Waterloo Courier, The (Newspaper) - August 19, 1871, Waterloo, Iowa The at per annum in advance A X written upon the marc in indicates the term of subscription is about to expire ana is nn invitation to renew ut once Single conies of can be ot p and 11 additional ins Six lines this type Constitute a square selves immediately before the local news will be chained invariably ten cents aline for each tion T f week must be handed in as curly sis Thursday moraines J in third I floor opposite A U EVARTS M D dcc corner uli Jefferson Streets hoars day and night HUGO KOCH for Waterloo and Company br North America Philadelphia A 1731 Assets January 2 1371 Home Insurance Company York Assets January 1871 For Policies call at Ille Bank ol Johnson 0 AT LAW Waterloo Office opposite First National ia G W Miner's BUSTED Co Iowa in nlS U AT LAW Waterloo So 2 Block Waterloo liny uf i Ware Wallow f past still in lii WOODRUFF'S NEW THE p 6 With Fine Table Cutlery Plated Looking Glasses S 35 WILLIAMS St D IS BLOCK opposite tlie Waterloo Attention given to tlie treatment of Chronic hours from S to y u m 1 p an and m 3211 O PEABODY in Klock P J dence S-cf K T W GALLOWAY AT LAW Waterloo in No 1 Block East Side: rO C C W MILLER MULL AN ATTORNEYS AT LAW Waterloo Iowa Ve l mi lily to rive jj sc call slock prices us I think A as to LAj Dumber 9 THE MASTER HAS COME to the SELLS THE P P Stewart Stove best baking and economical Stove made the Opposite the Post in Agent for the Singer Macit n Very the Market of constantly on OHIO mi retail J will not be undersold Opposite Waterloo over first National DEALERS IN D V 31 W M Dy D F D W GROUSE on Commercial St in Howe's Block Tost lowu iT Office with Dr G C ueal the new brick church oil Waterloo where lie will attend to nil to his care in a nuer and Charges mod charge J G IX AND S1 AND 1 with O Bank house All calls in city and country to promptly tf PIl AND SURG EON Iowa over Raymond's Store west Resilience on street DENTIST Located in second lowu from S 31 WL CUUKCII Proprietor Cor American is centrally located near the and Court will ut the most reasonable rules free T us to from tlie Cars Good Sample Rooms on ill IOWA CENTRAL HOUSE JJI Proprietors street Waterloo West side to and from tlie house upon departure HORACE BOIES II It C F: COUCH BOIES ALLEN COUCH AT LAW Waterloo Jowa in Block over Store L ALFORD Jowu next C A east aide GKCL MILLER G and Notary P and sold on collections made Lund Taxes paid and Notary Public Waterloo lowu commission R M M D- AND on Street over Mr W Gilbert's Dry Goods dence on 4th residence bl 1L U Knupp Chronic cases solicited ami Successfully treated in or from the country wii receive prompt attention A C HEWITT A AT en to Ab- CO THE The Inland A the Since fine Cult the Or f well Or had e 1 such a of i apH J laee but inn linna oa thu 1 li It llw My So over tlie hills of Vy arrows Uli on Anil She to the leei ol ii to A witness the the case blue was this manner Well what do about a peculiar contemptuous I to be a good deal ot the nature haul thou not not Ihu Great Iowa CooK anil Ui Mo I sat on Mis knew As li inol Luis tils on this His bosom Anil strength for uli nml trial nr to liev spirit 1 hat Iw means shy that you know a horse when see the looking very on the crowd with a graphic Now him on the hip intently at liis legal tormentor drawled Oh f never lake you for a horse him to apeak it so elegant and what he spoke This was a poser looked at one another together and lie had He stopped at once closing single v If can't ot the that this then there is no of my saying any thing And there wasn't made M diey awarded their OttR PRESSES Card Cutter Borders Bales Cute etc we are prepared to execute notice Mid IA Plain Fancy and Ornamental t establishment nr it of mar There mite be cases where same society mite following no- tice afore the intended parades To the President uv NASBY The Benefactor Union and other first-class Stones Every New V J v ana i V VS Or ly of be- tween 300 and 000 the scope of i set forth A in by who It have i timl it them eased III thai with leas of than any fo uny or Kock Paper Building makes your in and copier and Enamel Paint Mixed ready fur nw ii s E MOWER lso LOOKS LATCHES BUTTS lino of BUILDERS HARDWARE CHISELS al variety CARPENTERS TOOLS SHADES FORKS of TOOLS The author has and and has u.s a that? is Its contents are Anecdotes of of of Celebrated British of United States of of the United Stales of the Western legal Poems contains an 150 pages to the present of the work vev a belter idea of by the its of Iowa at one time presiding judge of the Eight Judicial District of that State to his possessed degree of a little This Lo at a term of his court The an appeal docket of a justice of neither re- I l 1 rand Mower THE WITH IN AND i i Tin Copper and Sheet Iron On and on notice at reasonable priced of Virginia was people or one night at an inn two roads The keeper fine no doubt of one of first families of the Knowing who his dis- guest during the evening to draw into all but in the dolph he for which on being presented was paid landlord still anxious to have some conversation with him began as way are MiC f said Sir with uf displeasure replied the which way you 1 paid Uo Mr an by bo Avoided X is in the State of July 15 1871 The riots in York affected terribly Viewed the occurrence deplorable Two by tbe will never rall the polls agin and will never asrin peat their votes no matter bow high the price And all this them noble-minded sons in- Erin on the rite to shood aud who not parade the streets city uv Noo I hev however the con- uv knowin that it won't make any difference in our majority in that There is ships on the sea brinnin more Irishmen who made voters in hours after they laud and ef no more comes them ez is here kin vote It be necessary uv em horses that around to the polls faster be ajl I hed ray little trouble on the same day It so happened that the children of our Church had pitched the for their nick and so happened that Pollock damaged yaller calico stacts furnished to given Collections ia re- country village 2 s covner and sts Waterloo Iowa tt G W LAW and Dealer A T Waterloo Item -j ly ED it D Iowa over tl CD CD Q D in and ol Clocks ry A full hue of ways on hand One door above the Post Waterloo CD r c c V v IN J Otf GRAIN Elevator Waterloo Iowa J A JA CARTON CO m GRAIN J C Elevator on 111 Central R II Depot Grounds C G J C E It- PRESSEY T DEALERS IN LA CITY IOWA o- O Q CD i i CD CD p O g C.G J C II T it CO DEALERS IN GRAIN At B C R II Depot Waterloo Iowa J C J A CAUTON C T CARTON CO BANKERS VXD DEALERS IN REAL ESTATE IOWA CD CD i O O Mower YO MEN'S AND YOUTHS member of the bar rising to the disease of ber thereupon suggested the death of the appellant Upon which Judge very quietly remarked Mr Clerk you may pass will probably another tribunal After the adjournment of a of paper containing the j report of the case was found on the passed over by tlie Thin as Death had claimed his Should be Jit on the side counsel in trial to ceeil received lor 111 the luak they And takf it other side When tiie noil nil meet j They can trv their i To linv in belter or lor In ct The dings hud prior to tiie judgin I IT up limy be sullied lit ija they tile side uf Ionian Do owe vou laore t please erst The this lime gut some what excited and Mr drove But to surprise few liis servants which of the forks of the to take Sir riot being distance the landlord at of his Mr yoir don't me oho just take road yon the blue with the of f That eloquent ad- -a ease stated a legal proposition of which was doubted by his him cite a precedent and the Mr upon the in his most geous manner Sir 1 ain not hound to group to stumble over and delve iir black lore in search ol a living letters upon of every years tV shall of Kentucky Was address before a Targe lalo when one in the hall every a while iii last turnin oih last day angel golden last gravely to the presiding ticer at an lunt likes when the quick shall to be 1 I i 1 L i 1 I hevin a lot uv it tu make rosettes for the children arid a sash cheef marshal eni The we a Dennis Patrick O'Brien and CV Daly three men who lived at the Corners that they understood that it wuz the in- uv uv the Cor- ners celebrate the battle uv the with an Orange procession They gave notice that it had better be It havir come to the knowledge uv this Committee that the uv Hibernians also this Younj Church -in- tbe -J intend to ado and ez both uv these processions will t eZ your route tho Joll to parade is hereby revoked The give you uv day on which no body uv Catholics or Irish citizens desire to yoose the streets that yoor may take place peaceably IQ to this it mite be well to make St Patrick's Day a legal day the the Fourth uv July and that our Irish might not be annoyed sich days ez the Church holds tlie servis on mite be made days uv Let this be adopted aud no like that uv 12 will ever occur York unless indeed some Protestants mite question justis nv This plaii_ merely what liez been practiced in a oose way for ten years I bare his rool adopted at the Corners for our Irish friends not only vote aut they hurl stones with wonderful PETROLEUM V wieh wuz Postmaster I hate a A flu has got no mannen Ife ain't no gentleman He's an don't send in no lard nor ax an nor don't at the front nuver nuver hinx ov taken off his hat Fust you kno he iz ia bed with and up your what he wants bar and he invites hisself o breakfast and sets donn in vour ter thout his pants He helps hisself to sugar and meat ind and bred and and and don't wait for no invitation got a good ite and jist as sune eat one thing az another Taint no use to challenge him for akin he keaps up a hostile whether you like jt or lot and shoots hisself at yon like a and he nuver misses for they wood not their I zizz zoo and ridikule you say After the ef a word and he'd at blood be than he's a of the kind Every time von slap held responsible No-one iii native had ever heerd nv the the Boyne or wat Orange meant suid so takin it ez a joke i: shun no at- to it for no nobbcd at the Corners But next the volley uv stones I wuz at its head on com's inule one well directed rock juried to the around and time von you slap him but battle be and pints the hind leg skorn at you till lie aggravates you to He glories in lightin pop oii the exact spot whare vou him from which proves the intention to teeze you Don't tell me he aint got no he knows what he is he's got sense and too much ov it tho never went to skool dav in his life except in a shepperd was the He's a mean malignant wuz scattered Dennis told us that the uv the Catholic citizens uv the Corners shood never be outraged so Jong ez lie had strength to landle a club or heave a stun Sum uv our but I the chief sufferer 1 lied lived in lind their idiosyncracies wuz forgive cm There aint no better and no by throwed wich kin make do affin that organization I these men is premeditated cuss Hiz mother never paddled him with a slipner was and he lax a ood dele of humanity He ain't bashful and I dout if he blushes otting In tackt be was never fetched up a He waz born full-grown he things get old but he never gits he is impertinent and to the day ov bis deth He in cold wether and vou And I got a paper an red uy the I kan mash him on the window pain and a lite beamed onto you've just your linger in it He lie Ez the Irishmen don't I comes agin next year aud a beep on the m-i more with him Taint no use illy r wonder that the three we One ili to a family do for with merely but the good n It is not to he expected I ef I kin see kin liat any I have about I have how tua stoo in their 1 M 4 vich hurts their to be made out an to suppress it The ar- dent soil is an impulsive delite in hevin hiz own way They deviltry to noze their aud skratch with and gouge their under thare wings that solemn and aw and the tops of thare Also THE CHAMPION Manufacturers and dealers J LUMBER SHINGLES LATH PICKETS etc FLOORING AND SIDING Constantly on hantl Malony Block me Sd unu Street Dubuque Iowa At our new mills u-u have tin lies M per cuv SI truck direct to the mills Cot lining or ders for timber ttt shart notice On orders for Joists nnd Timbers we the regular prices und Clinton freights 31 II A Du Bois Co PERIOD FAR IN ADVANCE OP as ii John P Manny i W IX SULKY HAY BOOTS AND SHOES 343 r U AND s Machines the The judge under the delay just law applies to this unset and solemnity of are i1 as du tho a An instance in occurred in I ip as not of an oath The court in the following original mode this novel Tom began had made he was torrent of an tits Concerted out at lean people ez Let an be passed bv the Xoo York Ef that aint the giv Altho a Hi in his he for the appointment in- a committee i always leaves one and 1 don't like wilo sUul liev sole control of 1 Taint pretty if tis he kant smartness f must have caused him trf doubt the propriety of v yon know the oli Don't you.know that if should swear to a lie go tb hell if any kett Don't you know that yon 10 what is would God if there will her just to tell truth The poet has the following epi- mm on air An idle besought 11 to novel Of i replied his isn't u book Clint i i H oil id more novel to VS County was a most speaker his particularly in its pathetic tones His power over He swayo'd- with wand of an en- seldom that he tailed to verdict for but on he perfectly manner -j that crowded court and tlie convulsed with at the of the lie was discomfited ignorant unlettered law j pettifogger Stoga Kip Bobis All Ladies Pine Kid Pebbled Goat and P liud bought lo the public and IlieV y No ah und all goods warranted 113 iro want 1C distinctly Manufacturing A Repairing of is an old proverb Quite new made senator from Oregon the United States said They A story isv achieved over Daniel witness he was ho had won of the for case tcd by of beggars and he resented Pooh pooh how matiy to your of had obtained I of- shrewdness the reputation farmer friends of being hard to The case Alr the ground of his the was His peroration touching nml beautiful of the if you can this unhappy prisoner at the bar with which he is charged alter the adverse and arguments which I have laid before you pronounce diet him elmins upon tho dungeon waiting the cleath which he is to lit then go to the of your go lay your sleep The closing words of the great legal thrilling but who had volunteered to pair which has been made to tof thing to with its never Mr piece of h better it heard him J in a i the Just time I it Uv course this committee be liberal They wood never object to the of the Fourth uv July for that a triumph over British ef the would pledge themselves to carry the green ami hev their Irish national The 1 suppose wood be the tenor liv most uy the answers to for the privilege wat societies He's but fresco an Ilia shall and what societies shall not I don't admire Thar's too and also wat colors sameness in his patterns His insignia toons j specs iz the only specs that don't help be played and on wat days displays I eyes You kaut see thro em and sliel be made you don't want to I hate a fli Darn a Billings of the Residents of tho Various Alabama Lizards Arkansas picks California Gold Hunters rado Delaware Florida Fly up the Georgia Buzzards Illinois Suckers Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Corn Louisiana Foxes Maryland Oiw Thumpers Michigan Gophers Mississippi Tadpoles Pukes Bug Eaters Nevada Sage liens Hampshire Graniti Boys New Jersey Blues or Clam Xew York bockers North Carolina Tar Boilers and Ohio Oregon Web Feet and Hard Cases nia and Rhode Island Gun Flints South lina Weasels Tennessee Whelps as Vermont Green Boys Badgers To of Permission refused On tiie route proposed lor the procession lives three hundred Catholic families bo at it The committee be uith fz in- em his does mark wood Chairman save a riot and bloodshed nv the place and the Irish people couldn't 30 it wuz at uv tlie it the Then again the pre- ax So uv i The Committee ritual iiv sed order ind in to the the United States and to the Holy the said Order is to parade Iris to assure the citizens living route that society has nothing that the rv HI insult that green uv be displayed uV lid j Order that the uv the that aiv nan cr band be instructed to Patrick saw pawing in a field ilay nothing but Ti Wearin uv the PATSY X tem and thought fun it would be to jump catch him by the boras and tub his liose in the The idea was he lav down aud laughed to The more he thought of italic funnier it seemed and be ined to do it Taurus quickly tossed over the fence somewhat braised leisurely picked himself up with the consolatory remark Well it's a mighty loine thing i my first time lor the funeral of the author of the following be an- If oue Christian man should hold two aces in his aud his a single one does the solace which the latter finds count to make