called out lo him in i ncr 1 know where she could find a to eer nn of on his Well don't know the help is a I'll tie to be just mw but there the widow liro girls should think you might ge they -e poor and to be aiv out of work Some neighbors who heard i he colloquy say that madam into house with u precipitancy mat quite w behold and the ra afterwards but us low knew nothing of the prefer dlw lion ol Pott ned as inns in
