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New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 12, 2011, New Braunfels, Texas Page 8 — Herald Zeitung - Thursday, May 12, 2011 COMICS B.C. M ***#•' S* ; Hew Of Tf M C AN Vt ‘4f A FULL MOC*) ? ¡ J wHtNtvtie Youpe. *H FATMf R PtOIPffe TO . M rHOCK THE NEWrHBOPS, Born Loser V ^ I H£ ML YOU'RE GOHSIOERIHG SU&VCRSlVt ACTS TO UNDER /MNC THE KJ KAR. COMPANY, JUST \£y> BCOJUSt THEY 6EKT US ' > OUT FOR THE i ACNE ACCOUNT *3r , J LETS ,/] se F THEM PUT THÊIK. COtfiFO&T /N OUfcYARLD NOW) THEY WON FAHR AND SQUARE 1 NOW, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE KNOWN ASK GOOD UOSER no! now many rich losers 00 YOU KNOVsl 7 Dilbert I'M SICK OF LISTENING TO WHINY IDIOTS. 00 YOU HAVE A PILL FOR THAT? f*j> r\ (J vj i I *“eM lUÿ MR Peanuts I SURE DO! I TOOK A HANDFUL OF THEM THIS CORNING AND I FEEL GREAT IN SPITE OF YOUR COMPLAINING!! Œ) HOUI FUNNY LJOULD IT BE IF I MAKE YOU RUN ON A TREADMILL UNTIL YOU PASS OUT? H ^ Dog Eat Doug Prickly City 5FNATOR KPVIN HAP AN ILLICIT TRYST WITH THE WIFE Of A SENIOR AIPE. 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PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED b-12-11 © 2011 United Feature Syndicate. Inc. 31 a 52 African lake Nightingale' 53 Coating of frost 32 Spinks and 54 Home-products Russell brand 33 Mother of 55 Recital piece Perseus 56 Honor in style 36 carte 57 Chalet feature 42 Expertise 58 Veep’s boss 43 Blew fiercely 59 Plummeted 44 Coached 62 Isn’t any more 45 Built 47 Miler Sebastian 49 Lemon or clunker 1 2 3 4 14 17 20 26 27 28 34 38 _ ■ 41 42 46 60 Want more puzzles? Chock out the "Jujt RUjht Crossword Puzzle*" book* QuillDriverBooks.com Horoscope _ Thursday, May 12,2011 In the year ahead, favorable recognition as well as advancement in your chosen field of endeavor will be slated if you do good work. It behooves you to stay on your toes and knock 'em dead. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) - By doing something to get your mind off of mundane affairs, it could both heighten and brighten your productivity. Squeeze in a recreational outlet if you can. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — If it is difficult for you to gather some important but private information, you should ask indirect questions rather than blunt ones. It might be easier to gather all the facts bit by bit. CANCER (June 21-July 22) -Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you should be pleased rather than upset when others try to emulate your mode of dress or mannerisms. Be a trendsetter. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — If you have a choice between making a profit or making a name for yourself, choose the latter. Self-esteem is far more enduring and has much greater value than silver. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -Don't hesitate to repeat a previously successful endeavor instead of taking on a new one. Review your entire inventory of past successful undertakings. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - Your instincts about a joint endeavor are right on the money. It would be to the advantage of everybody involved to accede to your inclinations or impulses. 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Friends, family and business associates will all find your joyousness contagious, making it a powerful factor of your popularity. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) -Some kind of propitious development will prove to be quite beneficial to you. It is likely to be an outside influence such as a friend who opens the door and starts things rolling. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — It s important to see yourself as an equal or a counterpart when negotiating something big. Deal only from a place of power, not from any feelings of obligation or inferiority. ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Because you possess a bit of the Midas touch, you could easily reap more profits than usual from even your normal sources. Just keep striving to do the best you can. "Zack?! Gosh, it's been ages. Nice to see you're stilt among the living dead!" liffarmaduke "We’re on the ‘I Eat. He Stares' diet SUDOKU Difficulty: 4 (of 5) 7 9 1 8 1 6 2 8 5 4 3 8 5 7 6 2 3 9 7 6 1 4 6 4 9 5 PREVIOUS SOLUTION 8 3 2 6 9 5 4 7 1 4 9 7 1 2 3 6 8 5 6 5 1 4 7 8 2 9 3 1 8 4 2 6 7 3 5 9 3 2 5 9 8 4 7 1 6 9 7 6 5 3 1 8 2 4 5 6 8 3 1 2 9 4 7 2 7 1 9 8 4 6 5 3 2 4 3 7 5 9 1 6 8 HOW TO PLAY: Each row, column and set of 3-by-3 boxes must contain the numbers 1 through 9 without repetition.
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