Vevay Ohio Valley Gazette (Newspaper) - October 9, 1851, Vevay, Indiana EVERY THURSDAY BY C. S ON THE SOUTH WEST CORNER MMN AND FERRY Corner of Main Fi rry * E iti s One ii paid i ii 50 pAid 00 Hot paid until tUc 2 50 These w lU be strictly adhered For terms of A see third 1 have constantly on hand JeL a stood supply of the best of PINE for for yard o s Market opposite U. P. Schenck's Sept 155i. U- Janics M. Agent Air the sa Se Hoy best hl io furnish on ihc Stpt H- has hy er oi { Mormon or are said lo bc tht best 1 roady all the wrought L. MAHiI one door ff Shoe a I to ni 8TFXENS. A D' OF in Hoots Ferry IS m aU E A A- B K C i. A tV Sc of 5: Main jr. W. i io in tie M TuesdAy and cach d foi to ui the Courts and 13 _ T. a 13 5JAIN AND i saie of Ci York and arc siso and 3. a uf Cap ond of at cash SMITH friends and to on tha t aud la all at their old on Ferry opposite P. where AviU be to those may them i theif aa ' most warrant betU doac at the shortest 30, qr line; prices to - - London The Last Appendix to Doodle sent to goods for Every body ran liim laughed at his They thought him all the world or Laugh good Says quiet Vankee Doodle had a rather Udy And he while they The to whip whole yacht squadron she outstripped And that on their own Of all the lot she And they came nowhere Panama there was a talked to pursue a Shoit reany thought a Lake John Ball discussed the plan on Yankee put It into steamer of the Collins A Yankee He also quickest cut the Atlantic And noways la Have been aud bought to tow The packets of their may that again don't I guess that Colt's revolvers very first By Yankee you're in With machine for reaping upas by a also in your ia of of ail But Hobbs hiis you must now be all As been By glorious Yankee dear did you ever steal a kiss from a beautiful girl in some unguarded when she was totally unconscious of the of your lips to until the treasure was pilfered and past then listen to and I will an account of a bit of iun in that which I perpetrated about ten years ago when 1 was at the premature age of At the district school where I there was a a classmate of mine whose roguish eye and dimpled cheek played the mischief with and I believe I was not behind hand in drawing her attention from her and the leacher said we must move our seats to prevent our seeing each other while at our day after I Kate her it it it And es frum the it nature rejoice over upland and But I didn't rejoice in that midsummer I'd an engagement to call on Miss Tbe moat aristocratic young lady in Out ray courting was now very I couldn't go out in thai terrible looked on the but could see there ' ' That gave signs of the becoming more i'd donned my new garments in 'twould spoil them that spattering sat at the window till quarter wondered what bo For ii was muddy and wet would fain Have me out in thai merciless sth a She adjusted the aud the Saying love could not drive any person Ucu 'twas by a few drops oS called on the lady the And waif told a that Brown was have fruitlessly striven to Thai I lost oil account of that horrible why to rub than Hark the lark sines in - when die thou Day is leaves are Better rub than tie grave rub than is wben die thou are breezes Better rub than not shall Naught for is he mil thaoL Better i than in space lay like to tifi lie ' HIS himself al He borrowed a and what meant to kill a and himself when there was on the I always insisted on her laking a seat oa tny while I proud my load of loveliness would draw her the steep hill to her The other boys envious of Kate's selecting me as her seemed to us to the extent of their and when and I were on our way to our the playground was the signal for a perfect broadside of comes Kate and says why don't yon lock arms with your they ain't engaged says poor Kale would rsn blushing into the school and 1 would propose some play to tuns the intimacy between us grew sin until I used to call roll up their eyes in holy horror at the flagrant sin of to read the following from Mrs the Pittsburgh Saturday curious fact we have observed with regard to This is the more deeply a church or individual professor is steeped in the spirit of or the greater is their of This appears to be a kind of convenient scapegoat on which the sins of the congregation is laid that they may be borne into the Let a preacher at any time submit to a gag which shall on some special occasion forbid his opening his mouth for the dumb or reproving wealthy distiller or a fat the poor to pay pew rent and forthwith we get fresh anathema on Show us a deacon's wife who will higgle with a widow to get washing done for twelve and a half cents a and then pay her in trade or give her two dimes and four foi twenty-five and we will show you one who would take a spasm over the iniquities of a We never knew the rule to and have watched its workings for so long that whenever any one begins a lecture on dancing we suspect him or her tor being a worshipper of Old Christian in his journey danced for but the man with a muck rake was too Nothing appears better calculated to contend with the hard money loving spirit of our age than music and It tends to melt the hard crust which the dust of ledgers form around the hearts of our and there is no place to which we oy until 1 used to at her house for nothing else but to hear her sweet and talk it time for me lo cannot imagine the deuce there go with a subscription paper for my that makes me so hope of success of consequences when I am in for u a social parly where all were bit of but I never count the cost it is all But excuse this music of two good and dear and I will fine summer I thought I would walk out to Kate's and find out what she thought of a small ring I had sent her the day by an urchin I had as 1 had not the courage to give it her As I neared the house I saw Kate reclining on a small lounge that had been moved from the silting room out into the Her father was the paper and smoking a large with his feet placed on an old chest that stood in the corner of tlie and the mother sat in her rocking with her knitting in her while to complete the group a monstrous mastiff dog lay under the table I crept softly to the lounge where Kate was gazing through the of the verandah at moon and humming a favorite song of how beautiful she kiss her if I have to for it said I to while blood rushed through my veins like red hot and my breath grew quick and Silsbee in following is an extract from a letter written by Yankee Silsbee now on a professional toor in England to the Detroit roamed with a party of through the various apartments of the and our guide who was a talkative frisked about and showed us every thing with a deal of At last he came to the great caunon and ordnance captured from the enemies of various said our little with all the pomp and of an Englishman who never feels so happy as when ing of their piece is from s how we beat This is from this is from i pressed enough to snatch the 3 and and he ran over the cup of but my courage lating on the history of each with evident failed me. and 1 should have given it up satisfaction in every muscle of his a bad if the little witch had that moment held up to the ' an exquisite little hand with the | ring I had sent her on the third of his so looked at the ring a and then i thought I would him to a with a quick motion pressed ii to her as the sailors All al once I I could bear iino carefully about turned ray In an I had her - .i i t waist with and glued mv lips to the sweet rosy the gods and little what a scream are you looking sir may I she at length he slipped from my trophies from all and he and sping for the open 1^ of interesting her bv the waist don't you their mouths gaping hungry down i went llat on ' with old dental ar- fastened in my for French trophies help he'll kill had my aod it's the loosed nor the said I agony of Squire from grip of the Kate's have got so much about mother made me my coat see the extent of the i not and applying the pain left I grunted be looking a chair fay side of airs Mhe the what in world made Americans you asked her j Kate b to the tip of ' - i and said but cast an any the United at it want to see 111' W hai was it enquired the truth Mr. to the I saw the looking so bewitching I coold not help taking a I took it ier it startled her with Mrs. at a that she slipped out of doors to hide her I went and fter in a little arbor in the you back Site at me a momento aod turned Her head but not over and gle violently when I repaid her the kiss 1 j the I have kissed girls but never found zest of thai stolen yesi that in see repealed heard that look a good deal at Bunker and Bennington and and those we said he it was such old that we didn't care bringing it a sudden thought him bis eyes rolled a little blood flew lo his and be evidently queue and backed When company were said as for that old stuff you took at several other places I might mention I'll tell them to send it over to you when I get once heard a very laughable joke which a husband got on his Mrs. He had borne her railings for many long till one while she was blustering away about flour he very pathetically I had a dream last a very queer one and it gives me some I dreamed that 1 was taken sick and if it was no more than that said I wish it had been more than a that is not said the went to hell and when I got there I inquired of one of the imps for the old devil and was shown into his The old fellow recognized me at once and said have you come here to I told him I Well I can't have you said for when Jerush dies she'll hell will be in an uproar all the after the completion of the narrative of the there came a shower of culinary utensils about the fellow's which obliged him to seek quarters till his wrath had who are acquainted with the of the as they used to call the Hon. Joseph G. of when a member of our will recognize the genuine good humor of the man in the following anecdote from the Madison is known that while the of between J. G. Marshall and Jesse D. Bright was pending in the city police were on the alert to arrest the Marshall's ways were past finding whereabouts was an entire mystery to every body but his and a policeman might as well have attempted to grab a in a as to clutch old Jo with his official one morning slipped out of bis invisibility in the on to the street to respire a mouth full of fresh One Of the city officials who had been faithfully sentinelling the Hotel on approached as he did every aud politely begged to to know if he knew Mr. Marshall of I know him very was the yon be good enough fO describe him to if you are one of the Marshall is. a slender thin bright black and a white yonder on the the individual thus described was no the Rev Samuel V. half brother to the who never was addicted to any other than spiritual and the fight of faith and who just al that time was turning a corner apparently intent on some missionary The in the happy oi having the was about starting off to clap his capias on the supposed when hailed him back whispered confidentially to the on to him when you nab him he will tell you he is a preacher and all believe him grab him him a text and try if he is a The functionary off in a swearing be if Marshall would come the preacher story over this old Jo of plunged into the and was again lost in his and no doubt vastly enjoyed the waggery of dodging a policeman and trapping Vbry friend has handed us following good 'un for He clipped it from a paper in reading in The following legislative anecdote was current twenty or twenty five years was a member of the Legislature irom the cir ty or county whose name was In the same body was a the western counties I think whose name was In debate on one Mr. Martin concluded a reply to C. with the following ships venture ' ' But little Craft should keep near Sprang to his lordly Eagle cleaves the little Martins only as is fit for a bed He is giving forth pestilential vapors from all the pores He is an embodiment of perpetual The immediate atmosphere surrounding him is inevitably impregnated and ted with the constant from his whole He becomes a perfect walking distillery of the deadly sending forth its fumes and vapors into the surrounding His mouth is the mill which grinds out the his whole body of the distillery for its Put a chewer or smoker into a vapor bath with no tobacco in the and in a short time the whole room will be strongly scented with tobacco effluvia that emanated from his Put him into a warm bath and get up then put that water upon or the vermin of and it will instantly and Deformities vf Tobacco time a in being in want of a advertised for and at the time and place was met by a Both were in The unluckily seemed to be same opinion as King that was not so handsome as she so their meeting ended in mutual The man advertised a second appointing a different place for the varying the words of the He met the same they recognized each could not choose but smile at the neither of them could choose but The persevering bachelor tried his lot third and at the third place of he met the equally persevering At this meeting neither could help began to converse in and the conversation became so agreeable on both and the circumstances so that this third interview led to their Doctor's East resides a certain M. One very cold night he was aroused from his slumber by a loud knocking at After some he went to the window and was the do you to stay all there was the benevolent P. S. D. extensive dry goods of New York failed for a large They are endorsers on the who had previously for which is said to be the sole cause of the Messrs. gone to Two persona who had not seen each other for several met and renewed is it have you been very said the I saw you I have been much the good not quite 1 married a regular she much the so much the brought me five thousand well that is for in the hope of doubling the sheep with and they all sickened and But your wife and yourself must have been very on account of so sad an so very sad my because the week following the skins of my brought me than my sheep had I arn pleased to hear so the much the worse because my and money were completely destroyed by That was not my wife perished enjoy stop worrying about Next week will be just as capable of care of itself as this is. And why shouldn't have seven days that a he and to as long as he can. The fact that he get but and can keep it but a short is negative
