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Check out the "Just Right Crossword Puzzles" books at ChJillDrlverBooks.com  Wednesday, May 4,2011  Certain career prospects could brighten considerably for you in the near future, even if slowly in some cases. However, once positive changes are on the radar screen, they will make their presence felt.  TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — It’s nice to be recognized by certain people whom others admire, but don’t be flattered by excessive attention. Subdue temptations to take any flirtation seriously.  GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — You should avoid mistakenly thinking of one friend as being more important than your other pals. It could cause you to seriously slight the feelings of someone who really matters.  CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Be extremely careful how you treat someone whose material circumstances are far less fortunate than yours or most of your friends. It could make this very nice person feel inferior.  LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Even though certain promises made to you sound sincere, you might not be able to depend upon a commitment if the person involved is a bit scatterbrained or unreliable.  VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept 22) — Even though you’re likely to be a capable manager of your resources, not everyone is. Someone with whom you’re affiliated might disappoint you with his or her lack of responsibility.  LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — This can be a productive day for you, provided you team up with someone who is equally responsible. Your industnousness will be dulled if your motivations differ considerably from a partner’s.  SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Do not make light of things that  Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail S3 to Astro-Graph, P.O. Box 167, Widdiffe, OH 44092-0167.  Copyright 2011, Newtpepet Enterprise Assn.  you were supposed to take care of, but didn’t. 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